game: survive the attack
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I was wearing body armor when the bullet hit me. The next person is stuck in quicksand neck-deep
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I use my extremely long and flappy ears to grab onto the next poster and pull my self out, pulling them into the quicksand.
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I grab onto a branch before i sink too deep and pull myself out. The next poster crash lands in a remote forest and barely escapes the plane before it blows up an is the only person that survived.(Please no magic abilities or items to escape.)
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I read the book hatchet and figure out how to survive. Next user is on a auto-pilot controlled starship heading to the sun. (Plz no magic)
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A oncoming meteor strikes my craft and knock me out of orbit and i sated alive. The meteor then continues toward next poster.
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I make a giant slingshot and shoot it back out to space. You are chained to the ground and water is flooding the room and the walls are moving in there is no door ( no magic)
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I drink it all. Like spongebob. Next poster is being planted into a giant's garden, which is guarded by a giant wolfhound. With lazer eyes!
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I un dig myself from the garden and climb on the wolf hound. Which rides me away. I then retake the wolf hound an attack the next poster with it.
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Retame*
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I dive under the wolf and put a sword through its body. You are cornered by Cyclopes and you drop your sword and it falls off a cliff (no magic)
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I poke its eye and glide off the cliff with my amazing wings.
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Next poster is being forced to eat worm butter. If they don't eat it, they have to fight a tiny goomba.
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I skip the worm butter and call Mario to arms,who jumps on the gomba. I then pixelize the next poster and banish them to cyberspace.
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I get my friend to hack into the system and break it with an antivirus. Next person is suddenly attacked by a sledgehammer-wielding drunk monkey with roller blades that can breathe fire. Oh, and it's purple.
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Drunk monkeys have terrible coordination. I boot fuck it and steal its roller blades.
The next poster is given every std then launched out of a catapult aimed at a building. As well he is being fired at mid air by navy seal snipers -
I turn into a mosquito and fly away, being to small to be hit or even seen by the navy seals. I suck the blood of the next poster and give them malaria and West Nile virus.
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I am quickly treated by a special new instant acting antidote. The next poster has a nuke planted in their house while in a heavy sleep(sound doesnt wake you up)
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I wake up to find an unarmed nuke and the pages of an instruction manual scattered across the floor. Apparently they couldn't figure out how to arm the thing. But I do know how and I arm it, set the timer to 10 minutes, and plant it in the next posters basement the following night while he sleeps.
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My alarm clock is set wrong and wakes me up early i find the nuke. I grab it and run with it,although upon hearing beeping i panicked and threw it at the next poster.
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I Falcon Punch the nuke into space, where it blows up the next poster's spaceship while taking a space vacation
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I was near a space
Station and an blown there out i harm's way. The next poster is being executed with Jesus on a cross under Pontius Pilate and his armies watch.(keep in mind this is in Jesus's time. So no machine guns and crap) -
I lead a jihad against them all and take over their empire. The next user is being burned at the stake.
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I am rescued by an army of oncoming invaders who cause a distraction but suffer burns. The next poster finds himself unarmed and face-to-face with the Loch Ness Monster
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I start a fire with my iPad and some flint, and I burn his eyes, so he can't see. Next poster is stuck under the blind Mr. Ness.
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Popeye eats his spinach then lifts and throws the Loch Ness Monster back to the sea. The next poster gets thrown a punch by him so hard the skull breaks.
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I visit hogwarts and take some skelegrow,which mends my skull. I then steal all the gold from gringots and frame you,which sends 1000s of magic-resistant goblins after you,along with many humans.
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I grab an MG42 and shoot all of them. The next poster is among them.
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My nutcup is bullet proof, so I jump up and t-bag the bullets. The next poster has to survive hand-cleaning my nut cup after that.
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It takes only about 2 seconds to clean the microscopic "nut cup" which belongs to you. Next poster takes a bath very powerful acid
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The acid ate through the bathtub before I got in and fell through the floor. The next poster was in the room below me
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