Yanks vs Brits
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There's been a lot of yank bashing and Brit bashing over the festive season. In order to provide an outlet for this pent up hostility please post your yank or brit bashing opinions here. All in good fun please 😉
I'll start. Most Americans think London is a country.
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Where did you get that?
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I've yet to run into an American that thought London was a country. Even the adolescent Americans I used to teach...quite random, random.
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In American football the ball is not a ball it's a oval and they dont play with there feet, they use there hands and shoulder pads. Crazy fools
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℧ℓ₮℟Å wrote:
I know. Just a bit of fun. I'd rather some obscure and lighthearted banter than some of the major stuff that's been going on recently.I've yet to run into an American that thought London was a country. Even the adolescent Americans I used to teach...quite random, random.
Here is another one. Most Americans think George W. Bush is their king!!!
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Lol
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I have been asked by Americans where I live in England, I say Buckinghamshire, the Americans then presume I am neighbours with the queen as she lives in Buckingham palace lol...how disappointed they would be if they came to my town...
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London = The Teabagging Capital.
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
😄 You are a funny Cun* 😺I have been asked by Americans where I live in England, I say Buckinghamshire, the Americans then presume I am neighbours with the queen as she lives in Buckingham palace lol...how disappointed they would be if they came to my town...
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"a recent polls have shown a 5th of Americans, can't locate the US on a world map... Why do you think this is?"
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for the fun of the topic: it annoys me that on american tv shows they never say bye on the phone they just hang up :S probably doesnt really happen but it bugs me! lol
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Silly brits. To polite to fire the monarchy.
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YOU wrote:
If you understand the context of that quote you wouldn't even bother trying to out-do it :-P"a recent polls have shown a 5th of Americans, can't locate the US on a world map... Why do you think this is?"
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BrownNoise👊🔨💀 wrote:
Biggest tourist attraction in the uk...Americans coming to spend money just to look at their house for decades lolSilly brits. To polite to fire the monarchy.
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The statue of liberty is actually French!!!
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And real Americans are natives! Not plastics from Europe and Asia
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Oh and south America and Africa and Russia and australia
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randombloke wrote:
Yeah they gave it to us for kicking your ass!The statue of liberty is actually French!!!
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juggle0 wrote:
It it because the top 1/10th and the bottom 1/10th are in diapers?"a recent polls have shown a 5th of Americans, can't locate the US on a world map... Why do you think this is?"
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Thing is you think you won your freedom but the European banks still owned you, all the intrest your for fathers payed on loans payed for our tea crops
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Let's take a poll. How many Brits think they own the title to the White House?
Also, PM me, and I'll sell you back the London bridge.
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Americans travel the country on greyhounds!!!
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weebs wrote:
And look at us now... We own what's ours, and the Queen owns what's yours. Hip Hip....Thing is you think you won your freedom but the European banks still owned you, all the intrest your for fathers payed on loans payed for our tea crops
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Dude we both owned by the bankers these days. Uk and USA are in billions of debt
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randombloke wrote:
...Chasing little white rabbits!Americans travel the country on greyhounds!!!
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When I was in America 12 years ago someone asked me where I was from.
Me:- Wales
American:- is that in england?
Me:- no it's next to England. It's part of the united kingdom.
American:- it's in Europe though isn't it??One person doesn't mean the whole country but come on!! She knows where it is now though because I was kind enough to draw her a map.
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juggle0 wrote:
"because most u.s.-Americans don't have maps.""a recent polls have shown a 5th of Americans, can't locate the US on a world map... Why do you think this is?"
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English have bad food and bad teeth
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weebs wrote:
Not to the banks. We owe the money to private investors. That's our mechanism for borrowing. The treasury bonds are completely without backing or collateral, and there is nothing tangible to "own". I'm not sure how England does it.Dude we both owned by the bankers these days. Uk and USA are in billions of debt
If you mean private citizens are in debt, yes, you are correct.
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Americans love the uk so much they named lots of towns and city's the same as uk towns and citys so they wouldn't get home sick. How cute!❤
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matty two thumb wrote:
Since Wales is completely shat on by your English overlords, it's no wonder the rest of the world doesn't recognize you as a separate entity.When I was in America 12 years ago someone asked me where I was from.
Me:- Wales
American:- is that in england?
Me:- no it's next to England. It's part of the united kingdom.
American:- it's in Europe though isn't it??One person doesn't mean the whole country but come on!! She knows where it is now though because I was kind enough to draw her a map.
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