game: survive the attack
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I'm using an invisibility machine so you can't find me, I then sneak attack the next poster
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I spilled water on your invisibility machine, the next poster is electrocuted by the machine frying in water
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I was wearing a rubber suit(thats the fashion now!LOL) and survive easily. The next poster also happened to be in the water but without rubber.
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I'm the hulk so i don't get electrocuted easily haha. Next poster is forced to watch the emergency broadcast channel(the one with rainbow colors) for the rest of his life and the evil girl from the ring comes out of the tv
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A large tree falls over onto the tv and destroys it before I lose my sanity. The next poster gets hadoukened into oblivion
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I used my portal gun so you're attack went somewhere else. I then lock the next poster in an oven and turn it on 350 degrees :)
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Im a fire bender from the avatar series and it does not hurt me i drown the next person in pudding
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I love pudding and eat all of it😁 next poster is trapped in the septic tank full of 800 dead babies.
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I am found before i die, just lost my sanity and broke down. The next poster is sucked into Tartarus.
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I go and find Percy Jackson, who helps me escape through the Doors of Death. The next poster gets attacked by a demonic beast who rips their limbs off
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Am the terminator and can function without them the next poster is brad pits wife from the movie seven
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I amnt a woman so i an dumped. The next person is put in an armed to the death wrestling match to the death against chuck Norris
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Unarmed* curse autocorrect
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I'm Bruce lee and i whoop his ass. Next poster is forced to undergo bambo torture.
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But because it takes so long for it to grow. I eventually work out a way to escape. The next user drinks a bottle of cool refreshing rat poison.
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I'm a dog and I'm immune to rat poison. The next poster gets bit by me.
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Knives don't have teeth, so I get a few cuts and walk away. Next poster eats poisoned bacon
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I eat the bacon and shit thunder haha. Next poster is eating alive by his grandma.
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My grandma'a teeth fell out and I used to them as ammo to light them on fire and shoot them at the next person
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I am a trained dental proffesional and dodge them with ease. I use the tools of my trade amd drug the next person and tie them to train tracks
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I am superman's son so I have laser eyes and use them to burn the rope, then I move off the train tracks. Then I fly into space and blow up the Earth using my laser eyes again sending the next poster into space.
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Luckily I was taking my yearly trip to Mars and am unaffected by the Earth's destruction. The next poster, however, was affected by it and was destroyed with the Earth
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I'm a cockroach and I fly out into space. I go back in time to kick you while in you're in your mother's stomach.
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Your a cockroach so I don't feel it, I live my live until I smash the next poster with a boulder preventing the earths destruction
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as I said.... I am superman's son. I catch the boulder with ease and resume my life until I destroy the earth.
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I lob some kryptonite at you before you can destroy earth ad you die. The next poster is hit by an oncoming meteor the size of Jupiter.
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Alert NASA before it enters the earths atmosphere.
Hang you by your akilies tendon, with the key to unlock the locks a foot below you, forcing you to stretch and rip your tendons out, eventually bleeding to death. -
I decide not to stretch and just use my shirt to grab the key. The next poster is in the same trap but the key was thrown into the middle of the Mariana Trench.(too deep for sub.)
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I stretch my arms down through the ocean and using the eyeball implanted in my palm I find the key and bring it back to me. Unluckily for the next poster, my fingers which are razor sharp talons grazed along their submarine on the way down to get the key, opening a hole and letting in water to the sub.
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Our sub has an outer layer and an inner layer so everyone escapes to the inner layer and we escape. The next perso is being publicly stoned to death.
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