Is this suicide?
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Right, it's the other halves birthday tomorrow. And for the past almost 7years of us being together she has been nagging me to propose to her.
So I have had an ingenious idea! Iv bought her a heartfelt birthday card and (wait for it)
An empty ring box. Along with the message that one day summat may well be in that box if you play ya cards right!
If ya haven't guessed I'm a practical joker, and she knows this and don't know when I'm serious or having a giggle but could this be one step too far?
It certainly making me piss myself just thinking about lol!
Thoughts / opinions? Lol
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Lmao do it mate.
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I like a good practical joke, but in this case, no. I'd want you dead for something like that.
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💀Darken Rahl💀 wrote:
Probably because I'm still a big kid at heart! Lol! Don't get me wrong it will happen soon iv just gotta do it the "right" way by her family! So have a sit down with her old man and ask blah blah blah!I like a good practical joke, but in this case, no. I'd want you dead for something like that.
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Good luck with that idea.. let us know how it goes.... (and get ready to pack your bags)
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§ TΛLLY § wrote:
Tally the voice of reason!Good luck with that idea.. let us know how it goes.... (and get ready to pack your bags)
lol
Although she be packing her bags! My house lol! -
No, no, no.... Don't do it.
The operation to remove an empty ring box from a personal place is very long and has considerable risks. -
sadsam wrote:
There's me thinking this was the bollox of all practical jokes! And now I'm starting to feel like an evil cunt! What's new I suppose lol!No, no, no.... Don't do it.
The operation to remove an empty ring box from a personal place is very long and has considerable risks. -
I did have the idea of making her keep this box on her bedside table as one day there will be summat in there! And for her to keep checking, or is this a bad idea too??
And when I say one day I mean in a couple of weeks haha
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Just put a rolo in the box and tell her you love her 👍
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nalafira wrote:
Now that is a good idea!!! The last rolo at thatJust put a rolo in the box and tell her you love her 👍
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I don't think she'd give you a chance to pick your window, you'd be head first through the first available 😂😂😂 better just get her a wee prezzie lol.
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I'd like to give you not 1, but 2 items of advice.
1.) Don't get married
2.) If you give your girlfriend of 7+ years an empty "engagement" ring box, you won't have to worry about #1. -
Mickey Duͣnͩnͩ wrote:
I'd like to give you not 1, but 2 items of advice.
1.) Don't get married
2.) If you give your girlfriend of 7+ years an empty "engagement" ring box, you won't have to worry about #1.LOL there is truth in this somewhere 😂👍
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Dj Madman wrote:
Right, it's the other halves birthday tomorrow. And for the past almost 7years of us being together she has been nagging me to propose to her.
So I have had an ingenious idea! Iv bought her a heartfelt birthday card and (wait for it)
An empty ring box. Along with the message that one day summat may well be in that box if you play ya cards right!
If ya haven't guessed I'm a practical joker, and she knows this and don't know when I'm serious or having a giggle but could this be one step too far?
It certainly making me piss myself just thinking about lol!
Thoughts / opinions? Lol
Suicide mate!
If I were you I'd propose to her there and then!!! -
Awww man!!! I spent £6 on that box too! How about if I switch this round a bit?
Were going watch/jewellery shopping tomorrow, (she loves links of London jewellery) how about once we've got the things she wants, I produce the box and say, " take it you don't want this now? "
Or is that still a killer move?? Lol
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Dj Madman wrote:
My step dad did that years back for my mums bday lolnalafira wrote:
Now that is a good idea!!! The last rolo at thatJust put a rolo in the box and tell her you love her 👍
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Mickey Duͣnͩnͩ wrote:
I agree with all this mate! Although my misses wouldn't!I'd like to give you not 1, but 2 items of advice.
1.) Don't get married
2.) If you give your girlfriend of 7+ years an empty "engagement" ring box, you won't have to worry about #1.And I'm / were not allowed kids until we're married! Kinda wanna kid before I'm 30lol don't wanna be an old old man lol
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Get her a ring pop lol.. I did almost the same to my wife but I put the ring in a shotgun shells box and gave her the empty box and a week later I gave her the ring there is a lot more but I don't want to type that much ha ha ha ha
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So you survived to tell the tale?? Ya the only one who has so far lol
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Bad idea. One thing you shouldn't fuck with a woman's head about is marriage. They've already got it built up enough in their heads as it is. Think about this- if you do nice sweet proposal shell be so happy with you maybe there'll be some rewards coming your way later? 😉
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
Rewards? Holy shit! Ain't had any of them in months lolBad idea. One thing you shouldn't fuck with a woman's head about is marriage. They've already got it built up enough in their heads as it is. Think about this- if you do nice sweet proposal shell be so happy with you maybe there'll be some rewards coming your way later? 😉
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I don't think an engagement ring makes a gold birthday present to begin with. That's something that should come at another time.
Why not treat her to a city weekend, a few days at a spa, or anywhere else she can spend a few days away without you? I think you need time to think through how you want to proceed with this woman, if you really are her best option for a partner/husband or if she might be better respected and taken more seriously by someone else.
Just a thought... Good luck! -
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Maybe Katie wrote:
I can say nothing apart fromI don't think an engagement ring makes a gold birthday present to begin with. That's something that should come at another time.
Why not treat her to a city weekend, a few days at a spa, or anywhere else she can spend a few days away without you? I think you need time to think through how you want to proceed with this woman, if you really are her best option for a partner/husband or if she might be better respected and taken more seriously by someone else.
Just a thought... Good luck!I am the god damn best thing since sliced bread for her! Lol
Katie, I have a booked a night away up London Town, go out for a slap up meal and a night in a hotel so ya never know!
But like I said I am a joker and yes I am a cun* and she knows this lol
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Dj Madman wrote:
Yeah... But is that for her or for you? 😜 Not always the same thing you know.Maybe Katie wrote:
I don't think an engagement ring makes a gold birthday present to begin with. That's something that should come at another time.
Why not treat her to a city weekend, a few days at a spa, or anywhere else she can spend a few days away without you? I think you need time to think through how you want to proceed with this woman, if you really are her best option for a partner/husband or if she might be better respected and taken more seriously by someone else.
Just a thought... Good luck!Katie, I have a booked a night away up London Town, go out for a slap up meal and a night in a hotel so ya never know!
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Katie
She ain't ya typical girly girl! Don't like spas and fussing etc etc! She would much rather go to moto gp than sit getting pampered lol
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Dj Madman wrote:
Doesn't matter what she likes. A solo weekend might be appreciated none the less...Katie
She ain't ya typical girly girl! Don't like spas and fussing etc etc! She would much rather go to moto gp than sit getting pampered lol
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I need to rethink this then me thinks
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put a ring in the box and go through the whole proposal. at the end of the night take the ring back and tell her it was just a test to see how the real thing would go one day... practice makes perfect.
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she will appreciate the effort and it lets her know that you are seriously considering it....
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