game: survive the attack
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The Indians come and help me out of the mud. The next person is strapped to a chair forced to listen to bad karaoke singers singing Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, Carly Rae Jepson, etc.
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Thankfully, I'm good at tuning out things I don't want to hear. It comes in handy a lot. However, the next poster happened to be in the bathroom while this was happening, causing excruciating pain to their ears
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I can only think of the "Punk Goes Pop" versions of the songs, so I survive. Though, the next user is tied to a fencepost in the middle of the desert with no water.
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A powerful sandstorm uproots the post and I wander to an oasis. I strap the next user to a lightning rod and a storm is coming
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The storm has gave me shock powers and I use it on the next poster.
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But I my skin is rubber which doesn't conduct.
I throw the next user into a pit of fluoroantimonic acid.(it's the worlds strongest acid -31ph) -
Turns out the acid was just really bad lemonade. The next poster is dropped into Mt Saint Helens as it is erupting
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I put a tissue over it and ride out the storm. (I call my penis Mount Saint Helen's because if it were to erupt, half of the US would be buried under ash and fire) I stab the next guy with my pan flute and space him, in space.
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Well, since I couldn't be in space without a suit, combined with the fact you can't move quickly, I barely feel the flute. Next poster gets post in a labyrinth
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Thankfully, I know Ariadne personally and stole the string out of her knitting kit when she wasn't looking. Next poster gets eaten by a mini Minotaur
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The Minotaur was microscopic.
The next user is trapped in Chernobyl before the reactor exploded. -
HAHAHA I'm a mutant now😈👽 next poster falls into a hole of pinger sticks
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*pungee
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I don't know what a pungee stick is, and since I am a supporter of quantum theory, that which I don't know doesn't exist. I don't know the next poster.
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I tie you up on a chair and have a friendly conversation about ourselves. The next person reincarnates into Kenny from South Park and get shredded by a dual wielding minigun robot.
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Robot Emp grenade Me
😑 。 😎
⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️ 😂
I win.
Next guy:
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓______\😵/______ -
I punched you in the face for responding to your own attack several times. Whatever attack you were trying to do through the emojis which I can't tell what you are saying on me is ineffective because I use the next poster as a meat shield
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It doesnt work because Im skinny, hence I have no meat. The next poster is forced to go shoe shopping with my ex for 5 hours.
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She became my new girlfriend. Don't get mad because you brought her to me. The next person gets his insides exploded by loud ass dubstep music.
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I am rebuilt into a dubstep robot, who then fires a bass cannon at the next user.
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I hack you and tell you to instead fire the cannon at that guy in the purple shirt over there 👉 (next poster)
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Well, I don't own a purple shirt, which means you fired at some random civilian. Shame on you. The next poster gets blasted with 200 decibels of infrasound
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Infrasound doesn't exist, which creates a paradox, sucking the next user into the infinite void of space.
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Turns out that wormhole stuff is correct, and I wind up living with some pretty cool aliens. Next poster gets dropped into a giant blender
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Stupidly enough king forgot to turn it on so I climb out, next poster is mauled by the rest of my dog pack 🐩🐩
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I happen to have ten cuts of steak; I throw them at the next poster.
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I watch the dogs eat the steak and then back over you with my car as I leave.
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Your car breaks down, and somehow explodes, killing the next poster.
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I just walk away from the explosion without looking at it like a BA. The next poster gets put in the middle of a battle during the Crusades
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Me being even more of a BA than Samuly above, I kill everyone using awesome Leonidas (300) moves. The next poster is the last survivor, and happens to be standing in front of a bottomless chasm. "THIS IS SPARTA!!" I yell.
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