What should I get my gf for christmad
Forums › General Discussion › What should I get my gf for christmad-
Erm...
-
A survibrator
-
Darth Vadan™ wrote:
Mr.Ed wrote:
What's me being British have to do with anything?Darth Vadan™ wrote:
R u British or something?The fact that it's Christmad and not Christmas makes it pretty bloody special I'd say!
-
Don Points
-
derek rodman wrote:
Demented or genius let's take a pollDo what I usually do. I tell her I cant meet up for christmas so she goes off with her family. I then climb the roof dressed as santa and drop down the chimney. They are usually all surprised at this point in time. This is when i stab her, and shoot her family so they cant run to the authorities. I then slowly lick her, beause her sweat tastes like fear, and that sustains me. I then put all the bodies in chairs and set up my camera. We take lots and lots of pictures. Last year my ex girlfriend had a fake mustache in the picture! Hahaha. She was a joker. I have a whole wall in my house dedicated to my christmas girlfriends; its pretty neat if i do say so myself.
-
Got mine ed shearan cd, Baylis n Harding gift set, Nina ricca box set n chocs(dark). Sure theres more but can't think. A don't get t see her till boxing day though :(
-
Turtles. People love 'em so much, they post about them all time.
-
Fat Basterd wrote:
I started I like turtles. I do want one for Xmas though!Turtles. People love 'em so much, they post about them all time.
-
→⃗RͤͪͭƸՔΩ☣ՊДℵ←⃖ wrote:
😖and a ball gag😜Butt plug
-
Get her Anal Cunt's love song album Picnic of Love. Youtube it.
-
🍁iamcanadian🍁 wrote:
Hey nowA pair of confy slippers and a dildo... If she dosnt like the slippers then she can go fuck herself with the dildo!
-
Add 😝MARC😝 wrote:
Sweet gift Marc (: u will b the bees knees lolGot mine ed shearan cd, Baylis n Harding gift set, Nina ricca box set n chocs(dark). Sure theres more but can't think. A don't get t see her till boxing day though :(
-
Louis Vuitton
-
Vlad dracul wrote:
Demented! What psycho would do that? Not me....maybe. Mwahahahaha!!!derek rodman wrote:
Demented or genius let's take a pollDo what I usually do. I tell her I cant meet up for christmas so she goes off with her family. I then climb the roof dressed as santa and drop down the chimney. They are usually all surprised at this point in time. This is when i stab her, and shoot her family so they cant run to the authorities. I then slowly lick her, beause her sweat tastes like fear, and that sustains me. I then put all the bodies in chairs and set up my camera. We take lots and lots of pictures. Last year my ex girlfriend had a fake mustache in the picture! Hahaha. She was a joker. I have a whole wall in my house dedicated to my christmas girlfriends; its pretty neat if i do say so myself.
-
The✯Hitmαn wrote:
I like that answer. My bf got me a nice coach purse :) never fails.Louis Vuitton
-
★PIXΣL βUG★ wrote:
Yea she loves me 😋 gutted a can't spend Xmas wiv her though :(Add 😝MARC😝 wrote:
Sweet gift Marc (: u will b the bees knees lolGot mine ed shearan cd, Baylis n Harding gift set, Nina ricca box set n chocs(dark). Sure theres more but can't think. A don't get t see her till boxing day though :(
-
"...and that sustains me". Someone should be writing fiction.
-
derek rodman wrote:
Hey he stole my idea!Do what I usually do. I tell her I cant meet up for christmas so she goes off with her family. I then climb the roof dressed as santa and drop down the chimney. They are usually all surprised at this point in time. This is when i stab her, and shoot her family so they cant run to the authorities. I then slowly lick her, beause her sweat tastes like fear, and that sustains me. I then put all the bodies in chairs and set up my camera. We take lots and lots of pictures. Last year my ex girlfriend had a fake mustache in the picture! Hahaha. She was a joker. I have a whole wall in my house dedicated to my christmas girlfriends; its pretty neat if i do say so myself.
-
Bukake
-
derek rodman wrote:
Genius. My ideas are: 1. Put her into a 6ft. hole and fill it with animals 2. Kill her worst enemy, mount the head on a plaque, and make it so that it'll sing carols 3. Super-glue chestnuts all over her, set her on fire, sing Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire, then make stuffing in memory of herDo what I usually do. I tell her I cant meet for christmas so she goes off with her family. I then climb the roof dressed as santa and drop down the chimney. They're usually all surprised. This is when i stab her, and shoot her family so they cant run to the authorities. I then slowly lick her, beause her sweat tastes like fear, and that sustains me. I then put all the bodies in chairs and set up my camera. We take lots of pictures. Last year my ex girlfriend had a fake mustache in the picture! Hahaha. She was a joker. I have a whole wall in my house dedicated to my christmas girlfriends; its pretty neat if i do say so.
-
This sounds like the making of a good Christmas horror movie, we could all put in $20 and produce it, split the millions so that would be (types in calculator) about 5k don points for whoever donates, I'm in!
-
derek rodman wrote:
Ummmm wow.... This is sooo fuckin awesome im soo doing ít this yearDo what I usually do. I tell her I cant meet up for christmas so she goes off with her family. I then climb the roof dressed as santa and drop down the chimney. They are usually all surprised at this point in time. This is when i stab her, and shoot her family so they cant run to the authorities. I then slowly lick her, beause her sweat tastes like fear, and that sustains me. I then put all the bodies in chairs and set up my camera. We take lots and lots of pictures. Last year my ex girlfriend had a fake mustache in the picture! Hahaha. She was a joker. I have a whole wall in my house dedicated to my christmas girlfriends; its pretty neat if i do say so myself.
-
Darth Vadan™ wrote:
You said'bloody'Mr.Ed wrote:
What's me being British have to do with anything?Darth Vadan™ wrote:
R u British or something?The fact that it's Christmad and not Christmas makes it pretty bloody special I'd say!
-
Why does everyone wanna kill their gf's? hahah
-
Queen Nicole wrote:
Too expensiveWhy does everyone wanna kill their gf's? hahah
-
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
Fair enough hahaQueen Nicole wrote:
Too expensiveWhy does everyone wanna kill their gf's? hahah
-
Queen Nicole wrote:
AgreedƮℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
Fair enough hahaQueen Nicole wrote:
Too expensiveWhy does everyone wanna kill their gf's? hahah
-
Except... I feel guys are more expensive than females now. All you guys want are games and games systems and expensive car crap. All you need to buy a girl is something fluffy, shiny, or chocolate. All your stuff is super expensive.
-
Vlad dracul wrote:
Genius!!!derek rodman wrote:
Demented or genius let's take a pollDo what I usually do. I tell her I cant meet up for christmas so she goes off with her family. I then climb the roof dressed as santa and drop down the chimney. They are usually all surprised at this point in time. This is when i stab her, and shoot her family so they cant run to the authorities. I then slowly lick her, beause her sweat tastes like fear, and that sustains me. I then put all the bodies in chairs and set up my camera. We take lots and lots of pictures. Last year my ex girlfriend had a fake mustache in the picture! Hahaha. She was a joker. I have a whole wall in my house dedicated to my christmas girlfriends; its pretty neat if i do say so myself.
-
She wants u to propose duh and why ask us shes ur girls just say "what you want fo christmas women" works evry time
![[][]](https://turfwarsapp.com/img/app/ajax-forbutton.gif)
Purchase Respect Points NEW! · Support · Turf Map · Terms · Privacy
©2021 MeanFreePath LLC