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קřㅌלㅜïפㅌ Jan 20, 2011

Jimmy Needles wrote:
"Yes madam, I am drunk, but you are ugly and in the morning, I'll be sober."
- Winston Churchill

Haha rofl
קřㅌלㅜïפㅌ Jan 20, 2011

Peepers wrote:
cdndiver wrote:
"I do everything my Rice Crispies tell me to do"...cdndiver

me to
You peepers? Don't listen to ur crispies they'll lie to you and deceive you and crush your dreams that's how u snap wen the bend your ideas and u pop wen they squeeze u into the twisted image they want you to be and u crackle wen ur bones are breaking and ur dreams are getting crushed (hence crackle)
קřㅌלㅜïפㅌ Jan 20, 2011

YOU wrote:
Peepers wrote:
cdndiver wrote:
"I do everything my Rice Crispies tell me to do"...cdndiver

me to
You peepers? Don't listen to ur crispies they'll lie to you and deceive you and crush your dreams that's how u snap wen the bend your ideas and u pop wen they squeeze u into the twisted image they want you to be and u crackle wen ur bones are breaking and ur dreams are getting crushed (hence crackle)
Yes ima hater👿👿👿!! I hate rice crispies they are the most bland and annoying crap cereal🙎🙎🙎 and I'm pissed cuz I had to eat them plain this morning out of milk!😵😵😵😵
©®ted Jan 20, 2011

Shut the hell up bitch and go make me a sandwich

Gigade gigade go al right
stupid Jan 20, 2011

I dont need to be careful! Ive got a gun! - homer simpson
Peepers Jan 21, 2011

Docta Procta wrote:
YOU wrote:
Peepers wrote:
cdndiver wrote:
"I do everything my Rice Crispies tell me to do"...cdndiver

me to
You peepers? Don't listen to ur crispies they'll lie to you and deceive you and crush your dreams that's how u snap wen the bend your ideas and u pop wen they squeeze u into the twisted image they want you to be and u crackle wen ur bones are breaking and ur dreams are getting crushed (hence crackle)
Yes ima hater👿👿👿!! I hate rice crispies they are the most bland and annoying crap cereal🙎🙎🙎 and I'm pissed cuz I had to eat them plain this morning out of milk!😵😵😵😵
yes, but rice crispy treats=happy peepers 😺
Pinz Jan 21, 2011

Bag 'em and tag 'em
🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Jan 21, 2011

Amber Dragon wrote:
Evil is built into the very fabric of the universe, every world spins in pain. - unknown

Time bandits?
🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Jan 21, 2011

Remember the golden rule: he who has the gold makes the rules!
🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Jan 21, 2011

As the person who found the Comete, I get to name her, right? I want to name her Dottie after my wife....she's a vicious life sucking bitch from which there is no escape!
🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Jan 21, 2011

Wet birds don't fly at night.
Don't eat yellow snow.
If you keep playing with yourself your gonna get hairy palms.
🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Jan 21, 2011

One of my favorites, although I know I am gonna spell it wrong:

Hotta hay : lakotta Indian: today is a good day to die. This is what they would speak as they prepared for and rode off into battle.
Add: KOZY Jan 21, 2011

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write.
-George W. Bush

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