game: survive the attack
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The Crusades didn't happen anywhere near Greece, so you end up thousands of miles away. I take over a passing ship and turn into a pirate. I get in a battle with the next poster. Being more of a BA than them, I send em to Davy Jones' Locker.
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I know the combination to Davy Jones locker so I simply release myself. I then cover the next poster in Blue ring octopus' who are pissed off and biting.
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To be underwater in a region where blue ringed octopus live, you get a suit that will stop te stings so I float up and watch the octopus' shrivel up. Next gets cement shoes, only real ones, and is thrown in a lake
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You can't throw me far enough for my head to be under, especially considering I'm wearing cement shoes, so I just glare at you as you walk away. The next user inadvertently hits on Vladimir Putin's girlfriend
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I am Vladimir Putin so it's okay. The next poster is hit on the head by minivan sized hail.
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But this is 2150 and global warming is so bad that hail can't form. The next user is being eaten by a polar bear.
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This is 2150, there are no polar bears left.
The next guy gets a nasty case of crotch rot, all over his/her face... -
How ever, in 2150, crotch rot doesn't exist. But artificial intelligence has been invented, and robots hunt down the next poster
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Robot shmobot, crotchtot has adapted to all medicines and will indeed infect the next posters face, and crotch. Horrendously.
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Crotch tots are a delicious snack, unlike crotch rot, which I don't have. I melt the next user with a laser gun
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Seeing as it is 2150 I have the technology to reflect the laser back into a crowd of people which contains the next user
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However, this is in the matrix, and I'm Neo, so I simply bullet time it. The next poster is behind me when I dodge the laser.
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That person was a puffing clone. The next person is one of the three bad guys that get punched in a row by Jake from Adventure Time.
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I don't watch that show, so I don't know what you mean. So I'll imagine that all three of us get back up, and beat down on Jake, who is the next poster.
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Finn beheads those three with his sword before they come to me. The next person gets killed by a kamakaze attack in US ship.
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Due to the kamikazes vision he missed, the next poster was hit by anti aircraft artillery
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A fighter plane took the shot for me. The next person is about to get married but a Russian mafia crashes the wedding then shoots everybody including him and the bride with PPSH-41s. They blow up the whole place afterwards.
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Bulletproof tux. I escape and use the cake knife to kill the next poster.
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I return from Oblivion and take part in the oblivion crisis, which the next user finds themselves on the opposite side of.
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I fight it off with my emperor that turned into a dragon, who also engulfs the next person in flames
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Since it's still 2150, everyone has flame retardant skin, including me. The next poster falls into a bottomless pit
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The bottomless pit was no match for my infinite wisdom as I realized I could not be killed because it was in fact bottomless. That gave me plenty of time to come up with a foolproof plan to escape my dilemma of perpetual entrapment. Unfortunately, the next poster failed to see my train of thought and was run over.
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...by a jogger so I only suffered minor injuries. I sabotage the next persons parachute before they go skydiving. They have no holograph or clone.
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Superman flys to rescue me and carries me to the ground to safety. The next person is about to shoot a South Korean soldier but got blown by a tank shell in the Battle of Pyongyang.
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I eat the lovely shell. Next person has to be my friend :)
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Since I have a life, I have other friends to keep me sane. The next poster is sent to Auschwitz.
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I survived auschwitz because I was the SS guard , I threw the next poster in the gas chamber
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I sabotaged the gas chamber with weed beforehand and it just makes everyone high. With that, I escape to squeeze lemon juice in the next poster's eyes.
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In an attempt to fight off Wolfe, I fire random shots around me as I am blind from the lemon juice. The next poster is in the same room as me while I am firing the shots.
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I dance like a retard to dubstep to avoid the shots then I charge at you with a sharp ass spear into your ass and you scream so ******* loud the Soviets found and axed the next mother******* person. Russians are... ******* UNPREDICTABLE STRONG ASS PEOPLE!!!!!!! WHY THE **** DOES IT KEEP ******* CENSORING ALMOST EVERY MOTHER******* BAD WORD I SAY?!!!!!!
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