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The Buckeye 🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
I lol'd so hard!!! Buckeye wins!!Q: What has 80 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
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A teenage boy is having a dream... He's i'n a cop car and he's wonders who's driving... He looks over and sees it's a cop....... Who's driving?
Hot cop Ashley with her BAGE!!!
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The Buckeye 🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
Bra bra bump (Drum roll. High hat.)Mystery wrote:
Wooo Cleveland!I did find the following, but I don't get how it makes the joke funny:
transitive verb gaged, gaging gag′·ing
to offer as a pledge; wager
to bind by a pledge
Webster's New World College Dictionary Copyright © 2010 by Wiley Publishing, Inc., Cleveland, Ohio. -
Ok, so there's is an Asian, britsh and an aussie. They are stuck in a junkyard to survive, the Aussie finds a six-pack if beer, he says" we'll need this if we are thirsty". The Asian finds fireworks, he says" we'll need this for a help sign". And the britsh guy grabs a car door and says" when it gets hot, I'll WIND THE WINDOW DOWN".
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Stephen Hawking has admitted that, if in great pain, he may consider assisted suicide.Or "Task Manager", as he calls it.
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When people ask me what I do with my life I tell them I'm a full time city planner.It sounds better than saying I just sit on my computer playing Turf wars all day.
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A man walked into his house with a duck under his arm and said "This is thepig I've been fucking".His wife said "That's not a pig it's a duck!"Man says "I was talking to the duck!"
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Last night I lost my house, my wife and my kids due to the huge amount I had to drink.I couldn't remember where the fuck I lived.
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My wife has packed her bags and gone - just because of my fetish with touching pasta.I'm feeling canneloni right now.
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.... Is he going to announce the winner or what?
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wrecktum wrote:
Yeah, when is the winner going to be announced?.... Is he going to announce the winner or what?
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End of the week as I forgot to mention.
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!ZAZ wrote:
Yay!End of the week as I forgot to mention.
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How many French men does it take to defend Paris?
No one knows. It's never been tried.
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Billy Da' Kid wrote:
I'll have to remember this one cause it's pretty funny.How many French men does it take to defend Paris?
No one knows. It's never been tried.
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Why wouldn't the Statue of Liberty work in France?
Because she has only one arm raised
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I got a tip for you , if you install the french versions of your favorite programs, THEY RUN A LOT FASTER
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How many jokes are there about the French?
One, the rest are true
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Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Boy: When you fell from Heaven!
Girl: Awl :)
Boy: Cause your face is all fucked' up -
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
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Billy Da' Kid wrote:
Why wouldn't the Statue of Liberty work in France?
Because she has only one arm raised
Billy Da' Kid wrote:
😹😹😹I got a tip for you , if you install the french versions of your favorite programs, THEY RUN A LOT FASTER
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Why does it suck to be and egg?
1. you only get laid once
2. the only woman that ever sits on your face is your mom
3. it takes you 3 minutes to get hard
4 you cum in a box with 11 others -
Why did squishedfrog cross the road? He had his dick stuck in the chicken
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Why did squishedfrog cross the road? Cause I had my foot stuck in your ass bacon
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squishedfrog wrote:
HahaWhy did squishedfrog cross the road? Cause I had my foot stuck in your ass bacon
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So who won?
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3. it takes you 3 minutes to get hard
If you are referring to a boiled egg it's still soft after 3 mins it starts getting hard around the 7 min mark
Just saying
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Zaz I must know who won!
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I JUST made this up so it might suck: What is the grammar error that frenchmen make the most?
A run on sentence. -
squishedfrog wrote:
No... When an egg is layer it takes 3 minutes for the egg to become completely hard.3. it takes you 3 minutes to get hard
If you are referring to a boiled egg it's still soft after 3 mins it starts getting hard around the 7 min mark
Just saying
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