game: survive the attack
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I get shot in the head during the first five seconds of battle and get reincarnated as my sisters brothers sons uncle.
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I'm a teleporter so i come back to earth. Next poster is stuck in a bank vault with Freddie Kruger, Jason , Michel Myers and pinhead. And there about to attack you and you can't be dreaming
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Crap wrong one haha i ment to say--- I'm a great knifer so i get a chem strike during the COD match. Next poster is trapped with Michel Myers, pinhead, Jason and Freddie Kruger
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The Commando from Toy Soldiers comes in and shoot the shit outta them. The next person has to cross the Pacific on a boat.
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My boat is an Iowa class battleship so I have a smooth ride. Next poster must drink liquid magma from a Volcano
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My throat and insides are lined with heat resistant metal. Next poster has bronchitis
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Except ain't nobody got time fo' dat, so I'm unaffected. The next poster does have time fo' dat though.
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I may have bronchitis, but I also have a super immune ststem that kills it off quickly. The next user gets hit by the Composer from Halo 4
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I'm a god from halo so it doesn't affect me. Next poster is sent to be jabba the hutts slave and he is about to feed you to the sand monster .
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It is during a thunder storm and a lightning strike turns the sand to glass. The next user is floating in molten glass.
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As I my reflection shows in the glass, the glass, although liquid, still manages to shatter 😭 and I walk away, the next poster is showered by the molten glass shards
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I'm professor dumbledore and i turf the glass into snow. Next poster is forced out of a space shuttle without a parachute and a spacesuit . He has to survive re-entry
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Well, I just so happen to be superman, which allows me to land safely back on earth. Next poster gets eaten by Godzilla
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I get pooped out. Next poster gets hugged my me after I just got pooped out
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I pull out gun to get you to stay back. The next person accidentally go to the border to Mexico with weapons and ammo then gets checked.
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I also have a lot of money and the guards are easily bribed. The next poster is in a car when it suddenly explodes
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I'm the flash and i run out of the car in time. Next poster is being chased by a thousand great white sharks in the middle of nowhere. No help is coming hehe
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You didn't specify where I was. I'm on land the sharks can't harm me. The next user fell into the saltwater croc enclosure at a zoo during feeding.
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In wearing the next poster's shirt which smells so bad they don't want to eat me. Next poster doesn't have a shirt and is trapped in an enclosure with a angry grizzly bear.
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Fortunately, that angry grizzly bear was named Ted. I bought him a cigar and hired a couple of hookers. While they kept him busy, I walked out the back door. Unfortunately, the back door bumped the next poster off the 30 story ledge into a flowing river of lava.
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I'm hades so i swim in the lava. Next poster is set in front of a firing squad and there about to shot you. And they don't miss
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I'm armed with a riot shield, the firing squad run out of ammo and I walk away unharmed. the next user is skydiving when their parachute fails to open and they haven't equipped a back up chute
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I land in a pool of jello and I'm safe the next poster is eaten alive by his momma
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My mom is slim and she's not a cannibal. The next poster became a girl getting her beautiful legs rubbed and licked by two guys.
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I couldn't afford the sex change. The next poster gets sent to prison and drops the soap
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I was alone in the showers. The next poster dies from the Nazi atomic bomb that hit New York.
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I'm Wolverine and jump down into a sewer thing and even though the blast rips me apart I just regenerate. Next poster is going 1v1 basketball against Lebron James and the loser will be sacrificed to the Mayans.
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The mayan world ended a while ago, so I just walk away. Next poster gets a disease that turns them into a turtle during conversations.
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I meet another turtle, together, we conquer the planet. Ending all human life.
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You two were too slow to conquer the planet. The next person is the British soldier that got shot by fellow line infantry in the Battle of Islanlwanda.
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