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If u had dynamite for brains u wouldn't be able to blow your nose
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JΛCKΛL👊🔨💀 wrote:
LolBetter to be pissed off than to be pissed on.
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Can I take a pic to show Santa wat I want. U can be beauty and I can be beast
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I'm no hero, never was, never will be.
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You have been terminated.
Hasta la Vista, baby.
..... This.
English mot*********!!! do you speak it??!!?.
....., or i am going to put his head, in your ass. -
Nobody dies a virgin coz In the end life fucks us all
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In these trying times those who live the past are certain to miss the future-JFK
He who go to sleep with itchy tuchey, wake up with smelly finger - confuci saying
I'll be back- arnold Schwartzeniher
I pity the fool! - Mr T
The fool pity ME!- Soviet Mr T
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I'm sick of these motherfing snakes on this motherfing plane!- Shaq(?)
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"all I need to know is did we lose them?" "I think we both know the answer to that" Captain John Keyes and Cortana
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Your all going to die down here...
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DJHazzer wrote:
RoflNobody dies a virgin coz In the end life fucks us all
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Go die i'n a hole: perhaps the most famous of a great multitude of quotes but the creator will never be known lol
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YOU wrote:
It comes with the go play play i'n traffic quoteGo die i'n a hole: perhaps the most famous of a great multitude of quotes but the creator will never be known lol
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Lance Armstrong on getting better at cycling: "It never hurts less, you just go faster."
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As For terrorists and radicals around the world
kill them all let god sort them out!
General Shwortkopf -
The SECOND mouse gets the cheese.
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If Jesus werent real...who did madonnas house?
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"With great drinking comes great irresponsibility", Me every day.
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It's all fun and games till someone gets hurt
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From Glman:
Last night, I went to a wedding. At the reception, around 10:30 this white car pulls up outside. A man with a long coat and a pony tail gets out, sets a pipe in middle of the road, lights off a firework, looks up, gives us the peace sign, drives off. We cracked up, our friend choked -
Continuation of above post: on a dick then we had an orgy.
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Apple crumble makes you rumble.
Apple tart makes you fart -
“He’s got fingers in more pies than a leper on a cookery course"
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“Drugs, eh? What’s the point. They make you forget, make you talk funny, make you see things that aren’t there. My old grandma got all of that for free when she had a stroke.”
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The guy in a coma’s about as lively as Liberace’s dick when he’s looking at a naked woman.
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"Luke, I am your father"
"may the force be with you"
"noooooooooooooooooooo" -
Putz wrote:
agreed“Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers.”
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Religion is the opium of the people-Karl Marx
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If he can't talk himself out of it, then he'll never be able to fight his way out of a paper bag.
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You can help fools, but u can't help bloody fools.
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