game: survive the attack
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His mutation makes his stomach acids harmless, he just poops me out. The next poster is buried alive in a coffin.
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I use my hand to punch my way and I conveniently I find a shovel right above me and dig my way out
The next poster is in a spaceship just about to be sucked into a black hole -
Out of the coffin
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I have special magic powers that allow me to stop time. I then calmly ready hyperspace.(I am not affected by my own powers). The next poster is caught stealing from the Tzar Of Russia.
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the black hole is linked with another one so it creates a wormhole for me to pass straight through, strangely though it leaves me in the same universe and dimensions are all the same as if nothing has happened.
the next poster is on a ship that has no life boats or jackets, the weather is awful and is freezing cold when suddenly a huge wave capsizes the ship and everyone on board (including you) ends up in the freezing cold water with hypothermia seconds away from kicking in -
We are being tailed by an emergency hired rescue plane and are all pulled from the water.
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Next posters plane crashes in a field of sunflowers, which the next poster is fatally allergic to. The next poster is concious but is badly hurt and stuck under the wreckage of his plane.
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I happen to have had an allergy tablet in the morning and luckily the sunflowers don't affect me, I conveniently find a shovel next to me and am able to dig a bit of a hole and crawl out.
The next person was in the same plane crash and was paralysed from the neck down upon impact, with no one within hearing range as everybody else has left the wreckage you are left there stranded with no food. You cannot get anything to eat or drink as you cannot move at all -
I... Summon an army of dead to lift the plane and take over neighboring villages. The next poster is caught stealing from the Tzar Of Russia
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Im bear Grylls so i somehow manage to escape somehow cause thats just what he does. Next poster is attack and beat down by a man wearing a hotdog suit and wielding a butternut squash.
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For me, my attacker is a meal, fight or flight kicks in and I eat the man in the hotdog suit and the butternut squash, whole. My stomach of steel digests the hotdog suit and man as if it was food. The next poster in an attempt to show off, attempts to fly off the top of the Eiffel Tower, only to come into contact with a jet pack using goat, the impact is heavy and potentially fatal.
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Potentially. I just survive and heal up. Next poster is in a smooth unopenable uranium box and acid is filling it up.(acid is filtered so you can't block the flow.)
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I explode, then my servants resurrect me using ancient dark spells. The next poster is a Muggle.
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I the muggle came across a genie and made a wish. The next poster the genie denied my request and sent me to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean with giant waves and sharks circling You.
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I say "Go go power rangers, derr, derder and they lay on the ground and explode. The next poster is a cheez dawg.
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Im also rancid and rotten. The next poster is hungry, takes a bite out of me, and becomes sick.
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I return as a zombie and bite you again, this time turning you into one as well. The next poster is the last survivor in a zombie apocalypse.
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I, using the brains all pigs have, develop a time machine, go back in time and save the world. The next poster is shot with a *gasp* real-life lazer python!
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I happen to be a op snake charmer so i just play some tunes and he turns on you. Next poster is unarmed and being chased by a warrior with a war ax thats faster than you. Also unarmed
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Even though the war axe is faster then me, the warrior aint and I outrun him. The next poster loses the game.
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I reset and start over. Next poster makes the mistake of car bombing viper...
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But viper being the reasonable man he is lets me go with a warning. The next poster is shot into space with no suit
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I crash conveniently in front of a space station on the moon. Next poster is locked in a sealed titanium box that is rapidly filling with water.
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Then it stops rapidly filling. The next person has to listen to Justin Beaber music for 3 hours...
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I have earplugs. Next poster is in the top floor of the south world trade tower on 9/11
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However, it is the wrong year, its 1950. The next poster ticked of Viper.
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It turns put that a harmless new player whose name is very similar looking to "Viper" is ticked off instead. The next poster got magically turned into a poster and is set on fire
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Im a wet poster so i dont burn. Next poster commits murder with just a one bullet handgun in front of a swat task force.
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I froze time just when they shot because I train under the dishonered hero. I moved the next user right in front of them.
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I am a Juggernaut so i just wreck them all. Next poster is changed back into a child and paid a visit by Freddy Crouger.
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