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  I do some quick negotiating and they let me go for 150$. The next person is being chased by a hungry kodak bear. 
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  ⚔King☠Anarchy⚔ 1 day ago Quote 
 He throws like a girl so he missed, therefore lands on the next person
 King of not punching codes loool
 I'm sorry r u happy now
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  I use protect and run away from the battle, trampling the next player. 
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  Turns out it was my twin brother not me, and smacks the next player with his coffin at the funeral 
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  the coffin knocks me out but doesn't kill me. I cut off the next players head also they have no twin brother. 
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  My cousin's German Shepard bites you before you did. The next person is forced to watch the infamous Pokemon episode that caused many seizures. 
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  I am not susceptible to seizures, next one walks into an empty elevator shaft on the top floor. 
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  I used repelling ropes to lower myself. Use said ropes to tie next user onto a train track. 
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  It turns out to be a doppelgänger. The next person gets shot at East Timor during the massacre. 
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  I got lost beforehand because I don't completely know where that exactly is. I steal the next person's supplies and strand them in the desert. 
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  Arabs camel riders pick me up. The next person get French kissed by a hot but poisonous women. 
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  KnifeMass wrote: Brock is at my side and hands me am antidote. I then send out mewtwo after youArabs camel riders pick me up. The next person get French kissed by a hot but poisonous women. 
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  I never got into Pokemon, so it doesn't affect me. I am wearing nothing but male yoga pants and I have a giant bowl of jello 
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  I grab the jello and splat it on your face while people laugh at you. The next person gets arrested then get beaten so much that blood is splashing like a watermelon. 
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  Turns out that I switched places with an actual watermelon and got away. The next person gets ambushed by Seal Team 6. 
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  Osama comes back to life and takes the bullets for me. Next person gets launched out of a cannon with nothing helpful on them 
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  I softly land on a dirt mound. Next person gets pushed out of the ISS while in space with no equipment 
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  I fish bowl floats around and I put my head in it. The next person gets hit by napalm strike. 
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  I jump into a lake rendering the napalm useless, I push the next person out of the space shuttle while re-entering the atmosphere 
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  You didn't say I didn't have equipment. The next person gets suffocated by a bbw. 
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  I accept the new life, working out and jogging while under the bbw, eventually I have trained enough to lift the bbw off of me. The next player is walking down the street, when 2 workers, whistling at a gal nearby, drop a badly hung piano from the top floor on the player. 
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  Well, I wouldn't want to b flat (I'm sorry), so I jump out of the way. Meanwhile, the next user is attacked by the Russian Mafia. 
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  chuck Norris shows up and scares the Russian mafia away, I stab the next user in the jugular and leave them to bleed to death 
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  My jugular begins juguling the knife. The next guy tries to take the knife and it lands in his heart. 
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  I am the Tin man and have no heart. 
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  I use my axe and start chopping heads! 
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  My conveniently placed head of cabbage, lettuce, and beer distract you as I escape. I kill the next person by snapping a bear trap around their neck. 
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  I put my removable head back on. The next person gets raped by pedo bear. 
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  KnifeMass wrote: I'm no longer a child so pedo bear leaves me alone. The next person gets 1000 paper cuts all over their body and is tossed in a pool of lemon juice...nakedI put my removable head back on. The next person gets raped by pedo bear. 
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  My naturally spongelike pubic hair absorbs the lemon juice... All of it. Using Lemolectric power, I charge a laser canon an shoot it at the next target, who is in a 400-foot deep well with sheer sides. 
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