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Inside every heart there is the desire,to set down,once and for all,a true record of what has happened. Joseph Conrad
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In life some jokes are funny and some suck
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Push ups defy gravity and gravity is a law. I obey the law, I don't do push ups.
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"O my my my;can u shut the f up" ha I saw this one on tv
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Dam straight skippy
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Omg
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Angel of Blades wrote:
I'm gonna tell this to my pe coachPush ups defy gravity and gravity is a law. I obey the law, I don't do push ups.
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When life gives u lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell u done it
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Pyroarcher wrote:
lolWhen life gives u lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell u done it
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There is no "I" in "team", but there is an "I" in "meat pie". Meat is an anagram of team.... I don't know what he was saying.
You've got red on you.
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rlc wrote:
Not the only one :)Angel of Blades wrote:
I'm gonna tell this to my pe coachPush ups defy gravity and gravity is a law. I obey the law, I don't do push ups.
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In the begining there was nothing, then god said "let there be light" there was still nothing.... But you could see it allt better
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Amber Dragon wrote:
Yeah same hererlc wrote:
Not the only one :)Angel of Blades wrote:
I'm gonna tell this to my pe coachPush ups defy gravity and gravity is a law. I obey the law, I don't do push ups.
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Jack Grey wrote:
Haha I'm going to tell that tomorrowIn the begining there was nothing, then god said "let there be light" there was still nothing.... But you could see it allt better
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Haha I found it
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Nooooooooo
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No?
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Duck tap is like the force. It has a dark side, a light side and holds the world together.
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!ate🌇🌊🔨 wrote:
Add Yippe Kai Aye motherf***er"This is Sparta!"
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
"Your father was a visionary.
What did he see?
That kings have a need of their subjects. A dangerous idea.""Mal no!! Jesus Christ!"
From Die Hard -
"Come vif me if u vant to live"
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Evil is built into the very fabric of the universe, every world spins in pain. - unknown
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"We can't touch death. Death touches us." - ?
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!Ate🌇🌊3 wrote:
death sounds naughty the way u describe it"We can't touch death. Death touches us." - ?
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"god is a verb, not a noun."
- r. buckminster fuller -
Consider this a divorce (schwartzenegger, as he shoots his wife in the forehead In total recall)
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"I do everything my Rice Crispies tell me to do"...cdndiver
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"Yes madam, I am drunk, but you are ugly and in the morning, I'll be sober."
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Remember: half the people you know are below average.
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👆...so think of how stupid the average person is; and realize half of them are more stupid than that! ~George Carlin (goes with the quote above)
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cdndiver wrote:
me to"I do everything my Rice Crispies tell me to do"...cdndiver
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