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• El Chubaneebre Oct 11, 2013

  Roger That wrote:

  El Chubaneebre wrote:

  Roger That wrote:

  El Chubaneebre wrote:

  Mounting the back of an ice cream truck . .... a frightened ice cream seller wondering 'why is he doing this again?'
  

  Sounds kinda like the picture of a dude in neglige mounting his range rover.

  Well, you give it a tank of premium unleaded ...... .. Maybe there are some who prefer an ice cream truck?

  If you can't get frozen treats after layin it to an ice cream truck, you need to work on your game.

  Yes. I guess my advice is to just keep trying. You're not going to get those treats if you just give up. Pay no attention to the screaming vendor, ignore the 'watchers' (and those trying to pay money for an ice cream), keep reaching for the 'stars'?
• ~Kountra Oct 11, 2013

  Ever laughed so hard you threw up? This stuff is killing me right now haha. I thought I was about to go to sleep but I guess not lol. 😝
• Kearn Oct 11, 2013

  Katie give me your code and I promise I'll treat it good scouts honor!
• ⚸яѻɢɛʀ✞тɦǟȶ⛧ Oct 11, 2013

  All joking aside, ice cream trucks get around. Always use protection. And before you bury your face in that choco taco, remember, its covered in nuts, and some people may have an allergy. Should you happen to have a nut allergy, perhaps you'd like to try a screwball, a screamers cookie dough cup, or maybe you're a fudgesicle kinda man. Me, I'm into lick a color and strawberry shortcake.
• El Chubaneebre Oct 11, 2013

  Good advice right there.
• The Saw Oct 12, 2013

  Roger That wrote:

  All joking aside, ice cream trucks get around. Always use protection. And before you bury your face in that choco taco, remember, its covered in nuts, and some people may have an allergy. Should you happen to have a nut allergy, perhaps you'd like to try a screwball, a screamers cookie dough cup, or maybe you're a fudgesicle kinda man. Me, I'm into lick a color and strawberry shortcake.
  

  Variety is the spice of life indeed. Well done Davey. Stay proud, and be respectful. Just stay true and don't play games. If your "target" is on the same page and willing, enjoy the experience. It only gets better.
• Mickey Dunn Oct 12, 2013

  Thepyroarcher wrote:

  Katie give me your code and I promise I'll treat it good scouts honor!
  

  I could give you her code....

  But I'm a gentleman. 😊

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