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• Ꮂ££Ꮟ Jan 5, 2011

  BrownNoise👊🔨💀 wrote:

  weebs wrote:

  Dude we both owned by the bankers these days. Uk and USA are in billions of debt
  

  Not to the banks. We owe the money to private investors. That's our mechanism for borrowing. The treasury bonds are completely without backing or collateral, and there is nothing tangible to "own". I'm not sure how England does it.

  If you mean private citizens are in debt, yes, you are correct.
  

  Yea I just don't have the mental capacity to explain. I'm a stoner what can I say. Lol
• Brown🎵Note Jan 5, 2011

  weebs wrote:

  Americans love the uk so much they named lots of towns and city's the same as uk towns and citys so they wouldn't get home sick. How cute!❤
  

  We have lots of towns and cities. Isn't that cute! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
• Brown🎵Note Jan 5, 2011

  weebs wrote:

  BrownNoise👊🔨💀 wrote:

  weebs wrote:

  Dude we both owned by the bankers these days. Uk and USA are in billions of debt
  

  Not to the banks. We owe the money to private investors. That's our mechanism for borrowing. The treasury bonds are completely without backing or collateral, and there is nothing tangible to "own". I'm not sure how England does it.

  If you mean private citizens are in debt, yes, you are correct.
  

  Yea I just don't have the mental capacity to explain. I'm a stoner what can I say. Lol
  

  Dude, wake up your smart guy. You are making the English look bad.
• Evil Joey Jan 5, 2011

  9 out of 11 Americans will get this joke.
• randombloke Jan 5, 2011

  Evil Joey wrote:

  9 out of 11 Americans will get this joke.
  

  ER for that one Joey 👊👊👊
• matty two thumb Jan 5, 2011

  BrownNoise👊🔨💀 wrote:

  matty two thumb wrote:

  When I was in America 12 years ago someone asked me where I was from.
  Me:- Wales
  American:- is that in england?
  Me:- no it's next to England. It's part of the united kingdom.
  American:- it's in Europe though isn't it??

  One person doesn't mean the whole country but come on!! She knows where it is now though because I was kind enough to draw her a map.
  

  Since Wales is completely shat on by your English overlords, it's no wonder the rest of the world doesn't recognize you as a separate entity.

  You'd be surprised how good Wales gets it compared to our English neighbours. Free prescriptions and free university fees even if you study in England. Its a small country with a smaller population than London. That's London that's in England if you weren't sure!!😉
• randombloke Jan 5, 2011

  9/10 Americans are addicted to emojis!!!
• Evil Joey Jan 5, 2011

  9 out of 11 Americans won't get this.
  ✈🏢
• Brown🎵Note Jan 5, 2011

  matty two thumb wrote:

  BrownNoise👊🔨💀 wrote: Since Wales is completely shat on by your English overlords, it's no wonder the rest of the world doesn't recognize you as a separate entity.

  You'd be surprised how good Wales gets it compared to our English neighbours. Free prescriptions and free university fees even if you study in England. Its a small country with a smaller population than London. That's London that's in England if you weren't sure!!😉

  No, that's fine. I am one of those rare educated Americans, that our middle class mainly consists of. (that would be like your upper class). I do know something about geography and history.
• randombloke Jan 5, 2011

  Evil Joey wrote:

  9 out of 11 Americans won't get this.
  ✈🏢
  

  ER again Joey 👊👊👊
• Evil Joey Jan 5, 2011

  randombloke wrote:

  9/10 Americans are addicted to emojis!!!
  

  its 9/11 u noob
• matty two thumb Jan 5, 2011

  Evil Joey wrote:

  randombloke wrote:

  Evil Joey wrote:

  9 out of 11 Americans won't get this.
  ✈🏢
  

  ER again Joey 👊👊👊

  Im guessing ur a yank. Im a bit of an Al Quaeda these days. Lol 👳

  How are your turfs doing joey?
• Evil Joey Jan 5, 2011

  randombloke wrote:

  Evil Joey wrote:

  9 out of 11 Americans won't get this.
  ✈🏢
  

  ER again Joey 👊👊👊

  Get stuffed!
• Evil Joey Jan 5, 2011

  matty two thumb wrote:

  Evil Joey wrote:

  randombloke wrote:

  Evil Joey wrote:

  9 out of 11 Americans won't get this.
  ✈🏢
  

  ER again Joey 👊👊👊

  Im guessing ur a yank. Im a bit of an Al Quaeda these days. Lol 👳

  How are your turfs doing joey?

  Fine. It's a joke! This was supposed to be a yanks vs Brits thread. U have to think up the most offensive insult to beat down the moral of the enemy
• Howard Jan 5, 2011

  BrownNoise👊🔨💀 wrote:

  weebs wrote:

  Thing is you think you won your freedom but the European banks still owned you, all the intrest your for fathers payed on loans payed for our tea crops
  

  And look at us now... We own what's ours, and the Queen owns what's yours. Hip Hip....

