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Ahem...Canada...better beer...better smoke...Ftw
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BrownNoise👊🔨💀 wrote:
We fucking invented the fucking English il speak it how I likeSexygirl wrote:
Hmmm. Seems like your education system is lacking as well.Also why are yanks world champs when there the only ones playing eg world series baseball = cricket/ rounders American soccer = rugby. Basketball= netball ice hockey =field hockey here's something invent ur own sport not change the rules of what WE invented even changed football we say there a draw but no u can't have that fucking retards
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✯Addi✯ wrote:
No all that pointed out is that you personally have a crap sense of humour... How embarrassing!juggle0 wrote:
The only thing even remotely funny, that came out of Britian, is Ab Fab.Thats because Americans aren't funny.
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juggle0 wrote:
And to prove it all the Americans try to take our humor which completely fails.✯Addi✯ wrote:
No all that pointed out is that you personally have a crap sense of humour... How embarrassing!juggle0 wrote:
The only thing even remotely funny, that came out of Britian, is Ab Fab.Thats because Americans aren't funny.
The office British
It crowd British
Faulty towers british
They even tried to do a version of only fools and horses
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Sexygirl wrote:
Again, the education thing. "England" did not invent English. Fuck off back to school with ya.BrownNoise👊🔨💀 wrote:
We fucking invented the fucking English il speak it how I likeSexygirl wrote:
Hmmm. Seems like your education system is lacking as well.Also why are yanks world champs when there the only ones playing eg world series baseball = cricket/ rounders American soccer = rugby. Basketball= netball ice hockey =field hockey here's something invent ur own sport not change the rules of what WE invented even changed football we say there a draw but no u can't have that fucking retards
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✯Addi✯ wrote:
The Rhino wrote:
No no no. We are just people of great diversity. We have rugby, American football and soccer (football).American football is Rugby for pansies. Man up and take the pads off!
It's amusing watching and saying the misconceptions of both countries. Let's remember a little something. Most of your info comes from yellow press. Yes, we make mistakes but we have a helluva way to go to catch up with any long standing country. Now get off your throne, take the wigs off and stop sucking on that nob.
I didn't say you didn't have rugby. I said american fooftball is rugby for pansies!!!
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BrownNoise👊🔨💀 wrote:
We invented it u abuse itSexygirl wrote:
Again, the education thing. "England" did not invent English. Fuck off back to school with ya.BrownNoise👊🔨💀 wrote:
We fucking invented the fucking English il speak it how I likeSexygirl wrote:
Hmmm. Seems like your education system is lacking as well.Also why are yanks world champs when there the only ones playing eg world series baseball = cricket/ rounders American soccer = rugby. Basketball= netball ice hockey =field hockey here's something invent ur own sport not change the rules of what WE invented even changed football we say there a draw but no u can't have that fucking retards
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randombloke wrote:
Ohh I never heard anyone say that. Must be uneducated.There's been a lot of yank bashing and Brit bashing over the festive season. In order to provide an outlet for this pent up hostility please post your yank or brit bashing opinions here. All in good fun please 😉
I'll start. Most Americans think London is a country.
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To the language thing;
As a candaian we use British spelling for most things but were so close to the states and have mostly American media we end up being this weird mid ground. But really though you can say the states bastardized the language all you want. I know some Brits that have the worst slang and completely destroy the language anyway. You gotta admit...just cause you started the language doesn't mean you don't fuck it up as well
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BigBK wrote:
English didn't originate from England. Some interesting reading on the subject out there. Still though, I do hate some of the American slang.To the language thing;
As a candaian we use British spelling for most things but were so close to the states and have mostly American media we end up being this weird mid ground. But really though you can say the states bastardized the language all you want. I know some Brits that have the worst slang and completely destroy the language anyway. You gotta admit...just cause you started the language doesn't mean you don't fuck it up as well
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Ya slang is slang but I do hate how my iPod auto corrects the word colour to "collie"
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Yanks suck Great Britain rules
For queen and country
British forces are the best
We have history and culture
Ur all wankers
We make the best tv
We have the best looking girls
We are the true fighting nation
We have the best music
We have the best beer and food
Thread end 👑god save the queen👑🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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Sexygirl wrote:
Seriously, how old are you?Yanks suck Great Britain rules
For queen and country
British forces are the best
We have history and culture
Ur all wankers
We make the best tv
We have the best looking girls
We are the true fighting nation
We have the best music
We have the best beer and food
Thread end 👑god save the queen👑🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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krissharm wrote:
Old enough to love my country and hate yours thread endsSexygirl wrote:
Seriously, how old are you?Yanks suck Great Britain rules
For queen and country
British forces are the best
We have history and culture
Ur all wankers
We make the best tv
