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And god bless cut and paste
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Yes, I'm way off base in terms of the monarchy.
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We had the British empire which was more than u yanks ever had!!!!!
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OneThumbBastard wrote:
Ah yes and there's suddenly a surge of American michellan and celebrity chefs. And ooo look Omaba is competent and let's not forget the junk food causing non-obesity.Sexygirl wrote:
I have a friend serving in Afghanistan and the man is a fucking hero! In one selfless act he saved the lives of countless British soldiers, not to mention numerous British civilians working along side them. He shot their company cook👊❕👍My mate Pete is serving in Afghanistan, and the man is a fucking hero!In one brave and selfless act, he saved the lives of dozens of British and Allied soldiers, not to mention hundreds of innocent civilians.He shot down an American ground assault aircraft.
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I spent 4 years working as a contractor for US government!!! It's amazing how u have to hire brits for their expertise!!! 😜
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Paddy_b wrote:
I think we have a few Americans working for us too. However, we believe in affirmative action and equal opportunity, so we have to hire from 3rd world countries from time to time.I spent 4 years working as a contractor for US government!!! It's amazing how u have to hire brits for their expertise!!! 😜
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Pyroarcher wrote:
Doesn't happen but it bugs me too. Someone did do it at my work a few days ago. The receptionist hung up and said "how rude, she didn't say 'bye'", and I said "does she think she's on tv, or something?"for the fun of the topic: it annoys me that on american tv shows they never say bye on the phone they just hang up :S probably doesnt really happen but it bugs me! lol
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BrownNoise👊🔨💀 wrote:
Paddy_b wrote:
I think we have a few Americans working for us too. However, we believe in affirmative action and equal opportunity, so we have to hire from 3rd world countries from time to time.I spent 4 years working as a contractor for US government!!! It's amazing how u have to hire brits for their expertise!!! 😜
Quality PMSL 😹
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Sexygirl wrote:
Now I know the words !!! I will no longer have to hum and blag it making song like mumbles at international football matches in the boozer 👍God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen:
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save the Queen.O Lord, our God, arise,
Scatter her enemies,
And make them fall.
Confound their politics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On thee our hopes we fix:
God save the Queen.Thy choicest gifts in store,
On her be pleased to pour;
Long may she reign:
May she defend our laws,
And ever give us cause
To sing with heart and voice
God save the QueenFrom every latent foe,
From the assassins blow,
God save the Queen!
O'er her thine arm extend,
For Britain's sake defend,
Our mother, prince, and friend,
God save the Queen! -
VADAN wrote:
Ah yes and there's suddenly a surge of American michellan and celebrity chefs. And ooo look Omaba is competent and let's not forget the junk food causing non-obesity. At least our leaders attempt to do something, rather than sit on a royal throne and wave absentmindedly.OneThumbBastard wrote:
I have a friend serving in Afghanistan and the man is a fucking hero! In one selfless act he saved the lives of countless British soldiers, not to mention numerous British civilians working along side them. He shot their company cook👊❕👍And LOL and England having the best militia. Good one sexygirl.
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Paddy_b wrote:
We don't, we just like to outsource because it's cheaper. 😜I spent 4 years working as a contractor for US government!!! It's amazing how u have to hire brits for their expertise!!! 😜
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🔫🌊🗻Lucca Brazi wrote:
Leave the beeb out of this, now that is a global institution to be proud of. David Attenborough, the world service. Fantastic value for my £150 a year. If I like it or not.BBC and the Spice Girls suck. David beckham is ass too. The most recognized athlete in the world today is still Michael Jordan. England always eats the dick at the Olympics because ur athletes suck. Congrats on Amy Winehouse though, she makes Lindsay Lohan look responsible. Bloody Brits.
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Sometimes I think the States insults it's self just fine, no outside help needed. Oh you want an example, Snookie from jersey shore has a book deal!!! Is it called "the art of the cock", is it a pop up book? Paint by numbers? Picture book? What could this dumb slutty bar star have to say that would warrant the senseless death of trees? Seen her on a pistachio nut commercial, she must know alot about salty green colored nuts. Seen another guy on a diet pill commercial, how do you inject a pill in the ass? Fuckin morons having money thrown at them by bigger morons!! (not all Americans included, you know who u are) FOR SHAME!!
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Lol ur not the only one!!! Only knew the chore
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The term soccer was invented by an English man.
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I'm surprise your Brits follow these shows on MTV that most Americans don't even bother watching for 2 main reasons.
1. It is fake
2. It is down right stupid. -
JayDee wrote:
That's a stupid statement. They'd have to be popular in the states before some moron exec thinks, "if they love it here, let's go global!"I'm surprise your Brits follow these shows on MTV that most Americans don't even bother watching for 2 main reasons.
