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Put a note in the box that reads... Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free.
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Deicide wrote:
Shouldn't that be, why buy the milk when you get the cow for free? LolPut a note in the box that reads... Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free.
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Lol. True.
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Although this cow is gonna be quite expensive lol
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sadsam wrote:
Good luck with that long operation without somebody by your side. 7 years. The woman deserves a 7 carat ringNo, no, no.... Don't do it.
The operation to remove an empty ring box from a personal place is very long and has considerable risks. -
My dad did this To my mom. He said "I love you Teresa" ad got down on one knee and my mom started to flip out happily and after he saw her reaction he tied his shoe😂😂 he proposed a week later . I wouldn't do something to bad that ur in laws are going to be busting ur balls for ever.
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Sky - a 7 ct ring? How about poke that idea! I'm not made if money hahahaha!
And hawk I think that the kinda thing I'm gonna go for, still use the box and then maybe a week later put the ring inside!
Note to all, don't nag me I will be stubborn lol
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Dj hope you got don points to change your name to Dear John letter coming your way lol
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ℋ₳աҡ(ⅇ552) wrote:
Ouch! LolMy dad did this To my mom. He said "I love you Teresa" ad got down on one knee and my mom started to flip out happily and after he saw her reaction he tied his shoe😂😂 he proposed a week later . I wouldn't do something to bad that ur in laws are going to be busting ur balls for ever.
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I may just have to change it to "Dear Johned" lol
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Dj Madman wrote:
Dude, that was a metaphor, as in what the hell do you think she deserves after 7 years??Sky - a 7 ct ring? How about poke that idea! I'm not made if money hahahaha!
And hawk I think that the kinda thing I'm gonna go for, still use the box and then maybe a week later put the ring inside!
Note to all, don't nag me I will be stubborn lol
NOT a joke 😊 -
☁ᎦkyᎢнєᏝiмiт☁ wrote:
Ill let ya off then mate! HahaDj Madman wrote:
Dude, that was a metaphor, as in what the hell do you think she deserves after 7 years??Sky - a 7 ct ring? How about poke that idea! I'm not made if money hahahaha!
And hawk I think that the kinda thing I'm gonna go for, still use the box and then maybe a week later put the ring inside!
Note to all, don't nag me I will be stubborn lol
NOT a joke 😊 -
Dj Madman wrote:
Or: why marry the pig when you get the sausage for free. It IS 2013 you know...Deicide wrote:
Shouldn't that be, why buy the milk when you get the cow for free? LolPut a note in the box that reads... Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free.
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nalafira wrote:
👍👍👍Just put a rolo in the box and tell her you love her 👍
God help you mate lol😂😂 -
I'm glad with this post I have brought the tw community together! 1 love people hahaha!
I'm still none the wiser what I'm gonna do hahahha
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Sabasaul wrote:
Wise man Saba.Honestly, if your significant other knows your personality & has put up with your foolish ass for the past 7 years, she's probably not the one you have to worry about. It's all the shit you're gonna have to hear about from her friends, relatives & parents. They're gonna be busting your balls over it for the rest of your time together.
I have a friend, his GF broke up with him from the pressure from her friends and family...
After 7 years, you don't think they are telling her to dump your sorry arse behind your back....
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Hyena wrote:
Na mate! Her family loves me and I'm the best thing for her! Hahahaha trust me lolSabasaul wrote:
Wise man Saba.Honestly, if your significant other knows your personality & has put up with your foolish ass for the past 7 years, she's probably not the one you have to worry about. It's all the shit you're gonna have to hear about from her friends, relatives & parents. They're gonna be busting your balls over it for the rest of your time together.
I have a friend, his GF broke up with him from the pressure from her friends and family...
After 7 years, you don't think they are telling her to dump your sorry arse behind your back....
Well at least I hope so
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Dj do I really have to tell you NO NO NO!!!
If you want to go with the box the rolo idea is good or maybe a haribo sweet ring?
She may understand your a joker but that might not stop her from killing you (and I kinda like my Friday nights 😜)
If you survive let us know how it goes 👍 -
A wise person once told me that the only difference between being with someone and married is the later allows the law into your relationship 😉
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The"Accountant" wrote:
Bullshit!!!A wise person once told me that the only difference between being with someone and married is the later allows the law into your relationship 😉
Why does a Jewish bride smile on her wedding day?
Because she knows she's give the last blow job she'll ever have to give. -
Bullshit until your wife is staying in a house your paying for with another man if/when you decide to break up 😂
Or if she decides "she don't' love you anymore" and leaves you for her gym instructor.
(Both true stories)
Then takes half of everything you have!
Seriously though the box no ring is a bad idea even as a joke 👍
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Personally I think it's a bad idea. If I'm honest, I think you're an absolute idiot, but hey! What do I know?
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tell her you would propose but you are already engaged to her sister or cousin or best friend(whichever is more appropriate) and it just wouldn't be right.
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but if she works hard enough she can move up the ladder into that spot.
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Morning all, time for a little update.
Today is the day - iv left the other half sleeping as I travel to work. She will up anytime now.
And I decided not to try this empty box tactic. Not just yet anyway!
So all that is there to greet her at the moment is my own brew iv left under the duvet for her and a card downstairs by the kettle.
I thought that this was more than enough to say I love you lol
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LOGISTICS wrote:
Morning logs, and I like your concern!Dj do I really have to tell you NO NO NO!!!
If you want to go with the box the rolo idea is good or maybe a haribo sweet ring?
She may understand your a joker but that might not stop her from killing you (and I kinda like my Friday nights 😜)
If you survive let us know how it goes 👍I know I'm a complete and utter ass! You've heard me on a Friday night lol.
I just can't help myself hahaha
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All you have to do now is not come home from work. Go somewhere for a few days. Don't answer your phone.Even hide in a travelodge cupboard if you have to. Then, when you turn up, out of the blue in several days time, she will be so pleased to see you and thus realise how much you mean to her, regardless of marriage, she'll stop nagging you and you don't have to sign your life away. Win win.
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Don't get married it will ruin your relationship
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Deicide wrote:
Because when the cow stops giving milk, you can kill it and eat steakPut a note in the box that reads... Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free.
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ཧҭҿѧԀұ ℳѳъъӏл wrote:
HahahahahahahaDeicide wrote:
Because when the cow stops giving milk, you can kill it and eat steakPut a note in the box that reads... Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free.
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