game: survive the attack
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I land on the ledge 3 feet down and enjoy the 2 month supply of mashed potatoes. As I climb back over the ledge I suprise the next poster, giving him/her a massive and fatal heart attack. I'm the only paramedic around, but I'm off the clock & don't feel like being a hero this time. There is no one else with in 10 minutes of our location. Not being completely heartless, I offer you some delicious mashed potatoes. To bad they don't have aspirin or nitro in them.
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since there is no one within 10 minutes of me, (walking speed I guess) Superman flies to me, picks me up, and brings me to a hospital where I recover. I then chain the next poster to the bottom of a 50 foot deep lake
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I learnt the special ways of harry Houdini and escape the chains and swim to the side of the lake and climb out. the next poster has 999 out of 1000 cuts and is trapped in the middle of a thorn bush which will eventually cut them if they move or not due to growth, the 1000th cut will definitely kill them due to blood loss and no one is around to cut the bush
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Fortunately I had my trusty chainsaw with me and was able to cut my way out, avoiding the thorns with my ninja like reflexes, unfortunately I cut the next person while he was trying to rescue me, and left a severe gash across his chest.
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Across my chest nowhere near my heart so i quickly recover with stitches. Next poster is stuck neck deep in 3 foot deep ice as they had been swimming alone at 2:00 in the morning when it randomly froze.
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...so I breathe on the ice until enough melts to get an arm free. I then work at the ice until I am free. I throw a shard of it at the next poster.
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luckily your aim isn't very good and it flies straight past me, unfortunately it hits the next poster in the head
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It merely concussed me as no sharp part hit me. However it did bounce off my head and bury its sharp point in the next posters throat
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The impromptu tracheotomy actually saved my life, the next poster is smothered with blood and thrown into a shark infested tank.
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The sharks were old and had no teeth, but they did enjoy licking the blood off me, almost tickling me to death... I tie the next guy to a railroad track as the train comes.
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It was a toy Christmas train so it just stopped when it bumped into me. I then freed myself overtime. Next poster is tied to a rock in the middle of the desert being eaten alive by vulture.
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Sahara desert, full sized,not fake,middle of summer
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A grab the rope the rock is tied to and swing the rock (which is the size of an iPhone) above my head an smack the vulture. Turns out it is an iPhone and I use gps to get out of the desert then kick the next poster in the face
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I'm a robot I drop a nuke on next poster
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Im in a Bomb shelter. Next poster is forced at gunpoint unarmed to drink from a large vat of posion(the guy with the guns an expert,he won't miss.)
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At the exact time he pulls the trigger a earthquake occurs so his aim is off. I am pulled from the rubble of the collapsed building but the gunman (who is the next user isn't) he is now trapped under a larg chunk of rubble and drowning in the vat of poison.
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The posion doesn't get into me so it doesn't matter. I just wiggle my way out. However the posion flows into the sewer and corrupts the water which is processed and sent to the next user's house, where he drinks it(processing doesnt get rid of posion.)
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The tap water in my town is basically sludge, so no one in their right mind drinks it. I get nice clean water from my ice maker. In the mean time, somebody mislabeled Viper's car bomb and it ended up at the next user's car
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I let someone borrow my car at the time the bomb went off, the next user is the person in my car
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It is on the wheel so it goes off and i spin across the road. Next user is bashed in the head by a mace 600000000 times.
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I happen to be Fix It Felix and I fix my face everytime the mace hits me. The next person dies in the Shrek Simulator before he finds the last layer.
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However, it's never ogre, and so I get teleported away. The next poster gets trapped in a bank safe burried 500 ft below ground
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With no air
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I had an air tank on, so I still could breath. I blow the door up with dynamite and dig up with a shovel in the corner of the safe. The next poster is being attacked by a shark in murky water 50 feet from shore
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I was on a dive team so my partner was waiting with a speedboat. I jab my finger into its eye and escape to the boat. Next posters drunk and standing on the edge of the Grand Canyon.
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I hallucinate that there is a hawt lady the opposite direction of the canyon. Next poster was dropped off of a plane, and instead of a parachute, you have a rabid ferret.
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He turns out to make a great parachute. Next poster is mauled by a pack of lions.
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I throw my emergency lion steak as bait and crawl away where paramedics find me. The steak contains deadly ricin and one lion is the next user.
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Im the runt of the pack and dont get anywhere near the steak as i am shoved away by my bigger companions. Next poster falls into a den of eating bears and u land on one of the cubs(7 bears total) the walls are unclimbable as the bears want to be left alone and made it that way.
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the bears are too busy eating to realise that they left the opening to the den open and in clear sight so I walk straight out, the next poster has a 1 ton weight dropped on them from 100 ft and is unable to move out of the way
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