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Americans are actually very naive. Case in point: Many Americans believe that londoners are rude. This is simply not the case. Londoners are in fact c**ts.
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Fluke wrote:
Very trueAmericans are actually very naive. Case in point: Many Americans believe that londoners are rude. This is simply not the case. Londoners are in fact c**ts.
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Brits think all yanks are fat where really the just short for there huge weight
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What's big, red and eats rocks.....
a big red rock eater....
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I don't know how you can make jokes about people dying or who are about to die.My brother died on 9/11, when the twin towers were attacked - he left behind two little girls and a boy.You lot have no idea of the pain his family goes through every time you mention that date.Even if people don't visit this sick site, the jokes still continue and are passed around by text, so don't give me that "you shouldn't be looking at our site which is for depraved people like us", it doesn't lessen the grief.My brother was a good man, it's such a shame that he got caught up in it all and that the FBI didn't question why he was taking flying lessons in the first place.
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weebs wrote:
Nah Americans only have brains half the size of your average human that's whyAmericans love the uk so much they named lots of towns and city's the same as uk towns and citys so they wouldn't get home sick. How cute!❤
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American football is Rugby for pansies. Man up and take the pads off!
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Also why are yanks world champs when there the only ones playing eg world series baseball = cricket/ rounders American soccer = rugby. Basketball= netball ice hockey =field hockey here's something invent ur own sport not change the rules of what WE invented even changed football we say there a draw but no u can't have that fucking retards
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Sexygirl wrote:
In case you didn't notice, this is a jokes thread. And Id be totally honored by the mention of thick prick if I were a guy. Now go send your redcoats back out into battle in a stiff straight line and see if you can take yet another country, oh cough, I mean fail to.✯Addi✯ wrote:
That shows what a thick self loving nation u are I think u find that was France u thick prickSexygirl wrote:
At least Americans do it a bit cleaner, rather than with a guillotine. 😜America's policy of shooting first and asking questions later has always been their downfall.I mean, just think how useful King Kong could have been on September the 11th.
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Fluke wrote:
I dont, how about asking each state official? Jeez guys, why so serious? It's funny when Brits make jokes, but not Americans? Pfft, self-righteous.✯Addi✯ wrote: At least Americans do it a bit cleaner, rather than with a guillotine. 😜
At least with Madame it was a clean and quick death with no suffering. Modern methods employed in the US are under review for cases where the victim (yes victim, even though they themselves did something horrible to get there) was died an agonizing and slow death due to inappropriate application of the drugs.If the death penalty is allowed, why not legalize euthanasia to end suffering?
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Thats because Americans aren't funny.
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juggle0 wrote:
I find Americans funny... To laugh at :)Thats because Americans aren't funny.
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The Rhino wrote:
No no no. We are just people of great diversity. We have rugby, American football and soccer (football).American football is Rugby for pansies. Man up and take the pads off!
It's amusing watching and saying the misconceptions of both countries. Let's remember a little something. Most of your info comes from yellow press. Yes, we make mistakes but we have a helluva way to go to catch up with any long standing country. Now get off your throne, take the wigs off and stop sucking on that nob.
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Sexygirl wrote:
Hmmm. Seems like your education system is lacking as well.Also why are yanks world champs when there the only ones playing eg world series baseball = cricket/ rounders American soccer = rugby. Basketball= netball ice hockey =field hockey here's something invent ur own sport not change the rules of what WE invented even changed football we say there a draw but no u can't have that fucking retards
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punchyclockface wrote:
No, no.. We got it. 9mm. 2Kilos. 10ccs. Onion: Metric system thrives in inner cities.What do Brits and Yanks have in common?
Neither of them seem to have the ability to comprehend the metric system. Now I'm off to the pub for a liter...
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juggle0 wrote:
The only thing even remotely funny, that came out of Britian, is Ab Fab.Thats because Americans aren't funny.
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Rckningday wrote:
Awwww, now see, I have to know what I got wrong.Historical fact check:
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Lol. I'm on here to get away from historical research, now Brown your going to make me research your comments on five pages. I'm letting out a sigh.
