game: survive the attack
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The Soviets realized that I'm a member of the KGB. The next poster is forced to fight Putin......without a shirt
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Putin is attacked by his pet bear, so I escape. The next poster is running the wrong way in the Running of the Bulls in Spain.
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The bulls are running the wrong way two so I am safe.
The next user gets shot with a RPG (the grenade launcher not a role playing game) -
The rocket turns out to be a dud. The next person gets chased by the Hulk.
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Hulk smash but I am the Flash. I escape his furious swings. The next poster finds himself in a staring contest with the X-Man Cyclops.
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I'm the terminator from terminator 2 so he just burns a hole through my eye sockets which regrow afterword. The next poster is alone on a tiny island in the Caribbean.
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I flew there by helicopter so I just fly away.
The next user is on a spaceship flying into the sun. -
Luckily, the spaceship had an escape pod and I safely landed back on earth. The next poster is barefoot in a room with a floor covered in razor blades.
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I have two peg legs so I can't feel the pain. The next poster is forced to walk the plank off of my ship.
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It's a good think I never leave home without my trusty portable self-inflating raft. The next user gets eaten by Jaws
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I'm the man who exploded the shark. The next person is forced to watch his girlfriend's legs being kiss for 24 hours straight.
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I'm forever alone, but the next poster didn't read about the meteor shower and is showered by chunks of burning rock.
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I Live in a bunker and payed Chuck Norris to protect me but the next user didn't see the Nuclear Bomb headed their way
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The Japanese sacrificed themselves to take the blast for me. The next poster's house gets bombed by a bomber plane
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Luckily that's just one of my 20 summer homes. The next poster grows a large tumor on their forehead.
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I go to a hospital and have it removed. The next user is locked in a incinerator which is turned on.
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I take off my fancy dress incinerator costume and the real incinerator is immediately turned off by my nerd clothes I wear underneath. I lean into my tool box and charge at the next poster with the screwdriver I normally open paint tins with.
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You trip on the way and stabbed yourself. The next poster finds themselves face to face with a hungry bear and has nothing to defend themselves with.
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I quickly run the other way, the next user is forced to wrestle shrek.
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Like an onion, I peel back his layers, making him cry. The next poster is the narrator in the Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life video
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Quits the job, next poster is attacked by wasps.
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I use my trust can of raid bug spray,mother next user is attacked by nicolas cage, and bill Cosby.
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*trusty
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Nicholas cage and bill Cosby turn out gay and start to kiss and forget about me next poster is surrounded by 10 tons of c4 that can't be sabotaged
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As you never said anything about armed c4, I am completely safe and simply walk away. Next poster is floating in space with out any air supply.
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I'm an alien and don't need air, next poster is trapped in a solid ball of unobtanium ( the stuff wolverine is made of) and your in the center of the earth, the ball is completely indestructible and can't be drilled in and is airtight
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Wolverine is made of Adamantium not unobtainium. I know this because I'm am Wolverine and I shred your ball to pieces. After climbing up from the center of the earth I give the next person I see a prostate exam with my claws!
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I have an ass guard of adamantium haha and bend your claws, next poster is put in a supersonic rocket car and he must find a way to get out of the car within 4 seconds before it smashes in a solid steal wall that is filled with armed c4, your chained in the seat and the chains cant be cutt through and can't be slipped out of, and your drunk so you can't think strait to get out
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But since I was drunk, it turns out I hallucinated the whole thing. The next poster is locked in a closet filled with dynamite
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I'm Dr. Klaus Schmidt ( the nazi doctor from xmen first class who can adsorb energy)and i soak the energy of the dynamite and i throw the energy in the form of napalm to the next poster. The napalm cant be deflected and can't be wiped off. It can eat through shields and armor
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