game: survive the attack

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• Doomarang Jun 13, 2014

  "I" had been a stunt double for a movie. So the me standing there was fake. The next poster enters a room,is locked in,and two doors are there.they say"one will kill,one will grant safety(both will kill you)
• KingChew Jun 13, 2014

  I go through the wall and head home for a cheeseburger. Next poster is kidnapped by chuck norris and is told if they dont kill them self with a frying pan, he will kick the earth into the sun🙀
• ⁋༑༱ྀ࿔ི⚡ཀ₳₦ⅈѦ☪🔥 Jun 13, 2014

  I ditch earth and watch as it is kicked into the sun. The next user is underwater
• King of Chaos Jun 13, 2014

  I can breathe underwater, bitches! Next guy is crushed under a mass of glass as a 25000 gallon goldfish tank with one goldfish inside, collapses from the pressure.
• Doomarang Jun 13, 2014

  I had been working at a grill,so when I opened it the flames went out and melted said glass,reducing it to sand. The next poster gets jumped by a gang alone at night
• Wolfe Brothers Jun 13, 2014

  I'm a part of the gang, so once they recognize me they back off and leave me alone. The next person is being dangled from the top of a 50-story building by the back of their shirt collars, with their hands tied up.
• Doomarang Jun 13, 2014

  I fall and survive the fall,after breaking every bone in my legs. While in the hospital and in the medicated and badly injured wing, Jason came in to kill me(its Friday the 13th for me)but entered the room next to me by accident and attacked that person,who happened to be the next poster(keep in mind your medicated and badly injured.)
• EL Toro FTW Jun 13, 2014

  Jason Stabs a knife In me only realizing at that moment it was a fake dummy the next poster has a bullet wound in their leg and is being chased by a pack of wolves
• Doomarang Jun 13, 2014

  Easy survival,just throw a steak at them. However the"steak" happened to be the the next poster.
• EL Toro FTW Jun 13, 2014

  I grow legs and arms so i climb a tree and get away the next poster is being attacked by 100 ninjas
• Doomarang Jun 13, 2014

  Turns out the ninjas are severely untrained and begin attacking each other in their arguments. One of the ninjas involved in this bloodbath of a argument is he next poster.
• Samuly1 Jun 14, 2014

  Turns out that I am a real ninja and escape in a puff of smoke. The next poster inhales all of said smoke and suffocates
• fank Jun 14, 2014

  I have a convenient gas mask witch filters out the smoke. Next poster is eaten by Cronus
• Doomarang Jun 14, 2014

  Zeus kills him and frees me. Zeus then turns and lobs his master bolt in triumph,accidentaly hitting the next poster with it.
• fank Jun 14, 2014

  I am wearing rubber gloves and I catch the master bolt.next poster is being beaten in rage by zeus who just lost his precious master bolt
• ΨᏃâçᏂΨ Jun 14, 2014

  I turn out to be Zeus's father cronos and i whoop his ass with my trusty belt, next poster has is about to be beaten to death by Osama and Kim Jong at the same time.
• KnifeMass Jun 14, 2014

  Osama is already dead and I kick Kim all the way to the next poster's car as he forces him to buy Mcdonalds at gunpoint.
• KingChew Jun 15, 2014

  Me and kim eat cheeseburgers and watch a game of basketball. Next poster is locked in a safe and buried 50 feet underground on the moon
• doVa (RETIRED) Jun 15, 2014

  That's no moon... It's the Death Star! So a storm trooper opens the safe to see what's inside and I jump out, steal a ship, and come back to earth to land in my backyard. Unfortunately for the next poster, they get squashed by my ship as I land on top of them.
• Doomarang Jun 15, 2014

  I see the ship coming and dig a hole,allowing me to avoid being crushed. I then pull myself out,take the ship, and attack the next poster with it.
• Samuly1 Jun 16, 2014

  I happen to be a trained Jedi and use the force to dodge the attack. I then slice the next poster with my lightsaber
• ΞDмαпΞ [$69] Jun 16, 2014

  I place a hologram of myself where I am standing a few moments before I am sliced and step out of the way. Then I turn around and throw my pet rabid monkey at the next poster who is bitten.
• KnifeMass Jun 16, 2014

  I'm wearing body armor so I throw him into ground then shoot him with a shotgun. The next poster was beside him.
• doVa (RETIRED) Jun 16, 2014

  I'm holding a Bren gun which gives me a higher defense stat then the attack your sawed off shotgun has. I use my bren gun to shoot the next poster.
• Doomarang Jun 17, 2014

  Your gun is firing blanks. The next poster is tied down with no tools at a Justin bieber concert
• KnifeMass Jun 17, 2014

  A hitman slides down a rope from a helicopter as he shoots Justin Bieber with a full clip of an M249 then unties me. The next poster is a Believer running at the hitman but gets shot.
• doVa (RETIRED) Jun 17, 2014

  As justin dies he passes his swag to me and I am overpowered with swag becoming invincible. The next poster sees me in my true swag form and it's so "powerful" (*cough* stupid looking *cough*) it melts through their eyes and brain
• KnifeMass Jun 18, 2014

  I'm wearing sunglasses so my eyes and brain are safe. The next poster gets shot by the London Monitor from Wolfenstein: The New Order.
• mango12 Jun 18, 2014

  Im BJ and impervious to death i beat the next person to death with a dildo
• Doomarang Jun 18, 2014

  I have no idea what a dildo is and am therefore unaffected by it.(that's a hard one for me) the next poster is unarmed and unaccompanied and is stuck by the leg in jaws mouth in the middle of the ocean

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