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1000 ways to die!!!💀 (TW forum game)

• 💀💣CaptCalhoun💀💣 Mar 10, 2015

  You stopped thinking and tried to veg out with the TV, you stopped existing 'cause you stopped thinking. 488
• Samuly1 Mar 11, 2015

  Joel pressed the button. You were the unlucky victim
  487
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Mar 11, 2015

  Samuly1 wrote:

  ....and then there were none.
  489
  

  NO.
  YOU TERRIBLE PERSON.
  YOU SHOULD HAVE SAVED THAT REFERENCE.
• Helixranger Mar 11, 2015

  Ooooh! A big red button!

  486
• Samuly1 Mar 12, 2015

  ɴᴇͣxͩxͩ wrote:

  Samuly1 wrote:

  ....and then there were none.
  489
  

  NO.
  YOU TERRIBLE PERSON.
  YOU SHOULD HAVE SAVED THAT REFERENCE.

  That's exactly what I thought after I posted it. Then I thought, screw it
• Samuly1 Mar 12, 2015

  God damn it, Barb!
  485
• ★DΞICIDΞ★ Mar 12, 2015

  being secured to the bottom of a tub and given golden showers by a bunch of naked grandmothers until you drown.
  486
• ℋ₳աҡ(ⅇ552) Mar 12, 2015

  Tryed to tell a military member 9/11 was done by the government
  485
• lBIG lDADDY Mar 12, 2015

  Uma Thurman sliced your head off 484
• ★DΞICIDΞ★ Mar 12, 2015

  too busy looking for the gov conspiracies and was killed by real terrorist.
  483
• lBIG lDADDY Mar 12, 2015

  ISIS burned you alive 482
• lBIG lDADDY Mar 12, 2015

  Pushed into a subway 481
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Mar 12, 2015

  lBIG lDADDY wrote:

  ISIS burned you alive 482
  

  480
  

  lBIG lDADDY wrote:

  Pushed into a subway 481
  

  You went back to back. Nulled.
• Helixranger Mar 12, 2015

  Flooded.
  479
• Samuly1 Mar 13, 2015

  CABOOSE!
  478
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Mar 13, 2015

  Went into shock and died after doing the ice bucket challenge.
  477
• 💀💣CaptCalhoun💀💣 Mar 13, 2015

  Made a bet with Ussain Bolt, you lost. You almost won but had a heart attack. 476
• Helixranger Mar 13, 2015

  Tried to walk across a highway without dying.

  475
• ℋ₳աҡ(ⅇ552) Mar 13, 2015

  Eating beef jerky with braces
• Samuly1 Mar 14, 2015

  Met with Glados
  473
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Mar 14, 2015

  Learned the secret of the Companion Cube and became one with it.
  472
• Helixranger Mar 14, 2015

  You lose too much weight.

  471
• ༦ᵑყͦoͫgͣıͩ༤ Mar 14, 2015

  Turned inside out whilst farting 470
• hotrodtech Mar 15, 2015

  Stuck tongue to frozen flagpole and a friend tried to help free you by peeing on you but you drowned on his pee 469
• Samuly1 Mar 15, 2015

  You didn't stop Primal Groudon and died from the intense heat
  468
• 〓K Я A M P U S〓 Mar 15, 2015

  ^ neck tie got wrapped in a lathe. Pulled him right in

  467
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Mar 15, 2015

  Nanobots intruded your ears while listening to your iPod.
  466
• Helixranger Mar 15, 2015

  YOU wrote:

  Fell through the ice on the river.

  465
  
• jjman14 Mar 15, 2015

  Apparently swallowing gum really can kill you(when it sticks in your throat, stopping you from breathing and eating so you slowly suffocate) 464
• 💫✨🌟GVYG(A)🌟✨💫 Mar 16, 2015

  Mistook Dichapetalum cymosum for lettuce. Just 200 grams of this plant could kill a 500 kg cow - 463

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