What should I get my gf for christmad
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has anybody said "cheesecake factory giftcard" yet? cuz thats what im thinkin of... of course my girl loooooves cheesecake. i cant blame her.
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derek rodman wrote:
Wow that's messed up manDo what I usually do. I tell her I cant meet up for christmas so she goes off with her family. I then climb the roof dressed as santa and drop down the chimney. They are usually all surprised at this point in time. This is when i stab her, and shoot her family so they cant run to the authorities. I then slowly lick her, beause her sweat tastes like fear, and that sustains me. I then put all the bodies in chairs and set up my camera. We take lots and lots of pictures. Last year my ex girlfriend had a fake mustache in the picture! Hahaha. She was a joker. I have a whole wall in my house dedicated to my christmas girlfriends; its pretty neat if i do say so myself.
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got my missus a new ironing board n marigolds That'll keep her busy, don't say nothin tho, it's a surprise!
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Coolio wrote:
And she doesn't need a watch right?got my missus a new ironing board n marigolds That'll keep her busy, don't say nothin tho, it's a surprise!
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My girlfriend liked her dildo we got for her last year
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JohnnySledge wrote:
Hahahaha I laughed so hard at this!!! 😹😹😹😹😹Cover yourself in glitter, wrap yourself up, and sit under the tree...
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Vlad dracul wrote:
It definitely goes either wayderek rodman wrote:
Demented or genius let's take a pollDo what I usually do. I tell her I cant meet up for christmas so she goes off with her family. I then climb the roof dressed as santa and drop down the chimney. They are usually all surprised at this point in time. This is when i stab her, and shoot her family so they cant run to the authorities. I then slowly lick her, beause her sweat tastes like fear, and that sustains me. I then put all the bodies in chairs and set up my camera. We take lots and lots of pictures. Last year my ex girlfriend had a fake mustache in the picture! Hahaha. She was a joker. I have a whole wall in my house dedicated to my christmas girlfriends; its pretty neat if i do say so myself.
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Sum dick
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A new bf?
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Queen Nicole wrote:
Ya seriously whats up with everyoneWhy does everyone wanna kill their gf's? hahah
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carl johnson wrote:
Naked with a bonerJohnnySledge wrote:
Hahahaha I laughed so hard at this!!! 😹😹😹😹😹Cover yourself in glitter, wrap yourself up, and sit under the tree...
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it has to be unique, Maybe you could make her something like jewelry (you could buy a pendant and bead something) or you could take her out on a special evening to her favorite resteraunt and to somewhere she enjoys for enertainment
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JohnnySledge wrote:
that's great idea!!!! I'd love it!!Cover yourself in glitter, wrap yourself up, and sit under the tree...
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Queen Nicole wrote:
Jewlery is way more expencive than ne gameExcept... I feel guys are more expensive than females now. All you guys want are games and games systems and expensive car crap. All you need to buy a girl is something fluffy, shiny, or chocolate. All your stuff is super expensive.
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YOU wrote:
And wemOn have a million and one fuckin made uP holidays im always buyn my gf somthin n dudes r simple we would rather fuck than exchange gifts so we can b cheapQueen Nicole wrote:
Jewlery is way more expencive than ne gameExcept... I feel guys are more expensive than females now. All you guys want are games and games systems and expensive car crap. All you need to buy a girl is something fluffy, shiny, or chocolate. All your stuff is super expensive.
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Am i right bros has ur gal ever hit u wit a 56 day aniversery or some bullshit n u have to go waste some mony realy quikly so u dont look like u forgot or didnt evan know about the bullshit holiday to keep ur gal happy
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Best girf ever to give your Beutiful GF my "CockMeatSandwhich"
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GIRLS LOVE HOMEMADE STFF :D means that you really care :)
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Buy her some new dish washing gloves and an apron :) maybe a new chain to connect her to the oven. Let her know her place in life!!! 🎅 pyro the relationship grinch!
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🍁iamcanadian🍁 wrote:
ThisYour dick in a box!!
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You guys are straight up weird...get her jewelry
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🍁iamcanadian🍁 wrote:
Smartest man aliveYour dick in a box!!
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