game: survive the attack
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I don't smoke weed so I'm still alive. The next poster gets attacked by Mr. Game and Watch.
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I play dead and they leave me alone. Next poster is trapped in an elevator alone falling from the top of the Empire State Building
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I breakout of the elevator and use my Gatling gun jet pack to fly away. Then I drop cluster bombs on the next poster.
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I am in an inpenteratable bunker so nothing happens to me. I am also edward snowden and i give nuclear launch keys to terrorists and they use the nukes on the next poster
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I have a panic shelter.
The next person is chained to a rail road tracks, the key is no where in site and the chains are too tight to slip out of, and a train is headed your way.
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You tied me parallel to the track so it just goes over me without touching me. The next poster turns out to be tied horizontally to the track in the same situation
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The chains are made of jello so I easily break out and run to safety. Unluckily for the next poster who was on the train, the tracks lead straight off the Grand Canyon.
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I have my wings out and fly from the train. Next poster gets smashed by Angry German Kid's keyboard.
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I bring up ww2 and hes to ashamed to do anything unfortunatley the next poster is left in a room with hungry tigers
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I am their tamer and whip them into submission. For their next act at the circus i give a wounderful demonstration of tigers hunting. Unfortunately for the next poster. Their what is being hunted(please keep in mind that your in a steel tiger cage and have been searched by circus security before hand.
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I grew up living with the tigers born into the tigers, molded by them, and I speak fluent tiger and I turn tame them.
The next poster is forced to have sex with Miley Cyrus. -
I actually enjoyed it. The next poster gets kissed by her after she gave me a BJ.
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Turns out im a girl and it just becomes hot lesbian sex. But im also a serial killer and strangle the next poster with some piano wire
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I was stupid enough to get a cone stuck over my head so the cone protects my neck. I then stumble around and accidentally raise a cannon which fires over the target and hits the next poster.
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I Happen to be a Ninja so I was able to dodge it easily, The next poster was standing behind me
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*was* standing behind you, but I'm the flash and now I'm already a half mile away, behind the next poster with a gun pointed at their head
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Because superheros now exsist i am superman and it doesnt do anything. Being superman i fly around the world so fast it stops causing everyone on it to be flug because of the inertia and the sudden stop
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I don't know what being flug does, but it doesn't kill me. The next poster gets infected with a virus that kills in ten minutes
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It was supposed to be flung i belive my mistake has cause a breach in the rules of the game
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I am immune to the virus as I am a zombie and start eating the next poster
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However you spontaniously combust while about to start eating me and set the next user on fire.
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I was in a pool and am therefore immune to said fire. The next poster fails to see that he can't breathe or survive in the middle of the ocean(the pressure there is strong enough to crumple you into a tin can.
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I'm a fish and I'm okay. The next poster's yellow submarine sinks after he sang Yellow Submarine.
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Luckily, I was testing it in the local public swimming pool, so I swim to safety. The next poster gets kidnapped and tortured by terrorists
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Swatshows up and mows them all down. One of the terrorists they shot with their machine guns is the next poster. The bodies are burnt afterward.
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I happened to be wearing a fireproof suit over my bulletproof vest so I was completly unharmed by the shooting and burning. Then I leave the terrorist group and decapitate the leader who is the next poster
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I am a starfish and regrow my head. I then flop to the next poster stick to them and drag them into the ocean.
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Unless you are a giant starfish (your not) you can't drag me into the sea. The next user forgot to pay back the mafia and is shot, sealed in a body bag and thrown into a lake.
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I am still a starfish so i regenerate the area of the bullet wound and can breathe underwater. Next poster is a tester for pepper spray and has his tester spiked with deadly neurotoxin, which is sprayed into your eyes.
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I'm wearing gigantic, fluid resistant, contact lenses which allow me to survive. The next poster is cornered inside a cave by a bear, one rabid monkey, and an 8 foot long black mamba. On the other side of the cave is a time bomb set to explode in 45 seconds.
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