  Haha, the Queen owns us? Lol do you realise how little power the monarchy has? All they are, is a tourist attraction and something to encourage national pride, which is good.
• Evil Joey Jan 5, 2011

  YOU wrote:

  9 out of 11 Americans won't get this.
  ✈🏢
  

  my insult hit hardest. I just got 132 attacks from some guy called matty two thumb. Most likely a Yank. I also got attacks from various other people. Lol I win this yank bashing contest! Where's my f*cling prize???
• The TenderLoin Jan 5, 2011

  Evil Joey wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  9 out of 11 Americans won't get this.
  ✈🏢
  

  my insult hit hardest. I just got 132 attacks from some guy called matty two thumb. Most likely a Yank. I also got attacks from various other people. Lol I win this yank bashing contest! Where's my f*cling prize???

  It's also a joke that paperazi and royalty have been banned from tunnels in UK.
• DJHAZZR Jan 5, 2011

  Evil Joey wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  9 out of 11 Americans won't get this.
  ✈🏢
  

  my insult hit hardest. I just got 132 attacks from some guy called matty two thumb. Most likely a Yank. I also got attacks from various other people. Lol I win this yank bashing contest! Where's my f*cling prize???

  Yeah we know that this is a yank v Brit thread but I think we should make 9/11 'jokes'(and I use that term lightly) out of bounds as there is nothing funny about 9/11 and even when taking the pisd out of Americans 9/11 insults go too far.
• Add XXL Jan 5, 2011

  BrownNoise👊🔨💀 wrote:

  juggle0 wrote:

  "a recent polls have shown a 5th of Americans, can't locate the US on a world map... Why do you think this is?"
  

  It it because the top 1/10th and the bottom 1/10th are in diapers?

  Erm no? YouTube "miss America south Carolina" and watch it through with pride! And I would just like to take a second to appreciate the British invention that is the Internet!
• Rancid japseye Jan 5, 2011

  Evil Joey 32 min ago Quote
  9 out of 11 Americans won't get this.
  ✈🏢

  Not cool dude.
• Brown🎵Note Jan 5, 2011

  Howard wrote:

  BrownNoise👊🔨💀 wrote:

  weebs wrote:

  Thing is you think you won your freedom but the European banks still owned you, all the intrest your for fathers payed on loans payed for our tea crops
  

  And look at us now... We own what's ours, and the Queen owns what's yours. Hip Hip....

  Haha, the Queen owns us? Lol do you realise how little power the monarchy has? All they are, is a tourist attraction and something to encourage national pride, which is good.

  I forget... What does H.M.S stand for? Most of your land is owned by her. You people are such suckers for leaving them there. They aren't there to be tourist attractions. They are there to own you. Strange women, laying about in ponds, distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government!
• matty two thumb Jan 5, 2011

  BrownNoise👊🔨💀 wrote:

  Howard wrote:

  BrownNoise👊🔨💀 wrote:

  weebs wrote:

  Thing is you think you won your freedom but the European banks still owned you, all the intrest your for fathers payed on loans payed for our tea crops
  

  And look at us now... We own what's ours, and the Queen owns what's yours. Hip Hip....

  Haha, the Queen owns us? Lol do you realise how little power the monarchy has? All they are, is a tourist attraction and something to encourage national pride, which is good.

  Strange women, laying about in ponds, distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government!

  I live 2 miles from that pond!!!
• Brown🎵Note Jan 5, 2011

  juggle0 wrote:

  BrownNoise👊🔨💀 wrote:

  juggle0 wrote:

  "a recent polls have shown a 5th of Americans, can't locate the US on a world map... Why do you think this is?"
  

  It it because the top 1/10th and the bottom 1/10th are in diapers?

  Erm no? YouTube "miss America south Carolina" and watch it through with pride! And I would just like to take a second to appreciate the British invention that is the Internet!

  Did you see that new show: "An Idiot Abroad"? Awesome. And yes, the Internet was invented by the Brittish via the US DOD. You guys invented the OS, too. In California. That Brittish guy at Bell Labs invented the transistor... Here in America. Don't try to pull the wool over my eyes. People all over the world are smart, but our superior economy led the way to greater innovation. Bye, bye!
• Add XXL Jan 5, 2011

  Hello, You mean your superior economy that relies on extortion of 3rd world country's, cheap labour and is trillions in debt? US= capitalism gone wrong
• Add XXL Jan 5, 2011

  P.s. Just watch the clip lol
• Brown🎵Note Jan 5, 2011

  juggle0 wrote:

  P.s. Just watch the clip lol
  

  A beautiful young woman involved with beauty pageants that isn't very intelligent? Whoever heard of such a thing?
• Brown🎵Note Jan 5, 2011

  juggle0 wrote:

  Hello, You mean your superior economy that relies on extortion of 3rd world country's, cheap labour and is trillions in debt? US= capitalism gone wrong
  

  Precisely. The one we modeled after yours, but took it further. You guys did "own" more of the world than America ever did. We are made in your image, but without all that failure in there.
• T-Nate Jan 5, 2011

  God save the ugly queen!
• T-Nate Jan 5, 2011

  BrownNoise
  🇬🇧🔫
• Evil Joey Jan 5, 2011

  T-Nate wrote:

  BrownNoise
  🇬🇧🔫
  

  9/11 Brits hate you

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