game: survive the attack
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YOU wrote:
Since I am a normal sized person and you are a ant I can't be lifted. The next user is doing a sword swallowing act which goes horribly wrong.
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I wrote:
Luckily after years of fast food, my entire digestive system is rock hard. I do cause lots of sparks, however, and the next poster is burnt alive
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I'm Poseidon so the fire goes out. Next poster is sent to the middle of the sun right when it does a supernova
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Luckily, I am Apollo, so I command the sun to fly straight into the next poster
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I'm the destroyer guy from fantastic four silver surfer and i destroy the sun. Next poster is sent to live with satan
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I can't pay my rent so he kicks me out. Next poster is about to be eaten by a giant.
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I use my LOTR powers to turn him to stone. Next poster is about to be say on by fat bastard from Austin powers. And you can't move out the way hehe
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I threw his baby back ribs on the next poster and fat bastard eats him
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I bust out of his stomach like Hercules and the next poster is trapped in Freddy krugers nightmare land forever
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I found an exit out and prayed to zeus to shoot a lightning blot at the next poster
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I'm cronos and i whoop Zeus with my belt. Next poster is trapped in the cabin in the woods movie monster vault
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I went to the wrong cabin, the next poster is buried in a locked box
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I'm Houdini, next poster has to fight a clone of themselves
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I play Russian rulet with the clone and survive . Next poster is injected with 5 gallons of liquid mercury
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I'm the god mercury so you made me rich, I guide the next poster to the underworld
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I'm hades so i live there. Next poster is banned from turf wars
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I threaten to drive Nick's Gold plated ferarri off of a cliff unless he unbans me. He does, of course. Next poster accidentally car bombs viper.
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The notification is buried under all the other carbombs he got. Next poster fights batman with just a metal spoon and a toothpick.
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I simply tell him that Gotham doesn't need or deserve him, and he walks away. With Batman gone, though, the next poster is trapped in a room with Penguin, Joker, and Riddler.
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How ever with Batman gone, Gothem needs a NEW hero! I transform into...
BARMAN!!
At the speed of a drunken motorist, I quickly subdue all three by hitting them over the head with kegs of beer! The day is saved! Back to the PubCave!
Next poster had one too many drinks and falls into an incredibly deep sink hole that opened up underneath him.
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It's turns out I was dreaming. The next poster is a prisoner in HMS Jersey.
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Was a prisoner. Was dreaming he was in jail but in reality he was a prince. The next poster is a valet parking guy.
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I steal bill gates car when we comes to eat and i drive off. Next poster is sent to the grudges house where she peaks your skin off
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I put on an ugly ass mask that scares the shit out of her hair. The next person is on a football field and suddenly catches a football as the players ram him.
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Throw the football back. You die. I tie the next person to a computer chair and roll you into traffic
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Lol what can I reply to that ?!? It was really quick rolling between the traffic down the hill, so I bumped into the gas station and found myself sitting next to a hot chick. I want the next person to be sitting in his room for a full day studying for physics exam.
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I study the exam for a day... The next poster is being buried alive
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I replace myself with chris angel while your not looking. He mind freaks himself to the surface. The next poster is tied up and thrown into a pool full of sharks with lazers attached to their heads
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As it turned out the person who tied me up did a poor job. As for the pool it was my own containing the robot death sharks I bought off eBay. I disable them.
The next user is teleported inside the sun. -
It turns out that there is an intergalactic rest stop there that we haven't discovered yet. I get a drink and head back to Earth. Next poster is trapped inside a COD multiplayer match with no weapons
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