What should I get my gf for christmad
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She said something special that only I could get her
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That means she wants you to think of something yourself that means something.
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A ring,necklace, that kind of thing. If ur not rich make something homemade and from ur heart.
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The fact that it's Christmad and not Christmas makes it pretty bloody special I'd say!
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Darth Vadan™ wrote:
R u British or something?The fact that it's Christmad and not Christmas makes it pretty bloody special I'd say!
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Cover yourself in glitter, wrap yourself up, and sit under the tree...
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Mr.Ed wrote:
Are you a talking horse or someone suffering from erectile dysfunction?Darth Vadan™ wrote:
R u British or something?The fact that it's Christmad and not Christmas makes it pretty bloody special I'd say!
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Mr.Ed wrote:
What's me being British have to do with anything?Darth Vadan™ wrote:
R u British or something?The fact that it's Christmad and not Christmas makes it pretty bloody special I'd say!
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Everyone knows Brits don't celebrate Christmad.
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What's Christmad? Lol
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Thong you will both like it that's what I'm getting mine
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MK💉Ultra wrote:
I know! Crazy right!Everyone knows Brits don't celebrate Christmad.
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MK💉Ultra wrote:
Brits do celebrate Christmas ?Everyone knows Brits don't celebrate Christmad.
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I say get her a TW account!
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Get her an iPhone to play turf wars 😜
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Darth Vadan™ wrote:
😹😹😹 it's cause you said "bloody"Mr.Ed wrote:
What's me being British have to do with anything?Darth Vadan™ wrote:
R u British or something?The fact that it's Christmad and not Christmas makes it pretty bloody special I'd say!
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MadStrikes wrote:
Yeah but we don't celebrate Christmad.MK💉Ultra wrote:
Brits do celebrate Christmas ?Everyone knows Brits don't celebrate Christmad.
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How long have u been datin and how old r u
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You probably wouldn't do my ideas…
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Yourplague wrote:
How long have u been datin and how old r u
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Darth Vadan™ wrote:
No we don't vaden 😹😹😹😹😪😹MadStrikes wrote:
Yeah but we don't celebrate Christmad.MK💉Ultra wrote:
Brits do celebrate Christmas ?Everyone knows Brits don't celebrate Christmad.
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
Your fucking Morgan freeman anyone would take yourYou probably wouldn't do my ideas…
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Get her a 2 sided dildo
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Your dick in a box!!
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A pair of confy slippers and a dildo... If she dosnt like the slippers then she can go fuck herself with the dildo!
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You don't know what to get your girlfriend ? Poor.
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What did the Romans say to a crucified Jesus?
- U christmad? ;)I got my very new girlfriend a giftbox from "Lush", and front row tickets to Ryan Adams, which I just got back from taking her to. We talked about how much we liked his music, and lyrics, all night the first time we met at a party in October. She was smiling all night tonight, and I'm pretty sure I'm godlike status right now. :D
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MadStrikes wrote:
reaad the title. It says christmadMK💉Ultra wrote:
Brits do celebrate Christmas ?Everyone knows Brits don't celebrate Christmad.
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Bravo13 wrote:
Do it from YOUR heart and you will do fine . I know it is hard good luck and merry christmasShe said something special that only I could get her
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Butt plug
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Do what I usually do. I tell her I cant meet up for christmas so she goes off with her family. I then climb the roof dressed as santa and drop down the chimney. They are usually all surprised at this point in time. This is when i stab her, and shoot her family so they cant run to the authorities. I then slowly lick her, beause her sweat tastes like fear, and that sustains me. I then put all the bodies in chairs and set up my camera. We take lots and lots of pictures. Last year my ex girlfriend had a fake mustache in the picture! Hahaha. She was a joker. I have a whole wall in my house dedicated to my christmas girlfriends; its pretty neat if i do say so myself.
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