1. It is fake
2. It is down right stupid. -
TheRamb Add: 86 wrote:
Who asked you and why are you even in this thread? Your not a real country anyway...BigBK wrote:
To the language thing;
As a candaian...
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juggle0 wrote:
Also a Canadian commented on Jersey Shore not a Brit! 2 of the most popular Halloween costumes in the US was Snookie for girls and Paulie for the guys + book deal + tv commercials + the show made it past the first episode + Snookie makes like $15k for personal appearances= WTF!! How?JayDee wrote:
That's a stupid statement. They'd have to be popular in the states before some moron exec thinks, "if they love it here, let's go global!"I'm surprise your Brits follow these shows on MTV that most Americans don't even bother watching for 2 main reasons.
1. It is fake
2. It is down right stupid. -
juggle0 wrote:
Not really, it's MTV. They already have influence throughout the whole world. They do what they want even though their shows aren't thought out.JayDee wrote:
That's a stupid statement. They'd have to be popular in the states before some moron exec thinks, "if they love it here, let's go global!"I'm surprise your Brits follow these shows on MTV that most Americans don't even bother watching for 2 main reasons.
1. It is fake
2. It is down right stupid. -
Fluke wrote:
Americans are actually very naive. Case in point: Many Americans believe that londoners are rude. This is simply not the case. Londoners are in fact c**ts.
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originalbones wrote:
Ok that was my mistake. Honestly I could have cared less if females dressed like Snookie. Less clothes = happy me.juggle0 wrote:
Also a Canadian commented on Jersey Shore not a Brit! 2 of the most popular Halloween costumes in the US was Snookie for girls and Paulie for the guys + book deal + tv commercials + the show made it past the first episode + Snookie makes like $15k for personal appearances= WTF!! How?JayDee wrote:
That's a stupid statement. They'd have to be popular in the states before some moron exec thinks, "if they love it here, let's go global!"I'm surprise your Brits follow these shows on MTV that most Americans don't even bother watching for 2 main reasons.
1. It is fake
2. It is down right stupid. -
JayDee wrote:
mate your clutching at straws, and think way too simplistically (can't blame you, it's a national trait) MTV spend millions on Market research and they know who they're shows appeal to. Bollocks like jersey shore, the hills, hogan's slut daughter, runs house etc etc etc are made primarily for an American audience. And further research is done to calculate what appeal they'd get elsewhere.juggle0 wrote:
Not really, it's MTV. They already have influence throughout the whole world. They do what they want even though their shows aren't thought out.JayDee wrote:
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juggle0 wrote:
Guess MTV shows just don't seem to interest me.JayDee wrote:
mate your clutching at straws, and think way too simplistically (can't blame you, it's a national trait) MTV spend millions on Market research and they know who they're shows appeal to. Bollocks like jersey shore, the hills, hogan's slut daughter, runs house etc etc etc are made primarily for an American audience. And further research is done to calculate what appeal they'd get elsewhere.juggle0 wrote:
Not really, it's MTV. They already have influence throughout the whole world. They do what they want even though their shows aren't thought out.JayDee wrote:
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juggle0 wrote:
So where's the fuckin research that tells them no matter where u live uk or us it's mostly pointless bollocks :)JayDee wrote:
mate your clutching at straws, and think way too simplistically (can't blame you, it's a national trait) MTV spend millions on Market research and they know who they're shows appeal to. Bollocks like jersey shore, the hills, hogan's slut daughter, runs house etc etc etc are made primarily for an American audience. And further research is done to calculate what appeal they'd get elsewhere.juggle0 wrote:
Not really, it's MTV. They already have influence throughout the whole world. They do what they want even though their shows aren't thought out.JayDee wrote:
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The bollocks part was my point of view, if you disagree then whatever floats your boat... But you won't do yourself any favours admitting it lol
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juggle0 wrote:
We have a thousand television stations here. Many of them are targeting the morons and the Brits. There's money to be made.JayDee wrote:
That's a stupid statement. They'd have to be popular in the states before some moron exec thinks, "if they love it here, let's go global!"I'm surprise your Brits follow these shows on MTV that most Americans don't even bother watching for 2 main reasons.
1. It is fake
2. It is down right stupid. -
The morons being the Americans?
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juggle0 wrote:
Yeah, American morons and Brits. They are exactly the same. Are we speaking the same language here? ...you chip-eating limey fruit!The morons being the Americans?
...see, morons are only a subset of our population. That might be where you are getting confused. I have to remember to explain things clearly for you.
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BrownNoise👊🔨💀 wrote: ...you chip-eating limey fruit!
I found this really funny
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