What not to say to a cop.
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Your daughter is better looking naked than your wife is, but you wife is better in bed, she's a freak, but you knew that, right?
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Lmfao hahaha
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You I got you some donuts
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Me speed? You were speeding after me! Dont tell me im speeding if you are too!!
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Oh, I was in a hurry to get home and watch Cops!
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Wow, I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer?
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"No, seriously officer, I still have police protection for 2 days and 14 hours."
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sabin wrote:
Lol! 👍"No, seriously officer, I still have police protection for 2 days and 14 hours."
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Screw what you shouldn't say to a cop. I've always wanted to see what would happen if I got pulled over for something minor. Make sure engine is off, window down, and license and insurance already in hand when he walks up. But instead of responding to whatever he says, just don't say anything. Look him in the eyes. Comply with his legal requests. But just see what happens if you just give a blank stare, and just see how far the officer goes based on that. Maybe I'll try it if I ever find the time.
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Why aren't you out chasing proper criminals ? My taxes pay your wages !
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Cop: "have you been drinking and driving?"
Civilian: "HAVE YOU?!" -
Im not drunk officer im still coming up
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Woman officer - "have you been drinking?"
You - "what's the difference between a woman driver and a drunk driver?"
"absolutely nothing... Both shouldn't be behind the wheel" -
sabin 5 hours ago Quote
"No, seriously officer, I still have police protection for 2 days and 14 hours."Pmsl, will have to try that one, would like to think paying protection gets you some benefit in the real world😃👍👍
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Officer: sir how high are you?
Guy: no it's hi how are you! -
Officer my speech isn't slurred I'm just talking in cursive.
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If anyone ever said any of these to me, I would be lolling.
@ greenman, you would still get a ticket, but likely the officer would be kind to you. 😉
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Nice costume, what mall do you work for?
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shaggly razors wrote:
Why aren't you out chasing proper criminals ? My taxes pay your wages !
That's not true for most departments. The pay comes from various other sources than your income tax directly.
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I'll come quietly if I get to drive...😳
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Ocifer.... Im not as think as you drunk i am!
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brain stomper wrote:
My pay comes from the taxpayers... Pay more taxes!!!!! Lolshaggly razors wrote:
Why aren't you out chasing proper criminals ? My taxes pay your wages !
That's not true for most departments. The pay comes from various other sources than your income tax directly.
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AxAUTISTICxDINO wrote:
That's a good one :)Me speed? You were speeding after me! Dont tell me im speeding if you are too!!
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"I swear that I wasn't the one who rapped her!" Can I have a bage?
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I'll let you have a donut for €50
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What do you mean this cars stolen? The owners still in the trunk and if u ask me if they are still in the vehicle it should really be called a kidnap
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If you ever get pulled for walking down down the street p*ssed and they think your too drunk to be on the streets, this will help you!
'i'm not drunk, im walking like jack sparrow!'
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Please, ocifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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I was speeding because my wife ran away Roth a cop
And I thought you where returning her -
That's not mine!
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