game: survive the attack
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࿈ ᏩᏞᎪᎠᏐᎪᎢᏫᎡ ࿈ wrote:
OG ChemDawgg wrote:
I go Danny phantom and the death ray goes right through me. I then kamehameha the next person into oblivionfun time wrote:
I hold up my mirror and reflect the death ray at the next userI was rescued by a passing ship and hijacked it; I then fired the ships death ray at the next person
I go shopping in oblivion to by a gun a shot you in the penis hole.
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I was wearing kevlar pants.
the next user falls in a black hole. -
The black hole was actually a cave where I trained snakes to bite the next person
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but the snakes weren't venomous (this is too easy)
the next user was bitten by a venomous snake. -
I was near by the ER. The next person get blown up by 1000 creepers by surprise.
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I move to Alaska which freezes the creepers, the US Air Force sends 2 A-10's the enjage the next person.
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The 2 A-10'a were just toy models, I throw the next poster into a gas chamber filled with laughing gas and lock the door and throw it in the ocean.(Starve or laugh to death your choice >:D)
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Aquaman saves my life. He then commands sharks to come and get you as you go back to land
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A US submarine saves me. The next person get slashed with a tomahawk by Connor.
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One of my MANY admirers takes it to the head Boo Hoo. Next person Spontainiously Combusts.
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My friend throws a bucket of water at me. The next person gets stabbed by an Imperial Japanese guerrilla with a bayonet yelling "BANZAI!!!!!!".
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A perfectly timed coconut falls from a tree and takes the bayonet for me. The next person is kidnapped by Steve Buscemi, and forced to stare at his face nonstop 24/7,
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Farts in Steves face and runs away. Next Person Stop playing tw
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Done.
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I whip him to play again. I push the next person into the north side of the Korean DMZ.
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The infamous red bar at the top of the screen reads "invalid turf location" must build near street or highway. I make the next person have to clean my outhouse.
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I set a C4 on the house and blow it up. The next person gets chased by a wave of Africans across the Sahara.
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⚔King☠Anarchy⚔ 1 day ago Quote
He throws like a girl so he missed, therefore lands on the next person
King of not punching codes loool -
I put a core field and deflect the wave to hit the next person
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I go to the ER and get fixed up, the next user gets attacked by 60k mob in real life.
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I have 60k reasonable discussions and talk the mob into tickling the next person to death.
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Well the 60001 members of my family engage in a epic battle with the mobsters. Next Person has just been rugby tackled by miles Cyrus o.o
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I had greased myself prior to the celebrity rugby match, apparently 'twas a good idea. I score and, in celebration, cornered the next poster in an alleyway and cut their throats.
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I counterattack and cut yours instead. The next person gets shot by a berserk dart by Edward Kenway.
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Obviously the dart is not harmful so I use a circular saw to cut open the next persons head, scoop their tiny brain out with my hands and throw it into a frying pan full of butter, mix it up real good and feed it to squirrels
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I turn my head into a rock. The next person becomes a victim of the Boston Massacre.
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I pull a hamstring 300 yards into the race and go home. The next user is bitten by a black mamba with no sign of civilization or help for at least 30 miles.
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A random dog takes the bite. A plane crashes on the next person's house.
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I'm not home at the time. The next person is jumped by 12 masked men with 12 gauges.
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Those 12 men's gauges were actually the earlobe gauges, I send out my level 100 Lucario to Aura Sphere the next person
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