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〓ＤＥＲＥＬＩＣＴ〓 wrote:
😳 I want sprinklesMaybe Katie wrote:
Apparently, she got the sprinkles....davey da kidd wrote:
A teeny-bopper selling icecream you say... You want sprinkles with that?Gee sorry Katie to get this off track, but one thing for sure
you really got the bone in your mouth
Determination an persistence
To get this back on track
It's like you won't get thrown off the bull no matter what
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P😈Loco(E771) wrote:
Talk to Davey boy. I'm sure he'll share.〓ＤＥＲＥＬＩＣＴ〓 wrote:
😳 I want sprinklesMaybe Katie wrote:
Apparently, she got the sprinkles....davey da kidd wrote:
A teeny-bopper selling icecream you say... You want sprinkles with that?Gee sorry Katie to get this off track, but one thing for sure
you really got the bone in your mouth
Determination an persistence
To get this back on track
It's like you won't get thrown off the bull no matter what
Way to ride it out champ -
Only if your a hot chick with big tits
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davey da kidd wrote:
The real men I know don't need to talk themselves up. They don't need to announce they've had sex. They are secure enough with themselves that they don't need their buddies or online people giving them high-fives or praising them. They don't talk about women like they are a piece of meat.Why u guys gotta pick on me, you must be not getting any action of your own , what are you ugly or something, I've never even herd of you. Do you even have 1000 mob yet? Then stfu.
You better believe she was praising me, and wanting more and more as the summer went on .If this did happen, I hope the poor girl doesn't have feelings for you. It's obvious you don't care about her at all.
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Mystery wrote:
'Nuff said.davey da kidd wrote:
The real men I know don't need to talk themselves up. They don't need to announce they've had sex. They are secure enough with themselves that they don't need their buddies or online people giving them high-fives or praising them. They don't talk about women like they are a piece of meat.Why u guys gotta pick on me, you must be not getting any action of your own , what are you ugly or something, I've never even herd of you. Do you even have 1000 mob yet? Then stfu.
You better believe she was praising me, and wanting more and more as the summer went on .If this did happen, I hope the poor girl doesn't have feelings for you. It's obvious you don't care about her at all.
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Your wrong
She didn't give me 1 free ice cream cone all summer..
I do have feelings.....but I can't see her till next summer...
I'm not bragging , just sharing my story
I didn't go into details and stuff -
So... Wait... Katie, were you trying to warn noobs about me, or davey?
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Interesting point Mickey ...... After all I guess I am a ladies man now ....
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davey da kidd wrote:
Interesting point Mickey ...... After all I guess I am a ladies man now ....
... Davey, stop playing these poor people.
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davey da kidd wrote:
To be honest, every time I read one of your posts in this thread I puke in my mouth a little...Interesting point Mickey ...... After all I guess I am a ladies man now ....
Publicly posting about losing your virginity (and taking that of another girl) is cheap and tacky. That you brag about doing this in the back of an ice cream parlor lowers you to some 60's sexist pig that as Mystery said used women as a piece of meat to notch up points on an imaginary scoreboard.
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Just A little??
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Mickey Duͣnͩnͩ wrote:
Davey who?So... Wait... Katie, were you trying to warn noobs about me, or davey?
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Maybe Katie wrote:
Just some kid who found a mannequin in the back of an ice cream shop and thought it was realMickey Duͣnͩnͩ wrote:
Davey who?So... Wait... Katie, were you trying to warn noobs about me, or davey?
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Maybe Katie wrote:
Davey the ladies man ......Mickey Duͣnͩnͩ wrote:
Davey who?So... Wait... Katie, were you trying to warn noobs about me, or davey?
Except I'm beginning to think I should have got free ice cream .....
Maybe she used me for sex, to make her a woman, cuz if she really cared and respected me I think I should got frozen treats for free... That thought saddens me . -
davey da kidd wrote:
So your saying your a slut who wants to be paid for sex? That's called prostitution....Maybe Katie wrote:
Davey the ladies man ......Mickey Duͣnͩnͩ wrote:
Davey who?So... Wait... Katie, were you trying to warn noobs about me, or davey?
Except I'm beginning to think I should have got free ice cream .....
Maybe she used me for sex, to make her a woman, cuz if she really cared and respected me I think I should got frozen treats for free... That thought saddens me . -
Your pretty stupid huh
I'm saying that I liked this girl for a long time, then this summer we were each others first sex
Then I'm saying I liked her and I'm questioning how much she actually liked me , cuz some free frozen treats from where she worked would've been niceYou are really stupid and ignorant
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msdaisy wrote:
So is he making this all up just to troll? If so, it's a good example of how not to behave.davey da kidd wrote:
Interesting point Mickey ...... After all I guess I am a ladies man now ....
