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Yes that is what my parents say....
But I also hear that this is another rite of passage, a ritual, of entering into manhood and I gotta tell ya
I feel like a man!! -
davey da kidd wrote:
BingoYes that is what my parents say....
But I also hear that this is another rite of passage, a ritual, of entering into manhood and I gotta tell ya
I feel like a man!! -
davey da kidd wrote:
So are you trying to tell us before this rite of passage you felt like a woman?Yes that is what my parents say....
But I also hear that this is another rite of passage, a ritual, of entering into manhood and I gotta tell ya
I feel like a man!! -
davey da kidd wrote:
It was a blonde dude
private message -
〓ＦＡＣＨＡＮ〓 wrote:
No not a woman, but I think I was just young, a boy, immature some may say, but now I am a man, many many times this summer in the back of the ice cream store......davey da kidd wrote:
So are you trying to tell us before this rite of passage you felt like a woman?Yes that is what my parents say....
But I also hear that this is another rite of passage, a ritual, of entering into manhood and I gotta tell ya
I feel like a man!! -
L.O.L.A
La la la la LOLA -
〓ＤＲＥＡＭＳＭＡＳＨＥＲ〓 wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂L.O.L.A
La la la la LOLAIs she gonna buy the DP to change your name to "davey da man"?
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Blamesday wrote:
Good one lol〓ＤＲＥＡＭＳＭＡＳＨＥＲ〓 wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂L.O.L.A
La la la la LOLAIs she gonna buy the DP to change your name to "davey da man"?
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No, but she said she will wait for me till next summer when my family goes up again . She said now she's a woman
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〓ＤＲＥＡＭＳＭＡＳＨＥＲ〓 wrote:
😂It didnt count Davey she had an Adams Apple
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Who was it. Then we can all ER him.
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davey da kidd wrote:
Don't worry about the others poking fun at you.....it's probably best that (s)he is actually a dude cuz now you don't have to worry about getting a phone call regarding a new davey the baby on the way. 🚹+🚹+🍦(does not)= 🚼No, but she said she will wait for me till next summer when my family goes up again . She said now she's a woman
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davey da kidd wrote:
Holding pinkies and sharing a ice cream cone doesn't make you a man or her a woman.No, but she said she will wait for me till next summer when my family goes up again . She said now she's a woman
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We used protection , no babies.
I've got my whole life and I'm too young ...... -
Is this a remake of the 40 year old virgin. Just 13 years older?
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〓ＦＡＣＨＡＮ〓 wrote:
LolIs this a remake of the 40 year old virgin. Just 13 years older?
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davey da kidd wrote:
Oh ya, I been locked up at the cottage this summer but I'm free to use my iPad fot the last week of vacation
But Katie I'm a man now.... I screwed the cute blonde girl at the local ice cream stand.Yeah, all I could hear was her laughing about your "Mr Whippy"!
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Why u guys gotta pick on me, you must be not getting any action of your own , what are you ugly or something, I've never even herd of you. Do you even have 1000 mob yet? Then stfu.
You better believe she was praising me, and wanting more and more as the summer went on . -
davey da kidd wrote:
I'm not getting any right now. 👋 Tell us about your female friend.Why u guys gotta pick on me, you must be not getting any action of your own , what are you ugly or something, I've never even herd of you. Do you even have 1000 mob yet? Then stfu.
You better believe she was praising me, and wanting more and more as the summer went on . -
“ɬℌℰ Տ₳ⅈℵﾅ” wrote:
👀davey da kidd wrote:
BingoYes that is what my parents say....
But I also hear that this is another rite of passage, a ritual, of entering into manhood and I gotta tell ya
I feel like a man!! -
davey da kidd wrote:
Sorry but blonde Labs don't count as females just because they are called bitches.I'm a hormone driven teenage male, I screw whenever I can and it took me all summer while I was stuck at the cottage with nothing else to do.
I was determined, she was the target of my desires......
Now I'm not a virgin anymore I'm a man -
Geez if you want to parade yourself around and tell everyone on Turf Wars that you lost your virginity then make your own thread instead of hijacking this one.
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Gee sorry Katie to get this off track, but one thing for sure
you really got the bone in your mouth
Determination an persistence
To get this back on track
It's like you won't get thrown off the bull no matter what
Way to ride it out champ -
Well Katie I have been on TW since Dec 2010 and when I go to the Vet meeting we talk about World Domination and how to keep Power! We plan "hits" on enemies and we pay gold to the spies. 😳😳💰💰💰
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La tortuga wrote:
And I doubt you'll be invited to the next meeting.Well Katie I have been on TW since Dec 2010 and when I go to the Vet meeting we talk about World Domination and how to keep Power! We plan "hits" on enemies and we pay gold to the spies. 😳😳💰💰💰
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Your right Mickey I am just a minor, lowly member. The Secret High Councel which I hear is made up of 13, all of whom began play in 2009. Of course that is the rumor I hear.
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⊰ℒɛ⌖ℳʌɳs😱ᵙǥͨ⊱ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭Show us on the doll where he touched you 💃
😅OMG I lost it -
davey da kidd wrote:
A teeny-bopper selling icecream you say... You want sprinkles with that?Gee sorry Katie to get this off track, but one thing for sure
you really got the bone in your mouth
Determination an persistence
To get this back on track
It's like you won't get thrown off the bull no matter what
Way to ride it out champ -
Maybe Katie wrote:
Apparently, she got the sprinkles....davey da kidd wrote:
A teeny-bopper selling icecream you say... You want sprinkles with that?Gee sorry Katie to get this off track, but one thing for sure
you really got the bone in your mouth
Determination an persistence
To get this back on track
It's like you won't get thrown off the bull no matter what
Way to ride it out champ -
Oh she got mad crazy sprinkles
All summer long
Hehehe
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