Is this suicide?
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Deicide that is a bloody good idea! I'm rolling up just reading it lol
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go all out... the more effort the better. later you could even carry this idea over to the wedding day.... at the alter just say "no". it was just practice.....
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4 words for you brother "dick in a box".
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DWhwbxEfy7fg -
Saba iv been waiting for your input / comment hahaha
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Ill set a space for you on my living room floor then dj lol
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Deicide wrote:
Just ouch. You have a cruel mind. Do it dj I dare yaput a ring in the box and go through the whole proposal. at the end of the night take the ring back and tell her it was just a test to see how the real thing would go one day... practice makes perfect.
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Do it, record it and put on YouTube. Just don't give the girl burnt fries.
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Hahaha trust you smokey lol!
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Honestly, if your significant other knows your personality & has put up with your foolish ass for the past 7 years, she's probably not the one you have to worry about. It's all the shit you're gonna have to hear about from her friends, relatives & parents. They're gonna be busting your balls over it for the rest of your time together.
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This is true Saba! Although they too know I'm an ass lol!
And dc ill see ya about 7pm yeah? Haha
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Do it. If it doesn't work out the way you want though, make sure you have the actual ring in your pocket. Just in case you need to back pedal....
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Phone me when you're about 5 mins away dj ill make sure I don't open the door😜
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sallymonster wrote:
Guess this joke may be waiting a little longer then hahaaDo it. If it doesn't work out the way you want though, make sure you have the actual ring in your pocket. Just in case you need to back pedal....
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I once gave my future wife (we were just dating/not talking about the next one I'm gonna marry) a fake winning scratch ticket. She wasnt amused but took it well. I still to this day (10 yrs later) still catch shit for that from her family. Sometimes it's just not worth the bullshit. But seeing as its not me dealing with it...my advice is DO IT!
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Saba that's all I needed to hear hahahaha
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On a side note... Make sure theres no guns or sharp objects around. Playing with a womens emotions after seven years of waiting could be a dangerous thing...
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Dj add in a double hit . After she's furious about that then get down on one knee all serious like and say look all joking aside we have been together for 7 years now and there's been something I've wante to ask you for a while now . Take her by the hand look into her eyes . Pause for effect then say . Can I do you up the arse ?????
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shaggly razors wrote:
Shaggs, you sir have fucking cracked me up yet again! Although the arse has been banned for many years! It's amazing what a woman will do when they first get with ya, then after 6months of it all being cushty, somehow everything stops!Dj add in a double hit . After she's furious about that then get down on one knee all serious like and say look all joking aside we have been together for 7 years now and there's been something I've wante to ask you for a while now . Take her by the hand look into her eyes . Pause for effect then say . Can I do you up the arse ?????
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shaggly razors wrote:
👏👏👏 winner winner chicken dinnerDj add in a double hit . After she's furious about that then get down on one knee all serious like and say look all joking aside we have been together for 7 years now and there's been something I've wante to ask you for a while now . Take her by the hand look into her eyes . Pause for effect then say . Can I do you up the arse ?????
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I know your misses well dan. All that will happen is you will have 1 night of arguing. 7 nights on my floor and a lifetime of shit bacon😂 defo film it and sent it to me lol
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💀Darken Rahl💀 wrote:
If she's been nagging for that long then..... Idk for me when people nag for me to hurry something up, no matter what it is, I just tend to either take longer or feel less reluctant to even want to do it lolI like a good practical joke, but in this case, no. I'd want you dead for something like that.
It's been 7 years. Why haven't you already proposed? -
Deicide wrote:
Nnnnoooooo that's far worse because if there's a ring in the box the she's really going to believe it but if she gets an empty box with a note in it then she (if she has a sense of humor) can take it a whole lot better and does help that the note tells her that he's considering it. BUT DON'T GET DOWN ON ONE KNEE BROput a ring in the box and go through the whole proposal. at the end of the night take the ring back and tell her it was just a test to see how the real thing would go one day... practice makes perfect.
LEAVE IT SOMEWHERE FOR HER TO FIND lol
Either way its very VERY risky either she can handle it or she can't and if she can't she will either stay with a grudge because of it or she will just leave. It's a gamble but its your call in the end. Let us know how it goes 😁
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Bad idea! You can't f*<% with her head like that if your serious about her. You will
Loose all credibility. All her friends and family will say leave him. And you'll never get her full back on ur side. Don't do it on her bday either. Plan something special because this will be something that comes up for the next 40 years. -
Bad bad idea!! Lol .. She may like the fact that your a jokester but marriage proposals are one subject women don't joke around on! She's been waiting longer than any woman I know would for you to propose I just don't see how she would find any humor in an empty box. Relationship suicide in my opinion ...
If you do it and she somehow manages to get over it or laugh it off get ready for it ... Paybacks will happen 😜
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7 years. I've been with my gf for 3 and a half and if it was 7 I'd be single for sure. Haha
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Wow I didn't expect all these replies lol!
I'm not one to shy away from a joke! And I have done some bloody outrageous ones in my life! But listening to all of you, (especially women) I'm starting to have second thoughts!
Wow your making me question what my misses is like!! Dc remind me again? And ill get some proper Cumberland sausages in for ya, after the bacon gave ya the runs lol
Dilemma dilemma! Grrrrrr
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And yes I'm a stubborn fucker! The more you nag, the more I go the opposite way! I was close to asking the question the other month then the nagging started again so I didn't lol
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Maybe Katie wrote:
Hello Turfwars, Mrs Turfa here. Nice to meet you all.I don't think an engagement ring makes a gold birthday present to begin with. That's something that should come at another time.
✂snip✂First, depending on the type of person the OP's girl is, it could go either way. She could either get ultra-pissed off (bad), or, she might find it humorous (good, but unlikely).
@Maybe Katie - Turfa proposed to me on my birthday, rose in teeth, dress suit on, bent knee and on a stage in front of everyone. At first I thought it was a joke, but in hindsight I think it was a great idea and if she's anything like me, she will love it.
@OP - my advice is, if you must give her an empty box as a joke, be ready on one knee with the ring in your hand to pacify the raging bull woman. 😜
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7years... Is there a common law ... You might already be married lol. Skip to happy anniversary :)
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Mrs turfa, thank you for your contribution!
I think I am gonna have to hold off the empty box idea for a couple more weeks / days / years lol until I do have the goods to produce to her!
Hahaha I'm loving all these comments and I am pissing myself laughing lol
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