game: survive the attack
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I dont move out of the way but instead lean to the side so it takes me in the hip,breaking several bones. Next poster is infected with maleria limes disease, and E Coli all at the same time.
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Since you didn't use a comma I survive the next poster has to cap the don or die trying
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I am a hacker and lower him to zero mob. I then lay a beat down on him. Next poster is covered in oil and dropped in a furnace.
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the don is really angry that you managed to beat him, I say that I will help him and he lowers a rope to help me climb out before the furnace is lit, the next poster is trapped in a shark cage to see the sharks when suddenly their air tank runs out and you can't get the man at the controls to respond to you so he won't pull the cage out of the water
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There are no sharks so I open the cage and swim up, the next poster has their limbs cut off and is dumped in a volcano
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I use Wolverine's regenative powers to grow my limbs back and I then realize that the volcano is dormant so I grab on to a nearby ledge and roll into the volcano. I then climb out of the volcano, put on a pair of avivators and walk away. Just before the Volcano
Erupts (it was dormant).
The next poster is in the middle of a field full of 20 K9 trained Dogs. -
They have no reason to attack me so im fine. Next poster is hit by an airstrike.
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DAWG 22 wrote:
What in the fuckI use Wolverine's regenative powers to grow my limbs back and I then realize that the volcano is dormant so I grab on to a nearby ledge and roll into the volcano. I then climb out of the volcano, put on a pair of avivators and walk away. Just before the Volcano
Erupts (it was dormant).
The next poster is in the middle of a field full of 20 K9 trained Dogs. -
It turns out to be cloudy day so the air strike misses me. The next poster get hit by Charles Green's axe.
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(That one from the Angry Grandpa Show)
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I am wearing body armor under my shirt and take the hit with broken ribs. Next poster is on the recieving end of a razor sharp arrow to a undefended heart.
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I use my catlike reflexes and catch the arrow in mid air before it hits me, I then throw it at the next poster and it is heading straight for their left eye and they haven't got enough time to react and move out of the way
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Im wearing goggles so it just bounces away. I am also a suicide bomber so i sneak up on the next poster, knock them unconscious, strap a bomb to them, then lay down next to them and accept death in glory. The bomb straps are also anchored to me and wrapped around your arms and legs tightly in case u do wake up.
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Also in case u do overpower me i drag us down the Grand Canyon
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Then I wake up and then my power of teleportation is unlocked then I grab my gun and teleport behind you and shoot you in the back of the head and watch you fall down the Grand Canyon then I summon a horde of anime charaters to destroy the next poster
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Also before I shoot him i quickly take my bomb off and then I throw it onto him as he fall off the cliff
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We were already down the canyon genius. Anyway, i hack the anime characters and turn them on you, killing you easily. I then take them as my army and storm a farm of 2 people sitting on a porch. Next posters one of them.
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I discovered I was Superman and killed all of the anime characters. I use my laser vision to attack the next poster
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I used my speed and cat-like reflexes to avoid the attacks, got up close, and gave you a three stooges style poke in the eyes. I grab my two AA-12s and attack the next poster.
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They're toy guns so i am buffeted by the sound of a gun firing and air. I pull a halo-style assassination on the next poster.
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I turn into chuck Norris and we all know how that turns out, I turn the next user into a cupcake and honey boo boo is about to eat them
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I am a rock shaped like a cupcake thanks to a transformation error so i am not harmed but find boo boo missing all her teeth. Next poster is in a small pool in 120% when heat lightning hits it.
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Due to an accident as a child my skin is rubber. The nexy poster eats 2 crushed cherry pits (cyanide poisioning)
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I have a supernatural immune system and with some medicine and rest manage to heal. Next poster is put in the hunger games unarmed and unknowing that a varsity pack is sneaking up on you.( no your not katniss its a game before haymitch or anyone else is alive.
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I am from the matrix and I just kill all of them. I send the poster into an nuclear wasteland without a anti radioactive suit or a radiation detector
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The entire wasteland is projected from a greens teen so im fine. Next poster is running from cops on foot unarmed after smoking. You are running down a straight street with no allies or doorways and if you pass onto the side street you will be gunned by a waiting force. They are too close behind to climb anything
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I find a broomstick and fly away. The next person is the bodyguard in Five Nights at Freddy's.
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What is that?
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Doomarang wrote:
Google it, duh.What is that?
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Takes The day off, i put The next poster in The belly of a mutated cow
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