game: survive the attack
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Camp in the buildings. XD
The next poster finds himself in a Siberian prison riot.
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Turns out I'm not Siberian so I walk away.... With a black eye. Next person play League Of Legends XD.
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I don't have League of Legends. The next person gets hugged tightly by a cactus and dies slowly.
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You should try it.... Turns out I die so slowly time freezes so I escape the cactuses grasp. Next person must never play tw again.
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I refuse to listen and this game is too addicting. The next person opens his door to his room triggering the shotgun trap.
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Don't you just love duds. Srsly LISTEN TO ME.
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... But the I wake up and realize I'm homeless so I don't have a room. The next person stumbles into a guillotine
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The guillotine never goes off. The next guy gets his wang cut off
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Too bad the next 'guy' is a girl. The next person gets locked in a portapotty
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I swim down into the septic tank and melt threw it with a blowtorch. I then proceed to use a laser to melt threw your neck...
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I was holding a mirror so the laser doesn't hit me.
The next user gets crushed by a truck containing pianos. -
I play notes on my piano so terrible the truck must veer out of the way to reduce the pain. The next person gets attacked by a gang in prison
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Turns out the gang Spontainiously combusted. Next person gets licked by miles Cyrus acid saliva
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I confuse her using a hot dog, which I had previously put in my pants. The next person eats my poisoned, sweaty, ball-y hot dog.
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Luckily miley Cyrus was not only confused but in love with that dog she eats it and leaves us. Next person goes to hell
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Jesus saves me and sents me back to life. The next person gets fat from a colt shooting sweets into his mouth.
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I set the horse free, and as it majestically gallops off into the sunset, the next victim looks at the sun, he/ she is blinded and falls into a barrel, which is sent over Niagra Falls.
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I jump out from the barrel as it hits the water, lessening the impact enough for me to survive. The next user is then caught in the middle of an alchemical explosion.
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It doesn't kill me, but mutates me instead. I use my new mutant powers to kill the next person
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Your mutations were so bad that you died before you could attack me. The next user suffered multiple bullet wounds.
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I was being projected as a hologram, so all is fine here. Next person gets stranded at sea
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I fashion oars by folding my clothing into that shape and jerking it over and over again until they dry solid. I then use my giant, exciting, radioactive, armored and bouyant testicles as pontoons and paddle to shore. Unfortunately, I contract scurvy and malaria as a carrier, and infect the next user, who dies from rad poisoning in the presence of my testes of power.
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Thank god the radiation removal machine was in the hospital. North Korean agents kidnap 500,000 Americans into their country. Most of them decide to defect in order to be spared, the few sent in slave labor camps including the next poster.
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I dig out of the labor camp with a spoon. The next person starves to death because he doesn't have any silverware.
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I didn't silverware to eat my steak. The next person gets a shot containing AIDS contaminated blood.
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In the year I was infected a cure was created. The next person just got electrocuted with 10,000 volts
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Thankfully, the electricity passed through me harmlessly due to my mutations. I then shoot the electricity at the next poster through my fingertips
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Since his fingertips were mutated, the electricity shoots harmlessly in 10 different directions. I then walk away whistling not realizing that I was actually calling a pack of wild dogs into a nearby alleyway where the next guy was standing.
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Conveniently I had gotten hold of the steak from earlier and tossed it off a cliff, sending the hungry dogs after it. The next poster trips over a branch I had strategically placed six years ago in preparation of this day, sending them towards a pit of acid.
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My clumsiness was only matched by my luck that day as the branch caught onto my pant leg keeping me from falling into the acid pit. I laughed as I cut my pants into shorts and threw the scraps over my shoulder. Unbeknownst to me, the pant legs were sucked into the engine of the jet liner taking off for God knows where and caused the aircraft to have an engine fire. The next person was on on that Final Destination flight.
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