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I do some quick negotiating and they let me go for 150$. The next person is being chased by a hungry kodak bear.
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⚔King☠Anarchy⚔ 1 day ago Quote
He throws like a girl so he missed, therefore lands on the next person
King of not punching codes loool
I'm sorry r u happy now -
I use protect and run away from the battle, trampling the next player.
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Turns out it was my twin brother not me, and smacks the next player with his coffin at the funeral
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the coffin knocks me out but doesn't kill me. I cut off the next players head also they have no twin brother.
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My cousin's German Shepard bites you before you did. The next person is forced to watch the infamous Pokemon episode that caused many seizures.
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I am not susceptible to seizures, next one walks into an empty elevator shaft on the top floor.
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I used repelling ropes to lower myself. Use said ropes to tie next user onto a train track.
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It turns out to be a doppelgänger. The next person gets shot at East Timor during the massacre.
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I got lost beforehand because I don't completely know where that exactly is. I steal the next person's supplies and strand them in the desert.
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Arabs camel riders pick me up. The next person get French kissed by a hot but poisonous women.
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KnifeMass wrote:
Brock is at my side and hands me am antidote. I then send out mewtwo after youArabs camel riders pick me up. The next person get French kissed by a hot but poisonous women.
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I never got into Pokemon, so it doesn't affect me.
I am wearing nothing but male yoga pants and I have a giant bowl of jello
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I grab the jello and splat it on your face while people laugh at you. The next person gets arrested then get beaten so much that blood is splashing like a watermelon.
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Turns out that I switched places with an actual watermelon and got away. The next person gets ambushed by Seal Team 6.
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Osama comes back to life and takes the bullets for me. Next person gets launched out of a cannon with nothing helpful on them
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I softly land on a dirt mound. Next person gets pushed out of the ISS while in space with no equipment
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I fish bowl floats around and I put my head in it. The next person gets hit by napalm strike.
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I jump into a lake rendering the napalm useless, I push the next person out of the space shuttle while re-entering the atmosphere
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You didn't say I didn't have equipment. The next person gets suffocated by a bbw.
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I accept the new life, working out and jogging while under the bbw, eventually I have trained enough to lift the bbw off of me. The next player is walking down the street, when 2 workers, whistling at a gal nearby, drop a badly hung piano from the top floor on the player.
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Well, I wouldn't want to b flat (I'm sorry), so I jump out of the way. Meanwhile, the next user is attacked by the Russian Mafia.
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chuck Norris shows up and scares the Russian mafia away, I stab the next user in the jugular and leave them to bleed to death
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My jugular begins juguling the knife. The next guy tries to take the knife and it lands in his heart.
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I am the Tin man and have no heart.
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I use my axe and start chopping heads!
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My conveniently placed head of cabbage, lettuce, and beer distract you as I escape. I kill the next person by snapping a bear trap around their neck.
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I put my removable head back on. The next person gets raped by pedo bear.
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KnifeMass wrote:
I'm no longer a child so pedo bear leaves me alone. The next person gets 1000 paper cuts all over their body and is tossed in a pool of lemon juice...nakedI put my removable head back on. The next person gets raped by pedo bear.
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My naturally spongelike pubic hair absorbs the lemon juice... All of it. Using Lemolectric power, I charge a laser canon an shoot it at the next target, who is in a 400-foot deep well with sheer sides.
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