What not to say to a cop.
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"you aren't going to check the trunk are you?"
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You: I'm sorry officer, here, have 5 don points.
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that's my cousins t shaun
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Officer: I stopped you because you were going a little fast, but I'm just going to give you a warning. I'm out looking for criminals tonight. You two don't look like criminals.
Me: Yes, sir. Have a good night.
It took all of my willpower to keep from responding with, "Looks can be deceiving officer!"
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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to smack a bitch?
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Iceberg_Slim wrote:
Did you get that from TheSEATeam on youtube?Is Wayne Brady gonna have to smack a bitch?
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"fuck you very much"
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krissharm wrote:
Haha that should do the trick!Just the classic
"fuck off you pig" -
Nothing like too many beers and the smell of bacon...
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O I'm sorry did run your foot over I meant to hit your head!
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No I don't know what pepper spray feels like...?
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I was speeding cuz i really gotta take a crap
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#⃣1⃣ Usually officer I am better at this.,.. "better at speeding?"... No I ment better at not getting caught. #⃣2⃣.. I left home with out my purse with my license and insurance card... I just live up the hill you can follow me home and umm shoe you .... After Saying it I felt like I should have 😉😘...came out totally
Wrong -
If the officer lets you I tell SO DOES THIS MEAN I CAN KEEP MY WEED.
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I'll take two cheese burgers a large fry and a large orange drink! They are there to serve!
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Woodzilla wrote:
Ground hog day quote? Love that show!I'll take two cheese burgers a large fry and a large orange drink! They are there to serve!
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If I pay for the ticket now in cash can you make it cheaper?
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Sorry about the wreck... I was checking this online game called turf wars you see...
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That's not mine.....you put that there
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Sorry i crashed officer...
Someone took over my turf on this game so im taking the bitch out! Ill sort the insurance later ;) -
So I was crossing the boarder into Canada, and the officer asked if I had any firearms in the vehicle.
I said, Whadaya need?
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No me ocifer there's no blood in my alcohol
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Here, hold my donut and coffee while I get my papers. But don't eat it! I know how you people are.
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Pepper spray? Come on man we're Latino, that don't work on us. That's like me spraying you with mayonnaise.
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💀Add➡Emperor🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
😹😹😹😹 ROFLMFAOOLI was speeding cuz i really gotta take a crap
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Can u hold my pint whilst I do my seatbelt.
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I aprove of this thread.
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"That's not a bong man it's the bottom piece of my lamp I lost the shade and bulb shit"
Or
"I'll give you half if you let me go" -
"Hello offiFir!!!🍻🍺🍻
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