game: survive the attack
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I swim down the underground stream and I arrive at a military base, I then order an air strike on the next person
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I simply get in a car and drive away before the strike. The next person is in a collapsing building at Shanghai.
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I am on the first floor and escape safely. I then send the next user into a vat of acid.
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I am wearing a suit of pure carbon. Since carbon is nonmetal, acid is non-corrosive. I drop the next person from the Carew tower. (Too tall to survive, too short to BASE jump from, in case you were wondering)
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However I was bitten by a radio active spider and I swing away to safety. I then torture the next person until they are begging for death
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I never beg for anything besides sex. I suffocate the next with cacti-octopus hybrids. I call them Cactopus.
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Chuck Norris saves me and then punches the next person in the throat
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I block it with my chin owie. Next person is stuck in a awkward silence
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I give dramatic speech which paralyzes and ignites the next poster...
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I was having a shower so the fire is put out
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YOU wrote:
The next user is having a heart attackI was having a shower so the fire is put out
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I go to the hospital and steal deadly neurotoxin and inject it into the next.
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The shot turns me into an awesome monster and kills you. The next person gets hit by a British artillery shell during the Falklands War.
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Turns out hagrid told me imma wizard so I turned it into a potato using "potatamus". Next person gets ran over by a douche (French 4 shower)
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I bathe in the shower and use my massive testicles to shatter the next person's legs and skull.
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I backflip away from the balls. The next person gets overthrown by his own mob.
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I then join MickeyDunn's mob, which is much stronger, and kill the bastards. The next user is then tied to a chair and forced to watch "My Little Pony".
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That's a good one... I recruit a million HENCHMEN. next person goes to their mums house...
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I don't have a mum, but I have a mom. Next person is crushed by an elephants behind
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Luckily someone hit a switch and I fell into a small hole. Next person is caught trying it commit suicide
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I jump and my aforementioned huge and armored testicles break my fall, unfortunately for the next victim, not only are my gonads large and exciting, they are also radioactive. The victim's mother had sex with me prior to the victims birth and the victim was born with severe birth defects, which eventually kill them.
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A Bosnian scientist found a cure leaving me with huge manliness 😎 I then play a role in a porno where the next player sees my size and suffers a massive heart attack
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I don't have the fear of big "pipes". The next person hits George Romero which makes him angry then chases the person with a big light thingy.
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I run through a door that only I can fit through, which guarantees my escape. Next person gets punned by bad puns to death
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Bad puns are awesome and gives me a special power that turns the next person into a slug, sitting in a empty parking lot made of salt dead heat of summer, temperature 104.
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I'm a metal slug for a gun. I get fired into the next victim.
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The person turns out to be the person who posts next.
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Turns out the slug just shatters my shoulder, leaving me to a one armed life. However, the shards of my bones fly into the next person
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..'s car. I am not in my car, so the bone shards miss me. I am driving one day when the next victim cuts me off. I slam their car into the median, get out of my car, and beat them to death.
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I ran from the car and replace the driver with a dummy. The next person get chased by a Cobra attack helicopter shooting missles and bullets.
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