What not to say to a cop.
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I wasn't flipping you off officer I was only stretching my middle finger!!
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I didn't punch you. I fist pounded your face!
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" no it's called mooning sir not not streaking."
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Those bags? Well that's just salt crystals and oregano
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"is your name Ashley cos you are one hot cop"
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Here, can you hold my beer while look for my license and insurance card.
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"What seems to be the officer, problem?"
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Oh that? That's umm....
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I never eat a pig, cuz a pig is a cop
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I was speeding as I'm running out of fuel and need to get to the petrol station quick
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αϻɳεʑ 🍀 wrote:
Thanks, I had nearly forgotten about that!!"is your name Ashley cos you are one hot cop"
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Didnt realize I was going the wrong way up the motorway as I'm pissed out my face
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When you get pulled over, play the theme song from COPS.... Bad boys, Bad boys, whatcha gonna do?
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Watcha gonna do when they come for you.
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1⃣0⃣PIN TONY🏁 wrote:
I'd prefer N.W.A's - F**K tha PoliceWhen you get pulled over, play the theme song from COPS.... Bad boys, Bad boys, whatcha gonna do?
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"corrrrr, youre ridiculously thick" trust me, it doesn't go down well!!!!
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One time I got late night taco bell, and parked in the neighboring target parking lot to eat my cheese quesadia when a cop pulled up behind my car, and walked up to my already open window, since it was summer and asked how I was doing. As I turned my head towards him, and in the middle of taking a bite, with quesadia, still in my mouth turned with me while I looked at the officer surprised. So instinctively i tell him I'm doing fine which caused the cheese to fall directly in my lap. And of course right then the narrator of my audio book I was listening to yelled "DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER! DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER!". I was listening to 1984.
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what seems to be the problem ocifer
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Be with you in a second. I'm reloading...
She looked 18 to me...
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"No drunk I'm not officer"
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₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
One time I got late night taco bell, and parked in the neighboring target parking lot to eat my cheese quesadia when a cop pulled up behind my car, and walked up to my already open window, since it was summer and asked how I was doing. As I turned my head towards him, and in the middle of taking a bite, with quesadia, still in my mouth turned with me while I looked at the officer surprised. So instinctively i tell him I'm doing fine which caused the cheese to fall directly in my lap. And of course right then the narrator of my audio book I was listening to yelled "DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER! DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER!". I was listening to 1984.
double plus ungood.
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Officer, he assaulted me! He punched my fist with his face!
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I'm just a little buzzed.
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Doughnut
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Just wait til I catch you in street clothes your gonna get the a$$ whoopin of your lifetime
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Don't check the glove box!
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I smell bacon
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Gawd I loved 1984
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Also, offer him a donut
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Excuse me but (slowly slipping tickets into cop's pocket), are these your Opera Tickets?
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But my sister did it!
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