Life. Acorns. Happiness.
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༦ᵑɴͦoͫɑͣԋͩ༤ wrote:
Very true. Very true. I appreciate your comment 👍. Would you like to join the acorn society?🌰The story has had an excellent plot development, and relatable characters, but I feel like you're starting to slide away from the original theme.
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Mr. Smrks 👌 wrote:
How about you finish the story before recruiting others?༦ᵑɴͦoͫɑͣԋͩ༤ wrote:
Very true. Very true. I appreciate your comment 👍. Would you like to join the acorn society?🌰The story has had an excellent plot development, and relatable characters, but I feel like you're starting to slide away from the original theme.
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ᴊᴸᎠєαтнѕтяσкє⚖ wrote:
Finish the story first, but I would love to join (as long as I don't have to deal with all the rectal pain)Mr. Smrks 👌 wrote:
How about you finish the story before recruiting others?༦ᵑɴͦoͫɑͣԋͩ༤ wrote:
Very true. Very true. I appreciate your comment 👍. Would you like to join the acorn society?🌰The story has had an excellent plot development, and relatable characters, but I feel like you're starting to slide away from the original theme.
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Part 6: So I had gained the acorn worshipers' trust, and they finally took me to mama acorn. They put a bag over my head so I couldn't see where we were going, and they dragged me into their corn-mobile. When I got out of the car, I was shocked, for sitting before me was Mama Acorn Herself. I asked Her if I could become a worshipper, and She said I could if I brought her the Key of Orgasm. Whoever inserts it into their anus instantly oragasms. I didn't think it would be that hard to get, but boy was I wrong! Find out why in part 7
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At first I thought you were on acid or something. Now I don't think so: I simply think you are psychotic, and need to visit a professional. This shit is not normal.
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вᵃԀ тṵʀғᵃ wrote:
This and he likes inserting things up his assAt first I thought you were on acid or something. Now I don't think so: I simply think you are psychotic, and need to visit a professional. This shit is not normal.
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A bag over your head but they already trusted you? Yeah, I lost interest.
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Didn't any of your English teachers ever say to you, "show, don't tell?"
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ᴊᴸᎠєαтнѕтяσкє⚖ wrote:
They only trust the inner circle to know where mother acorn isA bag over your head but they already trusted you? Yeah, I lost interest.
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Due to the late nature of part 6, I thought I would post 7 soon
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Don't listen to those guys. 🙉 can't hear the haters
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Part 7:
So in order to get the Key of Orgasm, I had to go up the Gleeful Anus, a highly active volcano in the middle of Iraq. So I flew there, and I began descending down the Gleeful Anus. Halfway down, an anal demon approached me. He tried to penetrate my nostris with his double-erection, but I fought him off with the Boner-Rod, a mythical sword in the shape of a penis. I stabbed him with it, and semen sprayed out of his nipples, as he screamed and fell into the volcano. I was almost at the bottom, when boner-arrows started penetrating my flesh, praying semen everywhere. IT WAS A TRAP, FROM THE BONER DEMONS!!!! Part 8 coming tommorow -
This was supposed to be about acorns not anal
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I just want to say that I have nothing to do with this.
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Mikey G 7 wrote:
This was supposed to be about acorns not anal
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ᴊᴸᎠєαтнѕтяσкє⚖ wrote:
Mother Acorn is testing us to see if we are truly worthy to reveal her identityMikey G 7 wrote:
This was supposed to be about acorns not anal
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Mr. Smrks 👌 wrote:
I read acorns when they read anus...ᴊᴸᎠєαтнѕтяσкє⚖ wrote:
Mother Acorn is testing us to see if we are truly worthy to reveal her identityMikey G 7 wrote:
This was supposed to be about acorns not anal
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In part 10 mother acorn's identity is revealed. Also, part 8 is here:
So, when I realized it was a trap, I tried to climb out on the rope I climbed down on, but the anal demons knew what I was doing. They cut the rope, cut-the-rope style, and the candy fell into the lava. Luckily, I could reset the level, and I avoided the anal demons AND got all 3 stars. Anyway, I escaped the anal demons, and returned to the Acorn Palace. Part 9: A stunning conclusion tommorow -
Mr. Smrks 👌 wrote:
wow spoilersIn part 10 mother acorn's identity is revealed. Also, part 8 is here:
So, when I realized it was a trap, I tried to climb out on the rope I climbed down on, but the anal demons knew what I was doing. They cut the rope, cut-the-rope style, and the candy fell into the lava. Luckily, I could reset the level, and I avoided the anal demons AND got all 3 stars. Anyway, I escaped the anal demons, and returned to the Acorn Palace. Part 9: A stunning conclusion tommorow -
ITT: acorns = nature's bu## plugs.
Please stop.
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gunstreet grrl wrote:
There's no need to make this thread dirty! And I can hardly contain myself, the stunning conclusion is in 15 minutes!!! 😱😱😱ITT: acorns = nature's bu## plugs.
Please stop.
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So, I returned to the Acorn Palace, and it seemed completely empty. I wandered into the royal chamber, and cum-fetti was flying everywhere, as mother acorn came out and yelled "SUPRISE! I'm sure you want an explanation. I ordered you into a death trap to see if you would follow my orders, and you did, so as your reward, you get to see who I really am!" End of part 9. I'll let you all take guesses, and the hints are:
Overly-nice
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Mr. Smrks 👌 wrote:
Your momSo, I returned to the Acorn Palace, and it seemed completely empty. I wandered into the royal chamber, and cum-fetti was flying everywhere, as mother acorn came out and yelled "SUPRISE! I'm sure you want an explanation. I ordered you into a death trap to see if you would follow my orders, and you did, so as your reward, you get to see who I really am!" End of part 9. I'll let you all take guesses, and the hints are:
Overly-nice
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Mr. Smrks 👌 wrote:
Deez.So, I returned to the Acorn Palace, and it seemed completely empty. I wandered into the royal chamber, and cum-fetti was flying everywhere, as mother acorn came out and yelled "SUPRISE! I'm sure you want an explanation. I ordered you into a death trap to see if you would follow my orders, and you did, so as your reward, you get to see who I really am!" End of part 9. I'll let you all take guesses, and the hints are:
Overly-nice
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Mother acorn... Is Oprah Winfrey!
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plot twist😱
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Btw:
Season 2: The Grand Quest starts in a week -
I know you all missed it SOOOO much, but without further ado, season two will premiere tonight
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Why?
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😳 No no, on this subject it is hurting my eyes and brain too much some of us don't do crack or whatever your on to even come close to comprehending WTF your babbling about
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