1000 ways to die!!!💀 (TW forum game)
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ℋ₳աҡ(ⅇ552) wrote:
Listen to Macklemore
519Helixranger wrote:
Done. Nulled.Did a Rick roll video.
515
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Got lost in the desert died of thirst 514
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Your Santa Claus and that one douche bag didnt turn the fireplace off. 513
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You got in the way of the Corpirate's investment schemes
512 -
You try to sneak into someone's house through the fireplace. They didn't turn it off.
Thankfully, the owners of the house found you and tried to put out the fire. "But, they were rednecks, so they didn't have any water." Turns out, alcohol is very flammable. "Who knew." 511 -
You were in the movie "Teeth".
511 -
You were the Liberty Tax dancer, people didn't like your moves and swerved for a high-score.
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Pokemon becomes real and you forget that you should never walk through tall grass 509
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That coffee made you too hyper.
508
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Took an acid bath to try to remove the scabs 507
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That girlfriend will end you. You didn't listen.
506
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Beware the Ides of March....
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You were the Mexican guy that screamed in the second Jurassic Park, the T-Rex used your guts as a mop. 504
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You were the Didact that got nuked
503 -
You were blowing glass with a straw but accidentally sucked on the straw and the molten glass burned your insides - 502
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Sawed in half. You could say we're halfway dunn.
501 -
Tripped in an awful position
500!
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Tried to sing a high note, but you blew your insides out your ass to reach it. 499
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Got genetalia warts and drowned in your own vagina cavity
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Suffocated by a cloud that came towards you.
497
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Got elephantitis of the nuts tried to drive self to hospital and slammed them in car door 496
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A china cabinet falls over next to you, both crushing you and cutting you open stimutaniously
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You were shoved into an ice chipper
494 -
Questioned your existence so much God got tired of you and wiped you off the face of the earth.
493 -
Paralyzed by a spider bite and then eaten by the spider babies.. Slowly..
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ɴᴇͣxͩxͩ wrote:
No Macklemore is on a whole new level 😂😂😂ℋ₳աҡ(ⅇ552) wrote:
Listen to Macklemore
519Helixranger wrote:
Done. Nulled.Did a Rick roll video.
515
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Chris Mucci wrote:
492Paralyzed by a spider bite and then eaten by the spider babies.. Slowly..
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Tried to jump into a cave pool in a park and landed on a stalagmite and got impaled. Unfortunately it was at night so others were unable to help - 491
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Attempted to embrace your inner flying squirrel. Key word: attempted.
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....and then there were none.
489
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