game: survive the attack
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I use my amazing ninja skills to dodge the napalm. The next guy is about to be terminated by the Terminator.
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Thankfully, the kindergarten cop is nearby and saves me. The next poster is dropped into lava with nothing hea t resistant on them
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I catch the lava in my trusty bucket, next poster is dropped in a whirlpool in the middle of the Atlantic trench. You can't swim or enter any water vehicles, no magic powers, or special abilities to get out of whirlpool, and you can't call for help or have floats. Ad you can't call of sea animals for help
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I can't remember all those rules so I punch you in the face for making a lot of rules and fly away with my magic powers. The next poster is hypnotized by my cat.
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Haha cheater
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✯Ɗoͣѵͩɑͩ☠И↭山~Я✧ wrote:
Your cat hypontized me and made me place a mine on the next persons desk chair.I can't remember all those rules so I punch you in the face for making a lot of rules and fly away with my magic powers. The next poster is hypnotized by my cat.
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Like I even go to work! I slept in and the mine blew up my boss. The next person is stuck in line at the DMV...for eternity.
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I can't drive yet, so I'm not going there now. The next person is in a tank about to be shredded by an A-10 Warthog.
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I use my air to air middle to blow your ass up, next poster is trapped in hell. No angles or no magic powers or any kind of outside help. And you can't pull the i don't believe in hell card either, must find a way out hehe
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Missile*
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Your post is invalid yet again for making a lot of rules about what we can and can't do. 😒. Seriously, just tell us the situation.
I use my magic powers to summon an ally who comes and gives me outside help but it turns out I don't believe in hell so it doesn't matter anyway. Not sure what you meant by angles so I stab the next poster with a triangle.
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Ok now that i understand the rules... I'm made of sponge and the triangle goes straight through me. Next poster is trapped on a comet with out a space ship to get off of it
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I get my pal Mario to grab me off of it and we go exploring the galaxy together. While exploring, we find an extraterrestrial nuke that I use against the next poster
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I find a halo spartan suit to withstand the nuke, next poster is sent to live with the mutated hillbillies from wrong turn( the movie) with out any communication
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No communication but I hotwired a car and drove away.
The next user has just been decapitated. -
But I am half star fish, so my head grows back. Next poster is no part star fish and is decapitated.
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I'm wolverine so the blade never cuts all the way through. Next poster is being chased by jaws the shark in the Atlantic . No weapons or help coming for you
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It's turn out to be the next person with a replica fin and I'm about to choke him to death.
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Next poster goes insane, thinks he can fly, and jumps off a building.
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Actuallyfetas post is in valid because he didn't state how he survived being choked... I'm the hulk so you can't choke me out, next poster is trapped in an active volcano
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(Oh, sorry. I'm used to seeing poster, not next person)
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I'm so cool that all of the lava cools down so that it isn't quite a solid, but is okay to touch. Use my other powers to fly out. Next poster goes insane, thinks he can fly, an jumps off a building.
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I land on a fat lady and survive. Next poster is trapped in a bottomless quicksand pit without any trees around it
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Luckily for me, I just so happened to have my handy jet pack on and fly out of it. The next poster gets locked in a casket filled with hornets.
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I'm made of metal so I couldn't get stung. Next poster is locked in a coffin with the man eating scarabs from THE MUMMY movie
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I'm also a scarab, just chilling with my scarab bros, and together we break out of the coffin and swarm towards the next poster.
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I'm the god king Anubis and i stop the scarab swarm . As the god king Anubis i summon an army of jackle warriors to fight the next poster
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I summon an army of monkeys to fight the jackel warriors while I run away like a coward. The next poster has an iron coconut fall on their head
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I'm wearing an iron man suit and lift the coconut and throw it. Next poster is trapped in an amazon red ant hive, and there's millions of killer ants around him and no insect killer around hehe
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However, I am king of the red ants, and they do not dare harm me. Instead they raise me out of the nest. The next poster I sentance to death as the red ant king, and throw you into the nest.
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