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The engine failure happened on the airstrip so I boarded another plane that crashed at see. Luckily I had a parachute, unlucky for the next guy on a life boat my plane crashed into
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Or did it catch fire? Actually it landed on an isolated island with giant alien zombies who have waited hundreds fof years for a human to sacrifice and now the next person is on the sacrificial alter.
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Fortunately, I'm a wolf, so they just let me go. Me and my wolf friends then surround the next user and attack.
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I was surrounded with a tree next to me, I climb the tree before the wolves can get to me and escape to safety, the next person has all their limbs bitten off by the wolves from above and is left to bleed to death
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I'm an alien who can regenerate his limbs and mind control anyone I release the hounds on the next guy
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I'm not a guy, but I'm a BISH in heat and I'm used to get'n chased by the Dawggs, I just spray on my special perfume that has an effect like sniffing pepper!
The sneezing and disoriented pack wonder into the street the next person slams on their breaks only to find the guy with the knife cut the line, swerving to avoid the animals you get tBoned by TheExpressBus -
Luckily, I was not wearing my seatbelt. Otherwise, I would not have been ejected from the vehicle and land on an airbag that was being used in a stunt for the movie I was in. The only bad thing was that the airbag deflated when I landed in it. Unfortunately, the star of the movie had nothing to land on as the next person jumped off the 100 story building.
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My legs are 100 stories tall minus one foot long so the fall is only a 1 foot drop for me. I accidentally kick the building in front of me causing it to fall down with the next poster inside.
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I'm Asian and I can survive anything. I just got out of the rubble like nothing. The next person gets killed by his own slave at Haiti.
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My 45th's cousins 15th cousin's half sister's half brother is Castro so he killed my double.
In a fit of rage hank, the slave, slays the next poster with a osthyvel (Google is your buddy) -
Being god like I laugh at your melting osthyvel as it grazes my cheekbone like in that movie 300. Then I enslave all of your cousins and any next of ken and work them to death in my concentration camps as I scalp the next user and wear his skin like a mask as I laugh lol
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You would think it sounds painful to be attacked by an osthyvel, but it's actually appealing. I distracted Hank with a hunk of cheese. While Hank cut the cheese, I cut out of there as the next person was accidentally shoved into a vat of hot cooking oil.
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As I fell towards the cooking oil, I grasped onto the next user to slow my fall. The oil cooled as we fell to our oily fate. Splashing into lukewarm oil was the extent of my injuries, but the next user was thrown into a group of angry mobsters.
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My imperial army tells them to back off and walk away at the fact they're outnumbered. The next person's smuggling tunnel collapses on him.
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Thankfully, I manage to hide in a small cave that not only doesn't collapse, but is actually the Batcave. I then steal a bat batarang and throw it at the next poster while they are walking near the edge of a tall cliff, causing them to fall off.
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I am also carrying batman's utility belt, as I am a schizophrenic 30-year-old man, and they are part of my pajamas, and I am simply walking on a cliff near smuggler's tunnels because doing so helps the voices cease, allowing me to fall asleep. As I fall off of the cliff, I use the grappling gun to pull myself back up. I then drive back into town and corner the next person in an empty room, where I finish them! using a C-c-c-combo b-breaker!!!!!
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I use shadow clone jutsu and make 3000 copies of me to beat you up. Next person's dick blows off due to it getting too big cuz of lesbian porn. Now he will die cuz he can't pee XD
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That person you "hit" was a hallucination. The next person gets run over by a tank during the Invasion of Panama.
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The tank's merely code, as is Panama, the planet, me, you. I hack the system and take out the next poster.
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The system had a very strong firewall making it almost impossible to hack. The next user is in the electric chair
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Ah, but you forgot to harness me in. I leave and shank the next person in a prison riot.
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But I was smart and went to the law section of the prison library, using the hard covers as amateur body armor. Next poster gets glued to a toilet.
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I accept it. It's not a bad life, actually. I crush the next poster with my toilet ass.
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Breaking Bad has taught me that hydrofluoric acid can burn through ceramic. And the next poster.
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Well, my skin is so acidic it absorbs the hydroflouric acid (whatever that is). My acidic sweat melts through the next posters head
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I'm wearing a carbon helmet. The next person gets launched from the swing glitch in GTA IV.
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I grow weary of your video game references so I banish you to hell. I land on a huge mat and stick the landing, earning a 10 from each of the judges. I put my gold medal in a glove and punch the next poster in the damn jaw.
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It may hurt but my jaw is still in tact. I enslave the next person to punch codes for me 24/7.
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I knock your turf out of commission every hour until you release me. I pay your mob members to fight the mob members of the next poster's mob
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I don't die because you are referencing an app. Next poster gets stuck in the mud in a swamp in Sri Lanka
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