Life. Acorns. Happiness.
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One day, I was taking a flight to Madagascar to visit my uncle. I met a girl, Suzane, on the plane, who informed me it was Madagascan Arbor Day. That night, she took me to a party, with over 10,000 people there. Then, after I was all boozed up, she took me into the back room, where I thought I was going to get laid. But, to my shock, it was a giant acorn inside! There were 5 hooded men bowing down infront of the acorn, chanting, "All heil the acorn. The acorn is our life," over and over. They then proceeded to kidnap me in my drunken state and knock me out with a fish. When I woke up, I was strapped to the acorn, naked. They all took turns stabbing my belly button, and then I passed out. When I woke up, I was lying in the middle of the woods, naked. I assumed I was just drunk and went back to my uncle's tree fort. I had no evidence it actually happened until I was leaving, and as the plane took off, I looked down and saw her, there. Mother Acorn Herself.
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Part Two: The Hunt of the Acorn in 24 hours
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That's some good acid.
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Your boy is different. His is IQ is 5
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Simple Jack wrote:
Pffft... What am I, retarded? It's actually 7, dumbassYour boy is different. His is IQ is 5
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Mr. Smrks 👌 wrote:
That line begins at 52, son.Simple Jack wrote:
Pffft... What am I, retarded? It's actually 7, dumbassYour boy is different. His is IQ is 5
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Mr. Smrks 👌 wrote:
Talk to brown...he should be able to answer that for you.Simple Jack wrote:
Pffft... What am I, retarded? It's actually 7, dumbassYour boy is different. His is IQ is 5
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gunstreet grrl wrote:
He's your son? 😳Mr. Smrks 👌 wrote:
That line begins at 52, son.Simple Jack wrote:
Pffft... What am I, retarded? It's actually 7, dumbassYour boy is different. His is IQ is 5
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Rãzor Edge wrote:
No, I'm the son of Mother Acorn. This thread is the story of my transformation into an Acornergunstreet grrl wrote:
He's your son? 😳Mr. Smrks 👌 wrote:
That line begins at 52, son.Simple Jack wrote:
Pffft... What am I, retarded? It's actually 7, dumbassYour boy is different. His is IQ is 5
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Mr. Smrks 👌 wrote:
Guess I'll have to wait to find out what the hell an acorner isRãzor Edge wrote:
No, I'm the son of Mother Acorn. This thread is the story of my transformation into an Acornergunstreet grrl wrote:
He's your son? 😳Mr. Smrks 👌 wrote:
That line begins at 52, son.Simple Jack wrote:
Pffft... What am I, retarded? It's actually 7, dumbassYour boy is different. His is IQ is 5
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Boner Jams '03 wrote:
It's a nut job.Mr. Smrks 👌 wrote:
Guess I'll have to wait to find out what the hell an acorner isRãzor Edge wrote:
No, I'm the son of Mother Acorn. This thread is the story of my transformation into an Acornergunstreet grrl wrote:
He's your son? 😳Mr. Smrks 👌 wrote:
That line begins at 52, son.Simple Jack wrote:
Pffft... What am I, retarded? It's actually 7, dumbassYour boy is different. His is IQ is 5
Now you can shut off the attention valve and live in peace.
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀ☠༻ wrote:
My thoughts exactly lolThat's some good acid.
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Sorry for the late part two. So, I was back home, sitting on my bed about 1 week later. Later, out of my belly button, an acorn popped out. I cracked open the acorn, and out came a note. "Meet me at the Acorn (which was apparently a bar a few miles away that I've never noticed) at 6:00 PM, that day. I went there out of curiousity, and, to my suprise, one of the hooded acorn worshipers was waiting there for me. Part 3 coming soon.
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so exciting...
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Whatever happened to that "something will happen in 100 days" thread?
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Mr. Smrks 👌 wrote:
Meh. Ran out of shrooms. This was better 4 days ago.Sorry for the late part two. So, I was back home, sitting on my bed about 1 week later. Later, out of my belly button, an acorn popped out. I cracked open the acorn, and out came a note. "Meet me at the Acorn (which was apparently a bar a few miles away that I've never noticed) at 6:00 PM, that day. I went there out of curiousity, and, to my suprise, one of the hooded acorn worshipers was waiting there for me. Part 3 coming soon.
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So, I met with the worshiper, and he told me I had two options. Take the blue acorn, and wake up in my bed like it never happened, or take the red acorn and wake up in my bed like it never happened. "TRICK QUESTION!" I yelled, as I slapped the acorn out of his hands. He squealed like a pig and disappeared into baby powder, which I then snorted threw my anus. Part 4 coming soon!
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Waiting on part 4... #TheStruggleIsReal
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Part 4:
So, after anally snorting all of that baby powder, my rectum was very sore when I got home. I passed out into my bed, when I smelled a peculiar smell. I sniffed it, and after a few minutes, I realized it was something I recognized! The smell of pop-acorn. I left my room and found a hooded worshipper popping acorns. I say down, and without saying a word, the worshipper handed me a cereal bowl filled with popacorn. I ate the whole thing, and BOY was it good! I then passed out into my cereal bowl, the rectal pain still there -
You thought the rectal pain was bad before you passed out!
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TheGoat170 wrote:
This s### makes me hate ppl.Whatever happened to that "something will happen in 100 days" thread?
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gunstreet grrl wrote:
Why?TheGoat170 wrote:
This s### makes me hate ppl.Whatever happened to that "something will happen in 100 days" thread?
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Sorry that I've been gone, but the re-release party will be tonight
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вᵃԀ тṵʀғᵃ wrote:
Sorry Turfa, I think I ran out of pharmaceuticals.gunstreet grrl wrote:
Why?TheGoat170 wrote:
This s### makes me hate ppl.Whatever happened to that "something will happen in 100 days" thread?
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When I woke up, I had a raging erection. It was so thick that it turned brown like an acorn, and it was natural of me to try to taste it, of course, and it tasted like baby toe nails. The taste of baby toe nails was one of my best childhood memories, just like mama's special LSD-infused crystal meth bongs. I wanted to eat it, so I took a scrumtious bite, and since it was part of my body, it just came back threw. The acorn worshipers were filming the whole thing and jerking off to it. Part 6 comes tommorow.
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David Lynch? I know you!
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Mr. Smrks 👌 wrote:
I really honestly wish I had some of whatever you're smoking.When I woke up, I had a raging erection. It was so thick that it turned brown like an acorn, and it was natural of me to try to taste it, of course, and it tasted like baby toe nails. The taste of baby toe nails was one of my best childhood memories, just like mama's special LSD-infused crystal meth bongs. I wanted to eat it, so I took a scrumtious bite, and since it was part of my body, it just came back threw. The acorn worshipers were filming the whole thing and jerking off to it. Part 6 comes tommorow.
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Is the character 'Trevor' from GTAV based on you?
Thats some fucked up shit man -
What in the Christ did I just read?
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ᎠᎬᎪᎠᏞᎽ ⚒ D M L wrote:
Yes, I made a contract with them if they gave me a lifetime supply of acornsIs the character 'Trevor' from GTAV based on you?
Thats some fucked up shit man -
The story has had an excellent plot development, and relatable characters, but I feel like you're starting to slide away from the original theme.
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