game: survive the attack

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• Doomarang Jun 27, 2014

  I am rescued by an oncoming pack of wolves and am spared by them as they are no longer hungry once they finish the animals. Next poster is on a busy intersecting highway when a giant bomb hidden in the hood of his\her car goes off. Your also on the top road of the 13 level highway.
• ⁋༑༱ྀ࿔ི⚡ཀ₳₦ⅈѦ☪🔥 Jun 28, 2014

  The car I was in was an armoured truck and the bomb was in the boot. The next user is stung by a cone shell (causes paralysis and death)
• Samuly1 Jun 28, 2014

  It stung me on the finger, which I promptly cut off, which saves my life. The next poster gets disintegrated by Promethean weaponry
• Doomarang Jun 28, 2014

  I am a dandelion so my seeds blow away and regrow,which regenerates me overtime. The next poster is jabbed repeatedly in the stomach and ribcage by a paring knife in a dark alleyway.(knife goes all the way in on every stab.)
• ΞDмαпΞ [$69] Jun 28, 2014

  My abs are rock hard and they made the knife bend every time it hit, which makes it seem like the knife is going all the way in. Then I take the knife and stab the next poster in the head, stomach, heart, and lungs, 3 times each.
• ⁋༑༱ྀ࿔ི⚡ཀ₳₦ⅈѦ☪🔥 Jun 28, 2014

  But by then the knife was so damaged it hit a bone and shattered on the first stab leaving me in hospital. I use mind control on the next user and make them jump off a 40 story building. Beforehand I removed all safety gear from them. If you can't control your mind you can't save yourself.
• Add DISK Jun 28, 2014

  I landed on a magical giant pillow because why not. The next person has ingested a Taco Bell AM Crunchwrap and has explosive incendiary fiarrhea while covered in gasoline and trapped in an elevator.
• ΞDмαпΞ [$69] Jun 28, 2014

  I press the alarm button in the elevator and the fire department gets me out and washes the gasoline off. I then get my stomach pumped to remove the burrito. The next person is the surgeon that was preforming the procedure on me which made him get 3rd degree (3rd degree means to the flesh) burns all around his body
• KnifeMass Jun 28, 2014

  I wore a heat resistant suit beforehand. The next poster gets blasted away by Wario's great fart.
• Doomarang Jun 29, 2014

  It's super smash bros brawl so i respawn and beat his ass. Next poster is cornered by Dova King completly unarmed and with no one to help within 10 miles.
• ΞDмαпΞ [$69] Jun 29, 2014

  superman is 10 miles away, so he flies super fast to me, picks me up, and returns me to safety. As superman lands, he crushes the next posters head on accident.
• Victor Antonio Jun 29, 2014

  I was wearing a helmet a meteorite the size or the Pacific Ocean is headed straight towards you
• ΞDмαпΞ [$69] Jun 29, 2014

  I board the last spaceship on earth and fly into space leaving the rest of mankind to die. One of the people on earth is the next poster.
• KnifeMass Jun 29, 2014

  I'm next to you and I stab you. The next poster is next!
• ⁋༑༱ྀ࿔ི⚡ཀ₳₦ⅈѦ☪🔥 Jun 29, 2014

  I stabbed you first. The next user is paralysed and holding a primed hand grenade.
• Luke Anthony ッ Jun 29, 2014

  The grenade is a dud. I'm Stephen Hawking and my wheelchair shoots an accelerated particle energy beam weapon at the next poster
• huntyoudown Jun 29, 2014

  I called you a cripple and you cry and die.

  Next poster, gets woken up by being anally penetrated by a big black cock.
• doVa (RETIRED) Jun 29, 2014

  Doomarang wrote:

  It's super smash bros brawl so i respawn and beat his ass. Next poster is cornered by Dova King completly unarmed and with no one to help within 10 miles.
  

  😎Dova King

  huntyoudown wrote:

  Next poster, gets woken up by being anally penetrated by a big black cock.
  

  I'm a female chicken so having sex with male chickens is normal. Next poster is a cow and there's a rabid squirrel coming to bite you.
• mango12 Jun 29, 2014

  Im the chick-fil-a cow and convince the squirrel to eat more chicke. The next poster eats at chick-fil-a and gets merca (flesh eating virus) from his drink
• Doomarang Jun 30, 2014

  Who needs flesh anyway? My perfectly made robot body certainly doesn't! Next poster becomes a mosquito and is chased by a human ready to squash him
• Samuly1 Jun 30, 2014

  I bite the human and give him malaria before I get squashed. I also bit the next poster and give him malaria
• mango12 Jun 30, 2014

  I live in a first world country and promptly receive medical aid. But not before i turn into a giant black hole and envelop the entirety if the universe
• King of Clubs Jul 1, 2014

  Alternate universes. Nuff said. Next poster is Kenny in south park
• KnifeMass Jul 1, 2014

  I just jump right from the TV. The next person is locked in a room with Angry German Kid and his dad Harold.
• ๔єร๓๏ Jul 2, 2014

  Ill kill both and shoot the next person
• Doomarang Jul 3, 2014

  You hit me in the toenail.big whoop. Next poster is having his face pressed into a metal campfire pit after its been burning for hours and still is burning.
• Samuly1 Jul 3, 2014

  I got someone to douse the fire beforehand, so my face gets pressed onto some wet metal. The next poster is water boarded for 24 hours straight
• ΨᏃâçᏂΨ Jul 3, 2014

  I'm aqua man so I don't drown. Next poster is about to be decapitated by his mom
• ☠︎︎丂卄乇乇几☠︎︎ Jul 3, 2014

  Then I duck and an axe out of my ass like GTA and miss her and hit the next person in the knee
• Samuly1 Jul 4, 2014

  You cut off my leg, but I survive in the hospital with a stump. While there, I sabotage the IV of the patient next to me, who happens to be the next poster

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