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Brown Fact check results:
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One fact wrong concerning the Statue of Liberty gift: it was give in honor of our creation of government, not in recognition of victory, though the answer is much more detailed then that. Your conception of the monarchy and the English empire/colonization is ill informed, but because you state no facts in your erroneous opinions there is no demerit.Evaluation: B
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punchyclockface wrote:
I know, right!Also Brown, you said that US Treasury bonds have no backing and are worthless, when in fact they carry the backing of the full faith and credit of the United States federal governme...er, nevermind.
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Rckningday wrote:
Thank you for your effort.Brown Fact check results:
(delivered in Star Trek computer voice)
One fact wrong concerning the Statue of Liberty gift: it was give in honor of our creation of government, not in recognition of victory, though the answer is much more detailed then that. Your conception of the monarchy and the English empire/colonization is ill informed, but because you state no facts in your erroneous opinions there is no demerit.Evaluation: B
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I could argue your points, but I won't. I accept your fair and unbiased opinion that around 58% of thier smack talk is ignorance and lies!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 -
For once nobody attacked the professor? Nobody wants to go see the department chair to complain?
Don't forget Russia Punchy and occupy is different than using the Afghan turf as a bufferzone to impede the Tsar's progress in the 1800's.
Class dismissed
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I must say, with Pakistan's new offensive toward the border, and the US and allied forces boxing the Taliban in from the Afghan side, it looks to be turning a good corner. It is not an occupation. It is a mission. When the mission is over, we will leave. India was occupied. The Arabian peninsula was occupied. What the Brits failed at is not what we are doing.
Cheerios, pip pip, lucky charms and all!
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Rckningday wrote:
We aren't talking about Russia. That's a whole thread of it's own.For once nobody attacked the professor? Nobody wants to go see the department chair to complain?
Don't forget Russia Punchy and occupy is different than using the Afghan turf as a bufferzone to impede the Tsar's progress in the 1800's.
Class dismissed
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don heaps wrote:
French fries- chipsYanks ter Brits term
Sidewalk = path
Soccer = football (for god sake they even hosted a world cup!)
Gas = fuel (petrol)
Chips = crisp!
Yard= garden
G bush = a good laugh ☺
(excuse the spelling) forset = tap
Am I missing some more?!
Add heaps 😝
Trunk of a car- boot
Truck- lorry
Intersection- junction
Traffic circles (though traffic lights are used a majority of the time)- roundabouts
Dumpster- skip
Jelly- jam
Vacation- holiday
Flashlight- torch
Cotton candy- candy floss
Trash- rubbish
Trashcan- dustbin
Eraser- rubber
High school- secondary school
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I know Addi, but British foriegn policy in the 1800's was to use what is now Afghan territory as a buffer against Russian expansion into the area. It culminated, as you might know, in the ultimate check to Russias long term aim of gaining access to the Med. Sea through the acquisition of Istanbul/Constantinople and the straits in the Russo-Turkish Wars to keep the Ottomans propped up.
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punchyclockface wrote:
Indeed, but we love our troops no matter what, even if our govt is misguided...?Well, I stand corrected. I never knew that the East India Company's cause was so noble. I always thought they were just protecting what they rightfully stole for themselves. Also, a mission has a clear, achievable objective. I wish there was a mission.
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Nobility or morality is irrelevant Punch. I'm not making a political point at all, just mentioning that the Company was never divorced from the politics of the Empire. As you would probably agree, it was nominally comparable to American imperialism through free market ideology and economics. As for the nobility, the Russians did not think it so noble to be confined to the Black Sea when they finally gained a port in the Crimea. I'm not attacking you, Punch, was just bringing up context that is often lacking in arguments that often deal with simplistic solutions.
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I did read defense in your statement and didn't want to you to feel that way. There is much truth in your statement, and one of the things that can be traced back to the very beginnings of history is the rumblings of those who questioned the motivations or rhetoric who would lead their people to war. If your interested in this stuff over the ages, check our the universal themes of love, war, and humanity found in ancient Greek poetry. Homer in c. 800bc had the same suspicions as any person today who prides themselves on rational thought.
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