1000 ways to die!!!💀 (TW forum game)
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Got five stars. Didn't evade the cops
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You reset without putting loot out for Heartbreak Kid. 461
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You give me your code before I delete your profile (I don't mean this)
460
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Mistaken for a deer by hunters.
459
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Trip on step and drown in a vat of whiskey (die happily mashed)
458 -
Got run over by a rain deer
457 -
BBQ blew up in your. face while turning it on.
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Used incorrect grammar in a prison English class
455 -
Friendzoned, tried to escape with milkshakes, shot down 'cause she brought her sister, asked her to a dance, then re-shot down with a polite refusal. Didn't actually die, but withered away hoping and planning your ultimate escape, only to get hit by a truck. 454?
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ThisDood101 wrote:
Got run over by a rain deer
457If you meant reindeer, then nulled. If not, okay!
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Got punched by jackass fist piston arm thing
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Didn't beat the odds
452 -
Cut off head with chainsaw while cutting firewood
451 -
Mauled to death by a wolverine whilst trying to wear it as a scarf
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974
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Helixranger wrote:
Anal people picked apart how you died. 449.ThisDood101 wrote:
Got run over by a rain deer
457If you meant reindeer, then nulled. If not, okay!
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McKinley thought you were a half-breed
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Tried to canoe across the Atlantic 447
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An astrobiologist recently discovered a bacterial strain that specifically infects giant pandas from a galaxy far away. He brought some samples to China but he forgot to do research on how this bacteria affects other mammals. Apparently it actually specifically targets giant pandas AND humans, but does not target other mammals. You went to the zoo where you see this panda dead in front of you since it choked on a coin (it's a rare 1822 $5 gold coin graded AU55, better than the best known!!!) You checked the panda out... 446
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Gazed into a Mangekyou Sharingan. Only 71:59:59 to go.
445 -
Ran out of ideas at 444.
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👆 built the world's biggest paper airplane. On the test flight, received the world's biggest paper cut.
443
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Death worm got you.
442 -
441
blinked near odd looking angel statues -
Didn't stop the Deoxys meteor
440 -
Swallowed a bomb and it didn't blow up, so while I'm on the toilet taking a dump trying to get it out it blows up , I survive but I have a messed up butt hole and die because it gets infected a week after lying in the hospital bed surrounded by disease ridden people
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Acquired anthrax by genotype coding in the year 2100 when 3D printing is perfected.
438 -
Melted by lava.
437
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You picked up a stray dog that weighed 150 pounds. A few days later you went to a zoo to pick up a cat that weighed 150 pounds to see who would win in a fight. It turns out that both the dog and the cat attacked you the moment you brought the cat home - 436
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