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Evil Joey wrote:
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9/11 Brits hate youBrownNoise
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Now now. Just becareful boys they have arnie and we only have Jason statham and johnny Vegas lol
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randombloke wrote:
i guarentee nobody i have met thinks london is its own country. sorry i didnt read above posts but this got under my skin.There's been a lot of yank bashing and Brit bashing over the festive season. In order to provide an outlet for this pent up hostility please post your yank or brit bashing opinions here. All in good fun please 😉
I'll start. Most Americans think London is a country.
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randombloke wrote:
Yeah, I've never heard that. Though.....I'll admit that I didn't know for a long time that the UK is an island.There's been a lot of yank bashing and Brit bashing over the festive season. In order to provide an outlet for this pent up hostility please post your yank or brit bashing opinions here. All in good fun please 😉
I'll start. Most Americans think London is a country.
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Most Americans think world war two started when they joined!
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Most Americans think liverpool is a nice place because the beetles came from there
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randombloke wrote:
Most Americans think liverpool is a nice place because the beetles came from there
Lol love it!
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Another Thread that shows an international battle is needed. I STILL don't understand why the UK/USA will never meet in battle?!?. We are all barking. When do we get a chance to actually bite? 👊
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juggle0 wrote:
The internet was invented by the american military, and was then given to civilians.BrownNoise👊🔨💀 wrote:
Erm no? YouTube "miss America south Carolina" and watch it through with pride! And I would just like to take a second to appreciate the British invention that is the Internet!juggle0 wrote:
It it because the top 1/10th and the bottom 1/10th are in diapers?"a recent polls have shown a 5th of Americans, can't locate the US on a world map... Why do you think this is?"
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Most Brits don't wear deodorant.
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Yanks ter Brits term
Sidewalk = path
Soccer = football (for god sake they even hosted a world cup!)
Gas = fuel (petrol)
Chips = crisp!
Yard= garden
G bush = a good laugh ☺
(excuse the spelling) forset = tap
Am I missing some more?!
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✯Addi✯ wrote:
Most fat Americans need to think about wearing it. When I was last in Vegas I nearly puked when a got whiff of themMost Brits don't wear deodorant.
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zraygo wrote:
Well this is coming from a country that employs our top chefs to teach there shit one also when whatching hells kitchen is a surf and turf the only thing u can cook!!!!English have bad food and bad teeth
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Paddy_b wrote:
No but ended when we didMost Americans think world war two started when they joined!
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You Brits are all right.
There is one category where the US is second place in the world: Baseless pride. You guys get the trophy for that one.
Cheers!
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I love Americans! Couldn't eat a whole one though...
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mark4218 wrote:
You only got involved coz the japs had you off at pearl harbour you would of sat back and waited for Vietnam. And left us to itPaddy_b wrote:
No but ended when we didMost Americans think world war two started when they joined!
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T-Nate wrote:
Statistically 9/11 Americans won't get this.Evil Joey wrote:
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9/11 Brits hate youBrownNoise
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Oh shit, my computer uses U.S. English.I wanted to 'save' the document but accidentally blew it up.
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P.s you can keep fucking Simon cowell 😋
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Sexygirl wrote:
There must be a sale on. Sexygit just earned herself a pair of shoes👊👊👊T-Nate wrote:
Statistically 9/11 Americans won't get this.Evil Joey wrote:
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9/11 Brits hate youBrownNoise
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don heaps wrote:
Sure....mark4218 wrote:
You only got involved coz the japs had you off at pearl harbour you would of sat back and waited for Vietnam. And left us to itPaddy_b wrote:
No but ended when we didMost Americans think world war two started when they joined!
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Has anybody here read (I forget his first name, forgive me) Nigil (I think) Fergeson's historical or contemporary affairs works about what he calls the anglosphere. I think I spelled the name wrong too. What the heck, has anybody read the anglosphere guys work lol
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Who kills 50% of the worlds cows just so they can have a mcdonalds? Americans. Which country started the ecomonic downturn? Americans. Which country has the 2nd highest pollution rating ? Americans. I am in no way saying britain is perfect. I'm just saying that we are simply cooler then you yanks. Don't nuke us.
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What did Osama Bin Laden cook on Iron Chef?Big Apple Crumble.
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don heaps wrote:
rotory 🇺🇸 = roundabout 🇬🇧Yanks ter Brits term
Sidewalk = path
Soccer = football (for god sake they even hosted a world cup!)
Gas = fuel (petrol)
Chips = crisp!
Yard= garden
G bush = a good laugh ☺
(excuse the spelling) forset = tap
Am I missing some more?!
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Eight foreign doctors: three bombs, no deaths. Harold Shipman: one doctor, one syringe; 300 dead.Fuck, it makes you proud to be British!
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Americans??? Lol. No
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Oh shit I'm late for mcdonalds. Brb.
Bloke, you have bad teeth.
Worst of both worlds 😄
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Loud noises!
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