Joke contest
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You mean fresh from the chickens butt?
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Oh wow... This turned out to be interesting... In some sense...?
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Who won zaz
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
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YOU wrote:
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Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana! -
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Two bums were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one said to the other, "I'm the luckiest guy in the world".
"Why is that?" said the other one.
"Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found $20. I went into town and bought a case of wine and was drunk for three days."
The other bum said, "That was pretty good, but I think I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I was walking down these very tracks about two weeks ago, and just up ahead was a gorgeous naked woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and took her up there in the trees and I had sex with her for two days."
"Jesus", said the first bum. "You are the luckiest guy; did you get a blow job, too?"
"Well", the other bum said, "No, I never did find her head."
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Why don't San Francisco cheerleaders where skirts?
When they do, their balls hang out
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Why do nipples have bumps on them?
It's braille for lick here.
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Why isn't there toilet paper in KFC?Because it's finger lickin good
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What do you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horses ass?A mechanic
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What's the difference between outlaws and inlaws?Outlaws are wanted
I can do this all night. I have a million of em.
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Ever wondered why there's braille on drive thru ATM machines?
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Ever wondered if infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery? -
A wife takes hubby to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive, the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"No, he's on my bowling team." they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book
The cabby says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave." -
Just because the contest is over doesn't mean you guys can't continue to post jokes.
I give you all full permission.
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So if white people can make white jokes and black people can make black jokes, what jokes were Michael Jackson allowed to say?
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But truthfully folks, I don't see how this rule makes sense.
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