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Doesn't even like meat. He is 100% veganThe picture of "The Don" is based on an actual picture of
G E T C H's
Grandfather that Nick found in a used dresser he bought at a flee market.Addi and her twin sister were born in different years
Nick was served papers by the state of CT to code turf wars to interact with the iPhone's accelerometer to prevent turfing while driving.
The ACLU successfully defended Nick free of charge.
Brown Note was Beauty's housemate at Brown University. He derived his nickname due to his constant flatulent ass music.
Johnny O once bench pressed 2 full grown pigs in a wheelbarrow.
Shake-N-Bake reset 17 times before going inactive.
There used to be a Pal room specifically dedicated for TW flesh.
Chucky Pancamo is actually Matt Dillon.
The infamous 4000 hench, never really happened. It's an urban legend started by GREENMAN.
If you reach god father status (level 100) before achieving elite status on all missions, you will automatically be reset.
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I don't even know how to respond to this. Sarcastically? Gullibly? Correctively?
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Cmon we all know shake n bake reset only 14 times. No need to exaggerate
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Who let him out of his cage?
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No mention of your ugly ass foot or Chula's leg
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Chula's leg and my foot are one in the same.
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Cracka Mike Was a philosophy major in undergrad but after contemplating his options decided to switch majors and graduated with a liberal arts major and a minor in geriatric reproductive therapies.
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Nick was very close to purchasing Palringo and making it a paid portion/add on to the TW bundle. After careful consideration he decided it would not be a good fit as pal was far more stable a platform than TW could ever be.
Shaggly Razors was perma banned from PAL for constant verbal and visual beratment of all affiliated with {MLP}
Duair was a traveling knife salesmen for 2 years. He was top grossing sales rep in the domestic paring knife division & 2nd runner up in the 12 inch limb looper category.
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😂😂 I needed this lmao
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Lol now turf wars is slowly returning back to norm first gas day then call out and now back to the funny shit in forums awesome I love this community 😁😏👍🏼👌🏼
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I want my 4k hench.
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What does TW flesh look like? What kinda fetish do you need to get off to circles on a map? Are certain areas more erotic than others (like Fucking, Austria)?
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I am a slightly changed person.
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Saba once again you are a fountain of knowledge! A little weird and odd but a fountain none the less. 👍🐢
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Thank you Saba. I learn something new every day.
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About time we had a good thread 👍🏻🍻
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+1 Saba 😉
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Saba is actually Gay and relentlessly canvassed for the "YES" campaign for marriage equality in Irish referendum on same sex marriage. Respect👍🏻👶🏻
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Evil Empire/Mr. Empire has a PHD in
Conflict resolution and works in the diplomatic affairs office at the United Nations.Midnite is....well midnite. I think we can all agree that, that in and of itself is as fucked up as you need to be to make it onto this list.
While being hazed in his freshman year of varsity cricket Big Jake swallowed a staggering 76 fish in just under 10 min. That figure pales in comparison though to the 20,000 Missy could swallow in a single gulp.
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I have three words "Damn that greenman" no 4k hench then buggerit (plus these five of course)
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What's the story behind the "4k hench"
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Prior to TW, Mama Tek was a contestant on Hell's Kitchen. She was eventually disqualified though for too many sexual innuendos for prime time TV. She still holds the distinct honor of the only contestant to make Gordon Ramsey blush on or off camera.
Contrary to popular belief, the TW Tech Forum was not terminated. It still exists https://turfwarsapp.com/forum/267/ but you must say the secret password in order to get a response from Nick.
Hardcore has meet the queen of England on 5 seperate occasions and even accidentally kicked the royal pooch once.
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Innocent Saba wrote:
Holy crap it's really still there. I like how you're still posting there 2 years after it was shutdown 😂Prior to TW, Mama Tek was a contestant on Hell's Kitchen. She was eventually disqualified though for too many sexual innuendos for prime time TV. She still holds the distinct honor of the only contestant to make Gordon Ramsey blush on or off camera.
Contrary to popular belief, the TW Tech Forum was not terminated. It still exists https://turfwarsapp.com/forum/267/ but you must say the secret password in order to get a response from Nick.
Hardcore has meet the queen of England on 5 seperate occasions and even accidentally kicked the royal pooch once.
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Malice: Add MIW wrote:
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Hey saba hows it going man.
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Mystery was permenantly banned for being too open & transparent.
Global supremacy was created by Nick to remind everyone that no matter how bad you think TW is (it's eminent demise has been 3 weeks away for 5 years now), it could always be worse.
\\// has a custom shower enclosure in his master bath that is bigger than the average Americans garage.
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Everyone else was 75% completed on a working version of a one man submarine before eventually running into technical difficulties with glazing issues.
The TW servers are not Y2K compliant
Bugs Bunny is the great niece of Mel Blanc.
Groucho's favorite actor/actress is Estelle Getty.
Two TW players (one former & one current) were once hospitalized after crashing head on into each other in dune buggies.
Kilgore Trout is a professional golfer and has toured on the mini golf circut without missing a single cut 6 years running.
OU812 is lost two fingers in an airplane propellor accident at work. He only lost 4 hrs work due to his injury.
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Mezarine is a speech & articulation specialist by trade, PUTZ makes a fortune on the motivational speaker circut & 4 horse is a substance abuse counselor.
Coolio was recruited for the Florida Marlins but decided to go into the family mortuary business instead.
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