We have the best looking girls
We are the true fighting nation
We have the best music
We have the best beer and food
Thread end 👑god save the queen👑🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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Sexygirl wrote:
That's the most sense she's ever made don't have a go she is spot on!!krissharm wrote:
Old enough to love my country and hate yours thread endsSexygirl wrote:
Seriously, how old are you?Yanks suck Great Britain rules
For queen and country
British forces are the best
We have history and culture
Ur all wankers
We make the best tv
We have the best looking girls
We are the true fighting nation
We have the best music
We have the best beer and food
Thread end 👑god save the queen👑🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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Add Britfury wrote:
Even about the women?!?! LolSexygirl wrote:
That's the most sense she's ever made don't have a go she is spot on!!krissharm wrote:
Old enough to love my country and hate yours thread endsSexygirl wrote:
Seriously, how old are you?Yanks suck Great Britain rules
For queen and country
British forces are the best
We have history and culture
Ur all wankers
We make the best tv
We have the best looking girls
We are the true fighting nation
We have the best music
We have the best beer and food
Thread end 👑god save the queen👑🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
The women part is wrong. Definitely, you have no shortage of pure slappers though haha.Add Britfury wrote:
Even about the women?!?! LolSexygirl wrote:
That's the most sense she's ever made don't have a go she is spot on!!krissharm wrote:
Old enough to love my country and hate yours thread endsSexygirl wrote:
Seriously, how old are you?Yanks suck Great Britain rules
For queen and country
British forces are the best
We have history and culture
Ur all wankers
We make the best tv
We have the best looking girls
We are the true fighting nation
We have the best music
We have the best beer and food
Thread end 👑god save the queen👑🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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Ah can't say anything I like the brit's and Aussies. But why would you call a truck a lorrey (spelling).
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Sexygirl wrote:
I'm not a yank or a Brit so I can be mid ground on this...Brits don't make the best tv...all Americans arnt wankers...and your women arnt better...these are facts...your post failedYanks suck Great Britain rules
For queen and country
British forces are the best
We have history and culture
Ur all wankers
We make the best tv
We have the best looking girls
We are the true fighting nation
We have the best music
We have the best beer and food
Thread end 👑god save the queen👑🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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Oh and um you don't have the best music either...I'll give you literature...which I notice you left out...too cultured for you I presume? Neil Gaimen is the best working writer in the world (IMO obviously)
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BigBK wrote:
They definitely put out some of the best music.. Hands down- I'm also impartial on the subject. Look at a few examples - the beatles / the who / Elton John / rolling stones - I could go on, all extremely influential to today's music. And always better.Oh and um you don't have the best music either...I'll give you literature...which I notice you left out...too cultured for you I presume? Neil Gaimen is the best working writer in the world (IMO obviously)
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My god, maybe Britain is better. America has these fucking half wits being trolled by a faggot. Here's what I say: sexygirl an everyone who waw trolled by her, an hero right now
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I do wank on occasion, but that comment about the women and the food and god saving the queen... You are driving down your fact check percentage!
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BlindLuck🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
I'm not sure what you're getting at here man...normally I can decipher typos but I'm hung up on this oneMy god, maybe Britain is better. America has these fucking half wits being trolled by a faggot. Here's what I say: sexygirl an everyone who waw trolled by her, an hero right now
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BBC and the Spice Girls suck. David beckham is ass too. The most recognized athlete in the world today is still Michael Jordan. England always eats the dick at the Olympics because ur athletes suck. Congrats on Amy Winehouse though, she makes Lindsay Lohan look responsible. Bloody Brits.
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USA got battered by 4ft midgets in Vietnam lol
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England go battered by barely organized and barely trained militia in the revolutionary war and lost their colonies... Lol fuck the queen
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🔫🌊🗻Lucca Brazi wrote:
...Lol fuck the queen
You depraved individual lol!! At her age that's borderline necrophilia!!
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randombloke wrote:
Lol.. Yeah it is. I take that back.🔫🌊🗻Lucca Brazi wrote:
...Lol fuck the queen
You depraved individual lol!! At her age that's borderline necrophilia!!
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God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen:
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save the Queen.O Lord, our God, arise,
Scatter her enemies,
And make them fall.
Confound their politics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On thee our hopes we fix:
God save the Queen.Thy choicest gifts in store,
On her be pleased to pour;
Long may she reign:
May she defend our laws,
And ever give us cause
To sing with heart and voice
God save the QueenFrom every latent foe,
From the assassins blow,
God save the Queen!
O'er her thine arm extend,
For Britain's sake defend,
Our mother, prince, and friend,
God save the Queen!
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