game: survive the attack
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You sabatoge it in a good way and it just heals me faster. Next poster. Next poster is driven mad,commits several murders, and is being hunted by all soilders on earth.
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I commit suicide by detonating a nuclear bomb and kill off the soldiers. The next poster is one of the soldiers.
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Thankfully, I called in sick that day and lived since my house was nowhere near the detonation. The next poster falls into the River Styx
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The grim reaper told me its not my time and sent me back. Next poster is a U boat captain with a nuclear torpedo approaching his submarine, there is 20 seconds until impact.
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Plenty of time to escape,remove my weight belt,and drift to the surface. However the 85 foot tsunami it causes quickly approaches a beach with a broken warning system that has the next poster on it
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I just started sailing out into the ocean and the water was deep enough that the tsunami passed under me harmlessly, I threw the next poster overboard.
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I was in a scuba suit with an air tank so I swim to shore. The next poster was hit by the tsunami and is in the water drowning. I then stab him in the head with a knife.
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Aquaman decides to actually be useful and saves me from drowning and catches the knife. He then makes a swordfish stab the next poster
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he stabs me in the air tank which blows up, killing the next poster who is aquaman.
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My plot armor saves me, the next poster needs to wrestle a bear
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It's a cub that happens to be alone for some reason so i whip him. Next poster feels the wrath of the mother
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I put goldilocks in front of me since she tries mother bears porridge, chair and bed, the mother is more angry with goldilocks and I can easily walk free whilst she is eaten. the next poster is goldilocks' best friend so tries to take on mother bear who is still hungry for more
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I do it with a shotgun. Next poster falls out of space in their shuttle as planned,however the angle of the shuttle is wrong and it falls toward the earth not the ocean. Also the parachute is also jammed
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I happen to land on the worlds largest trampoline and bounce to safety. The next poster gets landed on by me
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I just so happen to be under the worlds largest cockroach shell so you didn't crush me, the next poster is dropped into the middle of the Pacific Ocean wearing a pair of lead boots, and no breathing apparatus
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I'm aqua man so i survive, next poster is being tortured by pinhead
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Samuly1 12 hours ago Quote
I happen to land on the worlds largest trampoline and bounce to safety. The next poster gets landed on by meWhere's the logic in this game? You would go through the trampoline
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Jason comes in and whips his ass, wanting to torture me himself. However i escape in the turmoil. Next poster falls off Grand Canyon viewing platform and breaks their neck
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I land on a magical fluffy pillow at the bottom of the canyon which heals my broken neck. I then float back up to the viewing platform and destroy it with my new super-strength that the pillow had given me leaving the next poster to fall down the canyon and die at the bottom.
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I would die if i had been on the platform,however it was my twin(actually have one so it works) next poster is one of the Persians at the battle of Tyermalopolie pass.
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The movie made about the battle which I was in was so good that I was able to make enough money to heal my wounds. The next poster slips over a stack of my hundred dollar bills and a solid gold knife balancing on the end impaled him in the forehead
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It's a butter knife so it goes in about two inches. Next poster Is attacked by an 70 foot tall immortal Cookie Monster brandishing a giant steel cookie jar.
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I kill cookie monster with a giant elmo that is carrying a muchine gun. The next poster gets shot at by Elmo.
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Im about 30 miles away and his gun is worthless. He just shrugs and shoots at the unarmed guy 2 feet away, who happens to be the next poster.
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It's actually a nerf gun so I run away laughing but don't see the next poster who run into and push them into an active volcano
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I grab onto a horizontal flag pole and swing back up, distracting a truck driver who crashes into the next poster
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It turns out he was a toddler driving a toy truck and just hits my legs. The next poster falls into a frozen lake and the surface is completely covered in thick ice
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the ice is covering where I fall so I don't actually go under the surface and am able to walk away completely unharmed. the next poster is skydiving when there parachute doesn't open and they haven't equipped a secondary parachute.
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I Use my hang glider to glide to safety, the next poster has to fight Spock under water
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Fighting under water is illogical, therefore, I win. I throw a sack of potatoes off the Grand Canyon in triumph but the next poster is sleeping in the sack and it's tied shut.
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