What not to say to a cop.
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  I wasn't flipping you off officer I was only stretching my middle finger!! 
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  I didn't punch you. I fist pounded your face! 
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  " no it's called mooning sir not not streaking." 
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  Those bags? Well that's just salt crystals and oregano 
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  "is your name Ashley cos you are one hot cop" 
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  Here, can you hold my beer while look for my license and insurance card. 
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  "What seems to be the officer, problem?" 
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  Oh that? That's umm.... 
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  I never eat a pig, cuz a pig is a cop 
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  I was speeding as I'm running out of fuel and need to get to the petrol station quick 
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  αϻɳεʑ 🍀 wrote: Thanks, I had nearly forgotten about that!!"is your name Ashley cos you are one hot cop" 
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  Didnt realize I was going the wrong way up the motorway as I'm pissed out my face 
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  When you get pulled over, play the theme song from COPS.... Bad boys, Bad boys, whatcha gonna do? 
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  Watcha gonna do when they come for you. 
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  1⃣0⃣PIN TONY🏁 wrote: I'd prefer N.W.A's - F**K tha PoliceWhen you get pulled over, play the theme song from COPS.... Bad boys, Bad boys, whatcha gonna do? 
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  "corrrrr, youre ridiculously thick" trust me, it doesn't go down well!!!! 
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  One time I got late night taco bell, and parked in the neighboring target parking lot to eat my cheese quesadia when a cop pulled up behind my car, and walked up to my already open window, since it was summer and asked how I was doing. As I turned my head towards him, and in the middle of taking a bite, with quesadia, still in my mouth turned with me while I looked at the officer surprised. So instinctively i tell him I'm doing fine which caused the cheese to fall directly in my lap. And of course right then the narrator of my audio book I was listening to yelled "DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER! DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER!". I was listening to 1984. 
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  what seems to be the problem ocifer 
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  Be with you in a second. I'm reloading... She looked 18 to me... 
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  "No drunk I'm not officer" 
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  ₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote: One time I got late night taco bell, and parked in the neighboring target parking lot to eat my cheese quesadia when a cop pulled up behind my car, and walked up to my already open window, since it was summer and asked how I was doing. As I turned my head towards him, and in the middle of taking a bite, with quesadia, still in my mouth turned with me while I looked at the officer surprised. So instinctively i tell him I'm doing fine which caused the cheese to fall directly in my lap. And of course right then the narrator of my audio book I was listening to yelled "DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER! DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER!". I was listening to 1984. double plus ungood. 
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  Officer, he assaulted me! He punched my fist with his face! 
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  I'm just a little buzzed. 
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  Doughnut 
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  Just wait til I catch you in street clothes your gonna get the a$$ whoopin of your lifetime 
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  Don't check the glove box! 
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  I smell bacon 
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  Gawd I loved 1984 
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  Also, offer him a donut 
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  Excuse me but (slowly slipping tickets into cop's pocket), are these your Opera Tickets? 
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  But my sister did it! 
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