... Davey, stop playing these poor people.
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Davey did you spend your V on Daisy ?
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davey da kidd wrote:
Free stuff dont exist davey, somewhere down the line someone will have to pay for it.Your pretty stupid huh
I'm saying that I liked this girl for a long time, then this summer we were each others first sex
Then I'm saying I liked her and I'm questioning how much she actually liked me , cuz some free frozen treats from where she worked would've been niceYou are really stupid and ignorant
Now in this case im pretty sure that she would have ended up Paying for it...Maybe you didnt put in enough "effort" for her to find you worthy of a free treat? Dont know man, just saying 😜
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〓 RAZOR EDGE 〓 wrote:
👆👆👆Davey, you become a man by taking care of all of your responsibilities. By doing what is right even if doing what is wrong is much easier. All you have done (allegedly) is lose your virginity.
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Losing your virginty automatically makes you a "man"? Hahaha. Oh please. The fact that you are bragging about it in the forums proves quite the opposite. Real men are not made over night. They earn that right by being responsible and respectable over many years. And for the record, "real" men don't still live with their parents. Lol. Just sayin
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Wow didn't know!😁
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🏃💨fartex💩 wrote:
Well i am a beginnerdavey da kidd wrote:
Free stuff dont exist davey, somewhere down the line someone will have to pay for it.Your pretty stupid huh
I'm saying that I liked this girl for a long time, then this summer we were each others first sex
Then I'm saying I liked her and I'm questioning how much she actually liked me , cuz some free frozen treats from where she worked would've been niceYou are really stupid and ignorant
Now in this case im pretty sure that she would have ended up Paying for it...Maybe you didnt put in enough "effort" for her to find you worthy of a free treat? Dont know man, just saying 😜
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davey da kidd wrote:
Ummm, excuse me, little kidd. You don't become a man by loosing your virginity. Real men pay the bills on time, put supper on the table, and fix bicycles.I'm a hormone driven teenage male, I screw whenever I can and it took me all summer while I was stuck at the cottage with nothing else to do.
I was determined, she was the target of my desires......
Now I'm not a virgin anymore I'm a man
You have no class what so ever to "kiss & tell" the way you do. If you're even telling the truth about the way this story went down. -
〓SICARIUS〓 wrote:
davey da kidd wrote:
Ummm, excuse me, little kidd. You don't become a man by loosing your virginity. Real men pay the bills on time, put supper on the table, and fix bicycles.I'm a hormone driven teenage male, I screw whenever I can and it took me all summer while I was stuck at the cottage with nothing else to do.
I was determined, she was the target of my desires......
Now I'm not a virgin anymore I'm a man
You have no class what so ever to "kiss & tell" the way you do. If you're even telling the truth about the way this story went down.... Again, Davey may not be what he appears to play at online. This thread is excruciating on both sides.
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I guess she wasn't willing to risk losing her job by giving you free frozen treats. Unlike Steve Harvey, maybe this girl had SOME morals.
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Mounting the back of an ice cream truck I'm afraid does not equal sex with the occupant. But it would present a very funny picture....trousers down, hammering away .... a frightened ice cream seller wondering 'why is he doing this again?'
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El Chubaneebre wrote:
Sounds kinda like the picture of a dude in neglige mounting his range rover.Mounting the back of an ice cream truck I'm afraid does not equal sex with the occupant. But it would present a very funny picture....trousers down, hammering away .... a frightened ice cream seller wondering 'why is he doing this again?'
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Roger That wrote:
Well, you give it a tank of premium unleaded ...... a bit if a wash and polish. Moonlit night. Accidentally slip into some lingerie ..... The scene is all set if that's what works for you. Maybe there are some who prefer an ice cream truck?El Chubaneebre wrote:
Sounds kinda like the picture of a dude in neglige mounting his range rover.Mounting the back of an ice cream truck I'm afraid does not equal sex with the occupant. But it would present a very funny picture....trousers down, hammering away .... a frightened ice cream seller wondering 'why is he doing this again?'
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El Chubaneebre wrote:
If you can't get frozen treats after layin it to an ice cream truck, you need to work on your game.Roger That wrote:
Well, you give it a tank of premium unleaded ...... a bit if a wash and polish. Moonlit night. Accidentally slip into some lingerie ..... The scene is all set if that's what works for you. Maybe there are some who prefer an ice cream truck?El Chubaneebre wrote:
Sounds kinda like the picture of a dude in neglige mounting his range rover.Mounting the back of an ice cream truck I'm afraid does not equal sex with the occupant. But it would present a very funny picture....trousers down, hammering away .... a frightened ice cream seller wondering 'why is he doing this again?'
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