Life. Acorns. Happiness.
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Just kill this thread for the benefit of all Turfers.
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The suspense is killing me. Who was mother acorn!?!
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She's the one who sticks the acorn up his ass 😱😳
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Sorry for the delay, and without further ado:
I was shaking. I had just woken up, and I scrated my head, rolled over, and tried to go back to sleep. But I could hear something downstairs, and it was really starting to scare me. I crawled out of bed, walked downstairs, and there he was, Sacorn. It was Cornmas, and there was saint Corn, planting acorns under the trees of all the good boys and girls. I fell asleep into his arms, and woke up in my bed, thinking it was all just a dream, when I felt a warm stickiness in my penile region. I stuck my hand down to feel my dick, but there was just one problem: I had two dicks.--20 YEARS LATER--
I had just been dumped again by a girl afraid of my two dicks, and it was pissing me off. I wanted to hunt down Sacorn to rip his dick off for what he did to me, but I was going to need somewhere to start.
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hotrodtech wrote:
Thanks for the feedback! I'm now trying to make my story seem somewhat more understandable.😳 No no, on this subject it is hurting my eyes and brain too much some of us don't do crack or whatever your on to even come close to comprehending WTF your babbling about
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S2E2:
I decided in order to track down Sacorn, I was going to consult with Mother Acorn. I did a summoning ritual in my basement by making a ring of candles, taking a bucket, slitting some guy's throat, spraying the blood in the bucket, and jacking off with it using it as lube. I felt an intense pain in my second penis, and an extremely large acorn squeezed out. It was Mother Acorn! She told me that I can have any question answered, but only one, so I asked, "Where does Sacorn live?" She told me that Sacorn is actually Joe Biden, and that I had to infiltrate the White House to get to him. But I was going to need some tools. As Mother Acorn dissipated into a dubious fog, I smiled a not-so-friendly smile, for I had a plan for the Vice President of the United States. -
This is the trippiest shit I've heard in a while, but tbh its totally captivated my attention and I will continue to see how this acorn fuelled orgasmic adventure plays out.
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S2E3:
So I was going to talk to the arguably best assassin of all time: Stephen Hawking. I was approaching his house when I heard a sinister screeching sound, and I started looking for the source, but then it hit me: it was the same sound that woke me up the night that Santa gave me a second dick. I searched the sky for his acorn-shaped sleigh, and then I saw it. Air raid sirens starting going off as massive shits starting falling from the sky (I later learned that Joe Biden stole all of the shit by drilling into Obama's intestines and sucking it out with a straw). Stephen Hawking screamed, "Screw this fake-ass shit!" as he got out of his wheelchair and started sprinting to his dildo-factory, the sturdiest building on earth. I followed him, and when I walked into the factory, I saw the weirdest thing I've ever seen. It was a bunch of mutated Pig-Gecko -
hybrids manning the dildo presses in pink robes. It was a magical place, the floor grass, the machines made of glass, and a tower overlooking it all. "We'll be safe in here," said Hawking, as I sat down to take a rest...
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BREAKING NEWS-
Although the vote was in the favor of discontinuing the Acorn Bill, which permits 1 Episode of Acorn Chronicles per day, Mother Acorn vetoed the bill pertaining to the end of the Acorn Bill, so the Acorn Lives on!
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Mr. Smrks 👌 wrote:
I call bullshit.BREAKING NEWS-
Although the vote was in the favor of discontinuing the Acorn Bill, which permits 1 Episode of Acorn Chronicles per day, Mother Acorn vetoed the bill pertaining to the end of the Acorn Bill, so the Acorn Lives on!
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ᴊᴸᎠєαтнѕтяσкє⚖ wrote:
Mr. Smrks 👌 wrote:
I call bullshit.BREAKING NEWS-
Although the vote was in the favor of discontinuing the Acorn Bill, which permits 1 Episode of Acorn Chronicles per day, Mother Acorn vetoed the bill pertaining to the end of the Acorn Bill, so the Acorn Lives on!
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ᴊᴸᎠєαтнѕтяσкє⚖ wrote:
Ignore that haters! ALL HAIL MOTHER ACORN 🙌Mr. Smrks 👌 wrote:
I call bullshit.BREAKING NEWS-
Although the vote was in the favor of discontinuing the Acorn Bill, which permits 1 Episode of Acorn Chronicles per day, Mother Acorn vetoed the bill pertaining to the end of the Acorn Bill, so the Acorn Lives on!
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Hail the acorn!
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Join the acorn and send your reseme to Mr smrks
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